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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by MguyXXV[/i] [br]Ralph Fiennes got wasted for this film. [size=4][center][url="http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?ID=23197"]The Hurt Locker (2009)[/url][/center][/size=4] [hr] Abbreviated rules .... The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables. The second line has seven syllables. The third, and final, line has five syllables. The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site. Except clay and Sludge, otherwise none of us has a chance of winning. To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Bake at 350 for ten minutes, and then stir. Haikus may be risque, but please, don't fucking dwell on vaginas and fecal matter (i.e., do you really have to be super explicit?). Only one entry per person. However, you may edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. Voting. If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. It's required. If you enter but do not vote, you'll be hanged from a noose until dead (and you will lose 3 points from your total). Failing to vote, however, could have drastic consequences. Really. I'm serious. This goes for you, too. You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be just like a lurker vote! Get it??? O.K.: Sludge and clay are allowed back in. --------------------------------- For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows: 3 pts fwfr a 2 pts fwfr b 1 pt fwfr c -------------------------------- You may vote only once. You may not vote for yourself. You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) [size=5][url="http://www.fwfr.com/user.asp?id=2877"]HERE[/url][/size=5], to Me. When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 17MAR FWFR time), I will declare myself the winner, but in a stunning show of grace, I will allow the biggest vote-getter to select the next film. Power is so corrupting.[hr] The entries thus far: [u][b]Sludge[/b][/u] Drama on Bravo where the improvised device, sand-born, cracks Sanborn [u][b]clay[/b][/u] tick tick swagger snip "we're done here" "sorry i can't help you--" KABOOOM!! fade [u][b]MguyX[/b][/u] Bravo, Bigelow: Explosive material. Box office blown up. [u][b]ChocolateLady[/b][/u] When a body bomb can't be defused, you may well get bent like Beckham. [u][b]BaftaBabe[/b][/u] The Bigelowdown: Big boys like blowing stuff up. Boom go their insides. [u][b]Beanmimo[/b][/u] Point the disposale expert on the bomb trail to maybe see him break. [u][b]Montgomery[/b][/u] Like defusing bombs more than shopping for Bomb Pops? Simple. Re-enlist. [/quote]    -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON   Check here to include your profile signature.