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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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 Posted - 04/20/2008 : 22:39:59
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Imagine you are pitching a film to a studio - the only proviso is it must be a dud!
Examples might be
" Whip Hubley and Costas Mandylor together for the first time! "
or maybe a hook like this....
" HE's artsy, SHE'S fartsy...this summer look forward to BLOWOUT & KLIMT "*
( actually New Line may have optioned this!  )
So , let your imagination free! You know you want to!
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 04/21/2008 : 01:33:20
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She was the All-American girl!!
He was the All-American guy!!
Together they were the romantic comedy stars of the 1960s!!
Now coming to a theater near you...
Paris Hilton IS Doris Day
Ben Affleck IS Rock Hudson in
Pillows Talked!!
Their pillow-talk films defined romantic comedy!!
Also starring Alan Cumming as Tony Randall |
Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 04/25/2008 19:04:38 |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/21/2008 : 05:34:21
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You thought it could never happen, but then it did, and your suburban lives were never the same. The terror, the fear, the huge amounts of wasted clay in...
Bambi vs. Gromit! |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/21/2008 : 09:28:58
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Stay out of the maternity ward, if you know what's good for you.
Juan Carlos Fresnadillo - the director of 28 Weeks Later - brings you
All the charm of Hugh Grant!
All the delight of Julienne Moore!
You loved them in Nine Months and now they're together again ...
well, for a while anyway.
In the Zombie Rom-Com:
Nine Months Later!
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 04/21/2008 : 14:45:46
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What is the meaning of life. What is it all about? What are we striving for?
WHO GIVES A $%8
Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/21/2008 : 15:15:33
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You though teenagers were the only ones interested in zits....now your wait is over as
Shia Le Bouf stars in
Discharge-The Movie |
Edited by - Beanmimo on 04/21/2008 15:16:19 |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 04/21/2008 : 15:39:12
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I have to properly credit this to Adam Carolla but I love his idea.
In the year 2025, a secret detention colony for child predators is created on a remote island in the Pacific. The government disavows all knowledge of the penal colony. Later that year, a plane carrying a troop of eager Boy Scouts en route to the annual Jubilee in Maui crashes near the remote island. The troop must use all of their survival skills to avoid the lawless tribes of perverts until rescue units can respond - unaware of the island's unique history. Welcome to
Pedoph Isle |
Edited by - turrell on 04/21/2008 15:42:26 |
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RockGolf
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 04/21/2008 : 18:11:09
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Britney Spears, Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Rosie O'Donnell, Paris Hilton, RuPaul, Raven Symone, Anna Feris, Queen Latifah, and 3 more in a remake of the jury room classic
Twelve Angry Women |
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redPen
"Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/24/2008 : 05:59:24
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quote:
Originally posted by R o � k G 0 1 f
Britney Spears, Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Rosie O'Donnell, Paris Hilton, RuPaul, Raven Symone, Anna Feris, Queen Latifah, and 3 more in a remake of the jury room classic
Twelve Angry Women
Dang, Rock, this one might work! "Beauty Shop 3: Chix-in-a-Box!" |
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redPen
"Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/24/2008 : 06:18:35
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Originally posted by wildhartlivie
She was the All-American girl!! He was the All-American guy!! Together they were the romantic comedy stars of the 1960s!!
Now coming to a theater near you... Paris Hilton IS Doris Day and Ben Affleck IS Rock Hudson in Pillows Talked!!
Their pillow-talk films defined romantic comedy!!
Also starring Alan Cumming as Tony Randall
Cumming . . . to a theatre near you!
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/25/2008 : 12:23:53
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She needed to change her life!
He was the only guy who could help!
Streisand!
Gere!
As you've never seen them before ...
This is the musical of the century ...
Hello
Dalai Lama!
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 04/25/2008 : 19:03:14
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quote:
Originally posted by BaftaBabe
She needed to change her life!
He was the only guy who could help!
Streisand!
Gere!
As you've never seen them before ...
This is the musical of the century ...
Hello
Dalai Lama!
This one gets my vote. heHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 04/25/2008 : 22:49:00
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A heartwarming tale of non-sterotype irish characters
Brendan Irishman
Colin Galway-Bay
Seamus O'Goolie
Tim O'Tay
in
In Utrecht
( What do you mean , " It's been done already ? ) |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 04/27/2008 : 23:42:34
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You'll never see a film with so much Krapp!
Richard Dean Anderson IS KRAPP
in
Sam Beckett's
KRAPP'S LAST TAPE
" A Laff Riot" ( Baltimore Echo )
" Look out , Farrelly Brothers!" ( Seattle Examiner )
" I wet myself!" ( Toronto Echo ) |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 15:41:49
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Natalie Portman
Reads the Phone Book out loud
" Stunning " ( Airbolt )
" Awesome " ( Airbolt , again " )
" Beautifu... ( Thats enough reviews - Ed ) |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 05/16/2008 : 03:27:07
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He was a music legend
She was a small town girl trying to make it in Hollywood
They would meet in the most unlikely of places
Regis Philbin
and
Carol Channing
starring in
The Old Folks Home
You dont want to miss it.
This summer. Regis will share his Jell-o |
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Pitch a film that will win a Razzie
