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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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 Posted - 06/20/2009 : 13:00:20
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As a follow-up to the popular and hilarious game: Dropping the First - now try this:
Add ONE LETTER to any word of a film title to create a new film. Write a one-sentence summary of the film you've created 
Such as:
Supperman - Call him anything you like, but don't call him late for supper!
Bratman - A sad story of arrested development following an obnoxious self-important brat on his journey from troubled childhood to trouble-making adult.
Cup - An aged Borrower decides to break free and attaches scores of balloons to lift his cup-home into a flight of possibilities.
Drag Me To Shell - An alternative energy fanatic is forcibly removed to a gas station where she escapes and leads a protest to destroy the logo.
Pulp Friction - Rival paper mill owners duke it out in the forest.
Star Wares - Celebrities team up to launch a new auction site selling their unwanted goods.
Apocalypse Snow - The long-awaited sequel to The Day After Tomorrow in which a small band of survivors face 1000 years of snow.
Dial Me For Murder - Has-been hitmen team up to form an agency dedicated to contract killing.
Your turn!
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 06/20/2009 : 15:42:18
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Start Trek - the longest journey begins with a single step; true stories about famous hikers
Iron Mane - Simba is turned into a robot after being captured by terrorists.
No Country for Cold Men - senior citizens find refuge in Florida.
Train Man - A retiring Pullman Porter recalls his life's work
The Bucket Liszt - the final days of a classical composer
Bi, Robot - a film about the ideal android for sexually frustrated couples.
The Switches of Eastwick - the single women in Stepford are magically replaced by clones.
Pantz - an animated film about what happens to your clothing when you close your closet doors.
Sink City - what evil lurks in the depths of public restrooms?
Titanick - a failing football team comes down with stomach flu right in the middle of the one game they might have won
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Edited by - ChocolateLady on 06/23/2009 09:09:09 |
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 06/20/2009 : 18:48:19
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MY LIFE AS A DOGE - Look at the life of the upper classes in Renaissance Venice.
ACCIDENTAL HERON - Large, clumsy bird rescues passengers from a lane BEFORE it crashes!
MRS AND MRS SMITH - Lesbian update of spy saga.
STARE WARS - Luke glares at his father. His father glares back. Who will be first to crack?
GIF - Animated (if basic) version of dissent at an English Public School.
ANGELS WITH DIRTY FAECES - Scatological gangster movie where badly constipated Cagney goes screaming to the lavatory.
DIVAN THE TERRIBLE PART 1 - First part of documentary examining incompetence and abuse within the soft furnishings industry. A must-see.
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 06/20/2009 : 22:06:42
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Crocky - From the producers of the legendary "Ocky" franchise comes this look into the pressure cooker of the other side of the meat packing plant, where another worker (who looks like Stallone with a plastic moustache) decides to pursue his dream as a master crock pot chef, affectionately known as "Crocky" (get it?). Is Crocky good enough to defeat the cocky George Foreman griller?
Crocky II - Unable to shake the feeling that he could have beaten the George Foreman griller if he'd used nutmeg, Crocky embarks on a relentless quest to find another winning spice combination.
Crocky III - Crocky defends his cooking title against a scary short order cook with an intimidating flare for cooking breakfast ceareals on a hot plate. Pity the gruel!
Crocky IV - When the George Foreman griller is killed in a mysterious cooking accident at a chili cookoff in the Ukraine, Crocky comes out of retirement against the Knisch King and makes a stirring speech against the use of MSG in competitive cooking.
Crocky V - No one really knows what this film is about except that there's a crock pot in it.
Crocky Balboa - Crocky squares off against the Ragin Cajun in a battle for the best lobster bisque. Who's bisque is best? |
Edited by - MguyXXV on 06/20/2009 22:10:41 |
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 06/20/2009 : 22:40:45
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This is likely amusing only to me. 
Much Adox About Nothing
Claudio, Hero, and Don Pedro conspire to get Benedick to insert data into Beatrice's tables, but Don John causes a runtime error of the union of Claudio and Hero.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 06/22/2009 : 22:49:52
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After a slowish day at work...
Jagged Hedge - Jeff Bridges trims his shrubs while drunk
Mali - Will Smith plays a little known African country
Snakes on a Planet - A global invasion of reptiles is repelled by Sam Jackson
Beverly Hills Crop - Eddie Murphy joins the Beverly Hillbillies.
Shaving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks tracks down the little brother whose beard has only just started growing
Diet Hard - Bruce Willis loses weight quickly, motherfucker. |
Edited by - Chris C on 06/22/2009 22:50:29 |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 06/23/2009 : 05:50:55
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Nice, Chris. 
Center the Dragon - Bruce Lee battles obsessive compulsiveness while practicing the art of feng shui.
Bravehearst - A slice-of-life biopic about the period in William Randolh Hearst's life when he insisted on wearing a plaid skirt.
Alpha Dogg - Life story of Snoop Dogg's oldest brother, a Latin professor at Dartmouth.
8 Smile - Eminem stars as an almost photogenic rapper with a pretty good smile, but it's just not the best.
Fred Dragon - Ralph Fiennes stars in this animated epic as Fred the Dragon, who teaches children about poetry of the easrly Romantics.
Hairplane - Leslie Nielsen takes a turn at serious drama in the story of Cletis Wright, cousin of Orville and Wilbur Wright, who races his more famous cousins to construct the first flying machine, which, after seeing how it blows around in the wind, he is convinced should be made out of hair. |
Edited by - MguyXXV on 06/23/2009 14:28:32 |
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