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Reviews by 'SiliconHero'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
38
reviews published to date.
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School Of Rock, The (2003)
Dewey Decibel system.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Mystery Men (1999)
Legion of stupid-heroes.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Matrix, The (1999)
Johnny M-Neo-monic.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Men In Black (1997)
Smith, Jones clip roach.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shrek (2001)
Fairytale romance ogre-easy.
Jan 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Unhappy Hartnett hard-on.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Laces out, Ace's in.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Dirtiest joke ever retold.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predator crossover alien-ates audiences.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey's will be done.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gigli (2003)
J-Lo's 'turkey' line prophetic.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo now knows Architect(ure).
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Quentin's colorful criminals clash.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Thunderbirds (2004)
New Thunderbirds are STOP.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell's quest for copulation.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
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8 Mile (2002)
Shady enters Rabbit hole.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
When 'manimals' attack.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Benchwarmers, The (2006)
Base(ball) of Spades.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Clerks II (2006)
Kevin Smith's drive-in Mooby.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
'Dumb' - Daniels - Carrey = 'Dumberer'.
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Leeloo is a Boron.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Finding Nemo (2003)
Lost clownfish's traveling circus.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Adventure in Moranis's backyard.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Puppy love, Disney-style.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Men In Black II (2002)
MiiB: new and busted?
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Boxing champ Swank spanked.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
'Pirates': Disney's wild ride.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
Pariah Carrie's greatest miss.
Sep 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Ready To Rumble (2000)
Arquette riles rowdy 'rasslers.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
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Resident Evil (2002)
Umbrella Corp.'s viral marketing.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Santa Clause, The (1994)
Calvin conjures Kris Kringle.
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored
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Shining, The (1980)
Psycho Jack takes hacks.
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored
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Son Of The Mask (2005)
Kennedy can't Mask idiocy.
Aug 21, 2006
Unscored
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Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Bullock Cruisin' for bruisin'.
Aug 21, 2006
Unscored
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Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Seth Macfarlane, uncensored.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Taxi (2004)
Clumsy copper commandeers cab.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
White Noise (2005)
Beetlejuice hears dead people.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wizard, The (1989)
Wonder Years: Nintendo edition.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
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