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Reviews by 'Clara'
Current status of
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with a total of
103
reviews published to date.
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Black Sheep (2006)
Violence of the Lambs!
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(20)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Documentary about documentaries. Duh.
Jul 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Had me at BZZZZZZZZZZ.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Acne (2003)
Holy zit!
Jan 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Caddyshack (1980)
Baby Ruth goes swimming.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Casino Royale (1967)
'Casino Royale' with cheese.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Blair's a head turner.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lion In Winter, The (1968)
Royal family splits heirs.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Minstrels make nutritious snacks.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Shining, The (1980)
Finger does the talking.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Don't clean the fridge!
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Dil: tarty, ladylike ... dude.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Grindhouse (2007)
Kurt Russell's killer ride.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Porklips Now (1980)
Mertz recites, ruins poetry.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Radioland Murders (1994)
Sound effects are murder!
Mar 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Theatre Of Blood (1973)
Morley: you got served!
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Ritual burning wicker, Woodward.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Doctor in the fish?
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Yo Quiero Taco Hell!
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bad Taste (1987)
Cannibal aliens lose lunch!
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Dangerfield steps on duck.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Carrie (1976)
Sissy's prom: bloody hell!
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (1967)
Multiple actors 'play' Bond.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Clue (1985)
Colleen = Campy maid.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Here comes the died!
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze (1894)
Snot a good movie.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Otto's dinner: fresh fish!
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ghoulies (1985)
Freaky creatures clogging toilets.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hardware Wars (1977)
Princess is 'Anne' Droid!
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
How To Get Ahead In Advertising (1989)
Meeting competition head(s) on.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Marathon Man (1976)
Anti-Semite root canal.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Microwave Massacre (1983)
Instant murder dinners.
Aug 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Best of Python LIVE!
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mutations, The (1974)
Mad doctor plants students!
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Omen, The (1976)
Stephens: a little devil.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
French McDonald's sells beer.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indiana boulder than ever.
Dec 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rebecca (1940)
Olivier pines over ex.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Madsen shears an ear.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Real English Robin Hood!
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Dancing Alien Transvestites!
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Russian Ark (2002)
Magical Russian history tour.
Jan 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Canada, Cartman kill decency.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spellbound (2002)
Spelling champ ruins 'mayonnaise'.
Nov 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
UHF (1989)
Weird Al: the Movie.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
German liar fights Turks!
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
The Baron saves! Really.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Welcome aboard Air Insanity.
Jul 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Armed And Dangerous (1986)
Armed, Dangerously funny.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
'Puberty Love' kills tomatoes!
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Everything by Marv Newland.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Newland produced by parents.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bye Bye Bambi.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Reeking Hubbard hubbub.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Local farmer gets peckeye'd.
Dec 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Canterbury Tales, The (1972)
Baker + Chaucer = unlikely mix.
Jul 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Car, The (1977)
Car in garage! Run!
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Closet Cases Of The Nerd Kind (1980)
Mothership has cherry topping!
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Clue (1985)
Boddy kills cook? Nope!
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Clue (1985)
Singing Telegram Girl: R.I.P.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Clue (1985)
Mrs. White, Black Widow.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Creeping Terror, The (1964)
Mutant carpet humps car!
Jan 13, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Crucible, The (1996)
Day-Lewis, Ryder: Salem miscasts.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Mullet fights Opus Dei!
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Godmonster Of Indian Flats (1973)
Mangy mutton raids Southwest!
Feb 6, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Golden Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1973)
Baker's age = time paradox!
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Golden Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1973)
Garfield doesn't like work.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Hardware Wars (1977)
Auggie Ben = only hope!
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Howard The Duck (1986)
Howard the Shmuck.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Jo Jo, The Dog Faced Boy (1902)
A dogboy's life.
Oct 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Dude, Where's my Wiener?
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Kid Stays In The Picture, The (2002)
Evans forever and ever!
Dec 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Killer Shrews, The (1959)
Sloshed protagonists escape 'shrews'.
Feb 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Follow the shoe!
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Shoe: Sign of Messiah.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Chapman: reluctant Messiah.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Mamma Dracula (1980)
Nurse Ratched = Elizabeth Bathory?!?
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Man Who Knew Too Little, The (1997)
Murray's tourist: accidental crime-fighter.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Man Who Would Be King, The (1975)
Caine brings home head.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Man Who Would Be King, The (1975)
Connery, Caine: Freed Masons.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Mirror Crack'd, The (1980)
Novak screws Scotland Yard.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Gilliam dies, kills monster.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mr. B Natural (1957)
Music fairy violates nerd!
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Nicholas And Alexandra (1971)
Doctor Who: hemophillia cure!
Jul 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Prison break for pomade!
Oct 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Over The Hedge (2006)
Levy: total 'Hedge'hog.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Crook's Eye View!
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie, The (2008)
Veggie of the Caribbean!
Jul 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Porklips Now (1980)
Madman on meat market.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Puma Man, The (1980)
Nerdy superhero... in khakis!
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Silverado (1985)
Danny vs. racist sheriff.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Decency vs. Canada.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Concerned parents blame Canada.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Dennis Hopper: BAD Koopa.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Superman III (1983)
Superman's new Pryor-ity.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Swan Princess, The (1994)
Cleese: wannabe Frog Prince.
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Swept Away (2002)
Shlepped Away.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)
Middle-aged teenagers inflict TORTURE!
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Trainspotting (1996)
McGregor: Human Toilet Brush.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
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Turist �mer Uzay Yolunda (1973)
Turkish Trekkie tourist adventure!
Dec 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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