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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
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 Posted - 03/10/2010 : 21:43:02
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Ralph Fiennes got wasted for this film.
The Hurt Locker (2009)
Abbreviated rules ....
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site. Except clay and Sludge, otherwise none of us has a chance of winning.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Bake at 350 for ten minutes, and then stir.
Haikus may be risque, but please, don't fucking dwell on vaginas and fecal matter (i.e., do you really have to be super explicit?).
Only one entry per person. However, you may edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time.
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. It's required. If you enter but do not vote, you'll be hanged from a noose until dead (and you will lose 3 points from your total).
Failing to vote, however, could have drastic consequences. Really. I'm serious. This goes for you, too.
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be just like a lurker vote! Get it???
O.K.: Sludge and clay are allowed back in.
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once.
You may not vote for yourself.
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) HERE, to Me.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 17MAR FWFR time), I will declare myself the winner, but in a stunning show of grace, I will allow the biggest vote-getter to select the next film.
Power is so corrupting.
The entries thus far:
Sludge
Drama on Bravo
where the improvised device,
sand-born, cracks Sanborn
clay
tick tick swagger snip
"we're done here" "sorry i can't
help you--" KABOOOM!! fade
MguyX
Bravo, Bigelow:
Explosive material.
Box office blown up.
ChocolateLady
When a body bomb
can't be defused, you may well
get bent like Beckham.
BaftaBabe
The Bigelowdown:
Big boys like blowing stuff up.
Boom go their insides.
Beanmimo
Point the disposale
expert on the bomb trail to
maybe see him break.
Montgomery
Like defusing bombs
more than shopping for Bomb Pops?
Simple. Re-enlist. |
Edited by - MguyXXV on 03/15/2010 19:40:11 |
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 03/10/2010 : 22:42:59
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Drama on Bravo
where the improvised device,
sand-born, cracks Sanborn
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."
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Posted - 03/11/2010 : 03:44:17
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tick tick swagger snip
"we're done here" "sorry i can't
help you--" KABOOOM!! fade |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 03/11/2010 : 06:02:45
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Bravo, Bigelow:
Explosive material.
Box office blown up. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/11/2010 : 09:48:41
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When a body bomb
can't be defused, you may well
get bent like Beckham. |
Edited by - ChocolateLady on 03/11/2010 09:49:25 |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 03/11/2010 : 11:40:42
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The Bigelowdown:
Big boys like blowing stuff up.
Boom go their insides.
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Edited by - BaftaBaby on 03/11/2010 11:41:53 |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 03/13/2010 : 00:38:37
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Point the disposale
expert on the bomb trail to
maybe see him break.
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 03/15/2010 : 13:40:31
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Like defusing bombs
more than shopping for Bomb Pops?
Simple. Re-enlist.
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/16/2010 : 15:35:37
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| Vot.... BOOM! |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 03/17/2010 : 12:44:01
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Diffused my votes, just in time!
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 03/17/2010 : 14:43:47
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Voted. Went home for awhile. Came back and voted again.
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 03/17/2010 : 20:04:24
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Two One bomb left to defuse!!! HURRY!
The missing vote could still blowup any one of THREE PEOPLE!
THE TIMEBOMB IS TICKING FASTER (well, at least it seems that way)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SWEAT IS STINGING MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by - MguyXXV on 03/17/2010 20:22:41 |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 03/17/2010 : 20:33:46
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| Kaboom. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 03/17/2010 : 21:02:07
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3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Is't it odd how film imitates haiku?
Exploding like a firecracker in third place
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MEguyX (3221)
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Popping like a cherry bomb in second place
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MONTGOMERY (32221)
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And this week's highly improvised explosive device was created by the ONE
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the suspense is just plain RIDICULOUS!
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CLAYBOOM! (333311)
Take off the suit, man, it's hot. Have a drink and re-up for the next haiku tour. |
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clay
"Viewer discretion is revised."
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Posted - 03/18/2010 : 08:04:38
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The suit is off, YouguyX--if I'm gonna die, I wanna be comfy. Great suspense-building job on the presentation by the way!
I'll make my Improvised Explosive Decision soon. Thanks for your votes, everyone! |
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Movie Haiku Contest #195 - The Hurt Locker
