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Reviews by 'jeep'
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with a total of
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Italian Job, The (2003)
It's a mini adventure.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Jumanji (1995)
Game of life, literally.
May 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Lawyer barbie.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
ABCs can kill.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Kelly's rain dance.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Swept Away (2002)
Swept Away to video.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Hooker gets happy ending.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Ripley's Game (2002)
Being Thomas Ripley.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
8 Mile (2002)
White trash battles b(l)ack.
May 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson- new Man Friday.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Chatterbox (1977)
Procrastonation, and masturbation.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Get Over It (2001)
Sisco dances, Dunst romances.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderella crossed with XXX.
May 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Depp keeps his head.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Perry under parr.
May 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Diary is time machine.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Playboy grannys.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Closer (2004)
Roberts robs Portman's man.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Cocoon (1985)
Grannies get groove on.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Godfather gets Potter.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie's baby snatching balls.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Memento (2000)
Homemade tats reveal truth.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
River Wild, The (1994)
Streep cooks her Bacon.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Shall We Dance? (2004)
Lo-gere dancing film.
May 15, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Shark Tale (2004)
Robert de great white.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
She's All That (1999)
Prinze kisses frog.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack scary, kid wary.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shrek 2 (2004)
King croaks.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Signs (2002)
Crop circles spell trouble.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
*batteries not included (1987)
Small spaceships save seniors.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
2 boring 2 long.
Jun 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Willow weds.
May 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bad Education (2004)
Bad boy plays �ngel.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Barbershop (2002)
Cube cut above.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Dude Where's My Life?
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Diary key to past.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Calcium Kid, The (2004)
Bloom is milking it.
Jan 3, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Centre Stage (2000)
Jay Kay ballet.
Aug 8, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Child's Play (1988)
TOY boy is evil.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
Brazillian 'Goodfellas'.
May 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Clue (1985)
Clue-Doh!
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Johnny jumps dead bones.
Sep 13, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary gets axed.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
A fish called nemo.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Phoneix kills Crowe's spirit.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Go (1999)
Dawsons Creek on ecstacy.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Guess Who (2005)
Black jokes ruin dinner.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Hamlet (1996)
Branagh ham(let)s it up.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Sandler's hole in one.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Draco gets decked.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Womping willow whips wizards.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Hide And Seek (2005)
Dakota's daddy is evil.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Hide And Seek (2005)
Fannings father is killer.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Hide And Seek (2005)
Fannings friend crazy killer.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Hide And Seek (2005)
Crazy Charlie kills wife.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Honey (2003)
Honey's moves got flavour.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
How To Steal A Million (1966)
Audreys artful steal.
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Kiddo gets kid back.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Mermaid singer seeks legs.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Little Voice (1998)
Little voice big film.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mask, The (1994)
Crazy Carrey chases Cameron.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Turner time travels.
Nov 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Clooneys crew sink film.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise (1987)
Nerds strip off.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Dawson on drugs.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Silly Wasteful Acting Talent?
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scanner Cop (1994)
Demented cop reads minds.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Heavyweight Paltrow wins Hal.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shark Tale (2004)
Fishfellas.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shark Tale (2004)
Little fish, big lies.
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Showgirls (1995)
Dirty dancers in Vegas.
Dec 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Big ogre befriends donkey.
Nov 24, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Sister Act (1992)
Lounge singer finds god.
Dec 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Sleep (1963)
John snoozing, audience losing.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Diane dumps toy boy.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Nicholson's bare (butt)cheek.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Poppins in Austria.
May 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
The Girl Next Door (2004)
24 + teen movie + porn.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Undercover Brother (2002)
She devil loves Brother.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Very Annie Mary (2001)
Operatic welsh wonders.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
West weds dying Moore.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
Moore makes West change.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
Moore's miracle is West.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
Mandy saves Shane.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
What About Bob? (1991)
Mad murray dements Dreyfuss.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Zoot Cat, The (1944)
Pussy Zoot.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
21 Grams (2003)
Widowed Watts pulls Penn.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
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24 Hour Party People (2002)
Alan Partridge is Wilson.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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24 Hour Party People (2002)
Partridge plays Wilson's ego.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Armchair traveller takes trip.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Phantom orchid makes script.
May 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Urchin boy becomes prince.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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Ali (2001)
Smith stings like bee.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
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Ali (2001)
Smith is stinging Ali.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
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Almost Famous (2000)
Band aid, finds life.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Pie (1999)
Biggs bags band nerd.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
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Baby Boom (1987)
Keaton's big baby business.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Backdraft (1991)
Fiery draft hits hard.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
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Basketball Diaries, The (1995)
Leo lost on drugs.
Dec 24, 2004
Unscored
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Beaches (1988)
Hershey dies, audience cries.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
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