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Jaws (1975)
Shaw shark redemption.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Bored me at 'hello'.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Poor Edward can't wank.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Twat shot, part dieux.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Brandon Teena lacks peena.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Crush, The (1993)
Elwes on my mind.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Tootsie (1982)
Some like it Hoffman.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Garland brings house down.
Dec 3, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Manhunter (1986)
Prequel before prequel remake.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Pounderosa.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Flightplan (2005)
Contents shift during flight.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Hurricane, The (1999)
Welcome back, Carter.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Bailey's for the holidays.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Latter Days (2003)
Mormon rejects missionary position.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Monster House (2006)
Desperate house, wife.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Red Dragon (2002)
Blindness of the Lambs.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Ring, The (2002)
The bad Samara-tan.
Jan 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Rocky IV (1985)
Creed's clear slaughter reviled.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
All Over The Guy (2001)
Homo-neurotic love story.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Beautiful Thing (1996)
Post-pubescent poofters prance passionately.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Head (1968)
Monkees give bad Head.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Hellbent (2004)
FriGay the 13th.
Feb 15, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
High School Musical (2006)
Jock itches to audition.
Nov 3, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Iris (2001)
Irises for Algernon?
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Retard gets into computers.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Lie With Me (2005)
Starring Balfour's two balls.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Man Who Knew Too Much, The (1956)
Singing, instruments save Day.
Jun 29, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Marathon Man (1976)
Olivier knows the drill.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Object Of My Affection, The (1998)
Aniston: reluctant fag-hag.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Piano, The (1993)
Hunter gives the finger.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Rain Man (1988)
Levinson takes autistic license.
Jul 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Vertigo (1958)
Doppleganger dame's death dive.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Handyman special is possessed.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Basic Instinct (1992)
Sharon Stone: Picky, picky.
Nov 19, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss (1998)
Hayes 'plays' gay convincingly.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Citizen Kane (1941)
Everyone miSLED by 'rosebud'.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Fantasticks, The (1995)
Staged feud, rape backfire.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Godspell (1973)
Rent with crucifixion.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Longtime Companion (1990)
Visual AIDS chronicle disease.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Love! Valour! Compassion! (1997)
The big gay chill.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Monkey Shines (1988)
Monkey Beghes to differ.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Doubtfire uglier than Tootsie.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Divine orders poopoo platter.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Minister's pilgrimage to hull.
Nov 9, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Producers, The (2005)
Fop stars in flop.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Rear Window (1954)
Cripple saved by Grace.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Transylvanian tranny transforms twits.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Rope (1948)
Pair guilty of homocide.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Saw (2004)
Elwes last to know.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Saw II (2005)
Seen Saw? Seen sequel.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Lecter makes skin crawl.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Transamerica (2005)
Tranny's pre-op road trip.
Mar 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey's Verbal, Benicio's not.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Unintentional, effective germ warfare.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
What Women Want (2000)
Mel. Shock. Pantyhose. Period.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Witness (1985)
Crimes and Amish demeanors.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
TransAustralia.
Mar 13, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Agnes Of God (1985)
Meg mama, stigmata.
Dec 5, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Birds, The (1963)
Tippi, cuckoo, Taylor too.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Boogie Nights (1997)
Songs, long schlongs, bongs.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Chuck & Buck (2000)
Numb Chuck rebuffs Buck.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Copycat (1995)
Plagiaristic psycho scares shut-in.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Dial M For Murder (1954)
Grace needed caller ID.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Dressed To Kill (1980)
Dickinson stuck in elevator.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Dying Gaul, The (2005)
Unmitigated gaul kills Clarkson.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Elephant (2003)
Misfits shoot up school.
Mar 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Hannibal (2001)
Lobotomy= food prep term.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Hannibal Lecter, Boy Cannibal.
Nov 11, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Jaws 2 (1978)
Amity gill snorer.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Jeffrey (1995)
Weber can't stay celibate.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
Retard's reality: bytes.
Mar 29, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Midnight Express (1978)
Escape from Turkish (blood)bath.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Philadelphia (1993)
Homo sues, wins, dies.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Quartet (2012)
Assisted Living Out Loud.
Mar 9, 2013
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Schindler's List (1993)
Auf wiedersehn, Auschwitz.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Sling Blade (1996)
Dim bulb decapitates Doyle.
Jul 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Straw Dogs (1971)
Pantywaist turns vigilante.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
To Catch A Thief (1955)
Grant in good Graces.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote    
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Trannies' America.
Mar 12, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Welcome To The Dollhouse (1995)
Dawn Wiener's awful adolescence.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote    
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