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Reviews by 'dances with chucks'
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with a total of
39
reviews published to date.
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Caligula (1979)
Malcolm XXX.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(18)
Gay Republicans (2004)
Pink elephants on parade.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Fatty Hearst.
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Dead as a Dumbledorenail.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Scarlet Letter, The (1995)
'A' very bad idea.
Jan 4, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
She's The Man (2006)
Twelfth Night, Twelfth Grade.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Honka honka burning love.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Nacho Average Luchador.
Apr 4, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Urine (1999)
GEE WHIZ!
Mar 5, 2006
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(6)
Bee Season (2005)
Kabbalah and the Bee.
Jan 20, 2007
Unscored
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(5)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Harrison's an Ancient Artifact.
Apr 16, 2006
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(5)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Kiera's Orlando's Land Ho!
Jul 23, 2006
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(5)
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Tim Allen gets 'Shagged'.
Mar 20, 2006
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(5)
Aeon Flux (2005)
Charlize Theron meets Catwoman.
Jan 4, 2006
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(4)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone in 'hairy' situation.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Expendables, The (2010)
The AARP Team.
Aug 25, 2010
Unscored
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(4)
Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
What's Eating Doug Bukowski?
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Hoodwinked! (2005)
Red Riding Hood's Rashomon.
Jan 30, 2006
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(4)
Reds (1981)
Commie Dearest.
Oct 5, 2009
Unscored
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(4)
Showgirls (1995)
Berkley has pool seizure.
Jan 4, 2006
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(4)
White Dog (1982)
KKK-9.
Jul 28, 2010
Unscored
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(4)
Xanadu (1980)
Olivia the dancing lightbulb.
Jan 4, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Body Of Evidence (1993)
Willem Gets Willy Burnt.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Burlesque (2010)
Christina 'Chers' the Stage.
Nov 23, 2010
Unscored
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(3)
House Of Wax (2005)
Paris gives 'head'.
Apr 3, 2006
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(3)
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Mary Poppins on Crack.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Yours, Mine And Ours (2005)
Quaid takes the plunge.
Jan 4, 2006
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(3)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Spielberg Revives 'Indy' Scene.
Jul 2, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Brideshead Revisited (2008)
Charles Ryder's 'Waugh'ful Tale.
Oct 22, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
A Biebdungsroman.
Mar 2, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
King's Speech, The (2010)
The House of Firth.
Mar 3, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Obsessed (2009)
(Psychotically) Crazy in Love.
Sep 28, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Showgirls (1995)
Berkley Strips; Ho-Hum.
Jul 2, 2009
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(1)
Striptease (1996)
Demi Strips; Audience Skips.
Aug 31, 2009
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(1)
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Cage + Cult= Complete Crap.
Aug 28, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Back-Up Plan, The (2010)
Pre-Natal Attraction.
Sep 27, 2010
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jake likes Heath's Ennis.
Sep 9, 2008
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Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Disney Company's wet dream.
May 31, 2009
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Scarlet Letter, The (1995)
More Moore, less adultery.
Aug 1, 2009
Unscored
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