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Reviews by 'blueduck'
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with a total of
1099
reviews published to date.
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Dead Man Walking (1995)
Nun of Penn's business.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(27)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Shhhhhhhhh, Close's hunting rabbits.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Troy (2004)
Powerful Trojans hold seamen.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(16)
Black Knight (2001)
Going Black in Time.
Jan 20, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(14)
Boot, Das (1981)
Punctured tip releases seamen.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Constantine (2005)
Reeves = Devil's Advocate (again)!
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Ladykillers, The (2004)
Coens remake classic. T-Hanks!
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Pedro's protection ensures election.
Oct 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(13)
Fargo (1996)
Buscemi's character TOOOO chipper!
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
I Shot Andy Warhol (1996)
Andy's worst critic ever!
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Kinsey (2004)
Kinsey forgets Love, Actually!
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(12)
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Without Mexi-cans, Californians cannot.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Freeway (1996)
Wolf enjoys Reese's pieces.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Beat The Devil (1953)
Devil 1: Bogart 0.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(9)
English Patient, The (1996)
Fiennes caused 'burning sensation'.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(9)
How To Get The Man's Foot Outta Your Ass (2003)
Meet the Peebles.
Jan 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Kids (1995)
Casper, the friendly rapist.
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage in Absolut trouble.
Feb 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Madagascar (2005)
Giraffe is good Schwimmer.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(9)
Wimbledon (2004)
Relationship causes tennis racket.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Angry Keitel looses spunk.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Betrayed (1988)
Berenger's right-'Winger' racism.
Sep 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Elektra (2005)
Daredevil 2: Elektra-boogaloo.
May 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(8)
I, Robot (2004)
Robots declare 'Independence Day'.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Orphans discover liar, liar.
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Troy (2004)
Cox releases Greek seamen.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(8)
50 First Dates (2004)
Repetitive Drew-ja vu.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon plays with Cox.
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Carmen Miranda: Bananas Is My Business (1995)
Lacking bunches of sex-apPEEL.
Sep 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Closer (2004)
Roberts 'Sleeping with Everyone'.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Desperado (1995)
Marin serves Taco Hell!
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie�s tangent universe collapses.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Garden State (2004)
Sarsgaard 'digs' Largeman's mother.
Dec 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Hidalgo (2004)
Mortensen's 'The Rein-Maker'.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Ock's Da-foe in sequel.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(6)
White Noise (2005)
Batman becomes TV Ghostbuster.
Jun 18, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Carnival Of Souls (1962)
Ghosts need organ donor.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Constantine (2005)
Satan is cancer's cure.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey's cake eating adventures.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(5)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos covered in Guapo-mole.
Nov 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Basquiat (1996)
Good graffiti, Bad Andy.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Carrington (1995)
Carrington's heart pays Pryce.
Jan 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Closer (2004)
Roberts/Portman bend Law.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Constantine (2005)
Hell's point, Keanu break(s)!
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Flirting With Disaster (1996)
Alda in the Family.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Reefer Madness with Cheese.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Dustin's blanket comforts Schwartzman.
Oct 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Kinsey (2004)
Linney loves Peter, Sarsgaard.
Mar 21, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Olaf's Evil & Eviler.
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
P.S. (2004)
Topher's interview goes well!
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Natural Born Storm Troopers.
Dec 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Serenity (2005)
Whedon recreates 'River Wild'.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Serenity (2005)
Choppy River protects Mal.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Young Adam (2003)
Docking in Swinton's canal.
Jan 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Border Patrol seeks employment.
Mar 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Alfie (2004)
Alfie Desperately Seeks Susan.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Bait (2000)
Foxx breaks Morse code.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Balcony, The (1963)
Role-playing prostitutes save war.
Sep 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Lynch's nightmare on suburbia.
Nov 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Flirting With Disaster (1996)
Quail seems too acid-ic.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Hackers (1995)
Miller gives Angelina virus.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Hoffman philosophizes corporate Law.
Oct 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Lumpy manimals spell disaster.
Mar 16, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Junebug (2005)
Davidtz meets Adams� Family.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Kama Sutra: A Tale Of Love (1996)
Sculptor�s muse gets stoned.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Laws Of Attraction (2004)
Julianne shaken, Pierce stirred.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Majestic, The (2001)
Damon voices Carrey's lie.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Open Water (2003)
Sharks bob for divers.
Feb 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Mr. Pink's childhood toys!
Dec 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Rent (2005)
Angel drinks Tom Collins.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Saved! (2004)
Jesus stays Home Alone.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Crouching Goalie, Hidden Kicker.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sideways (2004)
Church shows 'Oh' face.
May 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Burns require Vader rub.
Jun 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Inspector Gadget's perfect community.
Nov 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Touch Of Pink (2004)
MacLachlan Charades as Grant.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Troy (2004)
Trojans have British Accents?
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Yes Men, The (2003)
Activists open public's eYES!
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Alamo, The (2004)
Houston, Alamo's got problem.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Alice (1988)
Svankmajer's surreal militant puppets.
Sep 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Angels & Insects (1995)
Scientist fills brother's void.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Bastard Out Of Carolina (1996)
Huston, Malone's got problem.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Before Sunset (2004)
Simone's song delays flight.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Best Two Years, The (2003)
American mormon in Holland.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Black Narcissus (1947)
Himalayan community gets nuns.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Blood Simple (1984)
Originality Getz Coens started.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Firth Grants Jones' freedom.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bulletproof Monk (2003)
Monk trains Kar-bon copy.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Musical miners munch men.
Apr 23, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Committed (2000)
Graham's ex's in Texas.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Demonlover (2002)
Corporation gets Nielsen ratings.
Aug 28, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Demonlover (2002)
Porn site becomes reality.
Aug 28, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Demonlover (2002)
Sevigny's online 'Brown Bunny'.
Aug 28, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Drawing Flies (1996)
Lee learns Sasquatch dogma.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Dummy (2002)
Brody's 'Ventriloquism for Dummies'.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Who framed Douglas's rabbit?
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Frankenfish (2004)
A Fish Called Franken.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Great Expectations (1946)
Pip parties with Guinness.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Hackers (1995)
Jolie adopts child hacker.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Half Past Dead (2002)
Chestnut's henchmen challenge Ja-Rules.
Dec 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
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