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1001 Excuses (80)
Creative, intelligent, gay man
Reviews by 'dovaj'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
80
reviews published to date.
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Jaws (1975)
Shaw shark redemption.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Bored me at 'hello'.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Poor Edward can't wank.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Twat shot, part dieux.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Brandon Teena lacks peena.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Crush, The (1993)
Elwes on my mind.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Tootsie (1982)
Some like it Hoffman.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Garland brings house down.
Dec 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Manhunter (1986)
Prequel before prequel remake.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Pounderosa.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Flightplan (2005)
Contents shift during flight.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hurricane, The (1999)
Welcome back, Carter.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Bailey's for the holidays.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Latter Days (2003)
Mormon rejects missionary position.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Monster House (2006)
Desperate house, wife.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Red Dragon (2002)
Blindness of the Lambs.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Ring, The (2002)
The bad Samara-tan.
Jan 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Rocky IV (1985)
Creed's clear slaughter reviled.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
All Over The Guy (2001)
Homo-neurotic love story.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Beautiful Thing (1996)
Post-pubescent poofters prance passionately.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Head (1968)
Monkees give bad Head.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hellbent (2004)
FriGay the 13th.
Feb 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
High School Musical (2006)
Jock itches to audition.
Nov 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Iris (2001)
Irises for Algernon?
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Retard gets into computers.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lie With Me (2005)
Starring Balfour's two balls.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Man Who Knew Too Much, The (1956)
Singing, instruments save Day.
Jun 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Marathon Man (1976)
Olivier knows the drill.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Object Of My Affection, The (1998)
Aniston: reluctant fag-hag.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Piano, The (1993)
Hunter gives the finger.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rain Man (1988)
Levinson takes autistic license.
Jul 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Vertigo (1958)
Doppleganger dame's death dive.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Handyman special is possessed.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Sharon Stone: Picky, picky.
Nov 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss (1998)
Hayes 'plays' gay convincingly.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Everyone miSLED by 'rosebud'.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fantasticks, The (1995)
Staged feud, rape backfire.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godspell (1973)
Rent with crucifixion.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Longtime Companion (1990)
Visual AIDS chronicle disease.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Love! Valour! Compassion! (1997)
The big gay chill.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Monkey Shines (1988)
Monkey Beghes to differ.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Doubtfire uglier than Tootsie.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Divine orders poopoo platter.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Minister's pilgrimage to hull.
Nov 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Producers, The (2005)
Fop stars in flop.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rear Window (1954)
Cripple saved by Grace.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Transylvanian tranny transforms twits.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rope (1948)
Pair guilty of homocide.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw (2004)
Elwes last to know.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw II (2005)
Seen Saw? Seen sequel.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Lecter makes skin crawl.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Transamerica (2005)
Tranny's pre-op road trip.
Mar 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey's Verbal, Benicio's not.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Unintentional, effective germ warfare.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel. Shock. Pantyhose. Period.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Witness (1985)
Crimes and Amish demeanors.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
TransAustralia.
Mar 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Agnes Of God (1985)
Meg mama, stigmata.
Dec 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Birds, The (1963)
Tippi, cuckoo, Taylor too.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Boogie Nights (1997)
Songs, long schlongs, bongs.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
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Chuck & Buck (2000)
Numb Chuck rebuffs Buck.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
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Copycat (1995)
Plagiaristic psycho scares shut-in.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dial M For Murder (1954)
Grace needed caller ID.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Dressed To Kill (1980)
Dickinson stuck in elevator.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dying Gaul, The (2005)
Unmitigated gaul kills Clarkson.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Elephant (2003)
Misfits shoot up school.
Mar 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hannibal (2001)
Lobotomy= food prep term.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Hannibal Lecter, Boy Cannibal.
Nov 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Jaws 2 (1978)
Amity gill snorer.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jeffrey (1995)
Weber can't stay celibate.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
Retard's reality: bytes.
Mar 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Midnight Express (1978)
Escape from Turkish (blood)bath.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Philadelphia (1993)
Homo sues, wins, dies.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Quartet (2012)
Assisted Living Out Loud.
Mar 9, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Schindler's List (1993)
Auf wiedersehn, Auschwitz.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sling Blade (1996)
Dim bulb decapitates Doyle.
Jul 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Straw Dogs (1971)
Pantywaist turns vigilante.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
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To Catch A Thief (1955)
Grant in good Graces.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Trannies' America.
Mar 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Welcome To The Dollhouse (1995)
Dawn Wiener's awful adolescence.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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