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Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Chest, nuts, open fire.
Jul 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
Elastigirl has JLo's butt.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Animal Farm (1999)
When bacon goes bad.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
ABC Dead People.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Yom Kicker.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Yorick... nude him well.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
She's MY SISTER??? Oops...
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
Jane: An Abortion Service (1995)
D&Cumentary.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton spacious and roomy.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Almost Famous (2000)
Magazine uses child labor.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Smokey Ain't The Bandit.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
Spandex stretched to limits.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke wears intestinal parka.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Team America: World Police (2004)
'South Park' with strings.
Oct 16, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Batman (1966)
Batman jumps the shark.
May 4, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Christmas Carol, A (1999)
Christmas! Make it so!
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Dogma (1999)
Alanis FINALLY gets 'Ironic'.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Ladder 49 (2004)
Hot guys shoot hoses.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Liev it to cleaver.
Aug 2, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Son Of Dracula (1943)
Ankle biter.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
The Dog Who Was A Cat Inside (2002)
The Dog's Meow.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Chicken Ranch (1983)
Thigh, leg or breast?
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Porky's Revenge (1985)
Meat The Parents.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Exploring the Paris tunnel.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda hearing himself talk.
Oct 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Chasing Amy (1997)
Girl likes comics? Lesbian!
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Cinderella (1977)
After midnight she's fucked!
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
Cape is fashion disaster.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard gets insufficient Data.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Baby Tiger, Hidden Champion.
Aug 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
American Beauty (1999)
Queer Eye Marine Guy.
Sep 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler's panty choice? Depends.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Hulk (2003)
Nolte MAD! Chew scenery!
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
FINALLY Christensen gets dubbed.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
XXX gets a tan.
May 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
102 Dalmatians (2000)
102 piles of crap.
May 15, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Bed, bad, from beyond.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)
Stealth Boner.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Kids Are Alright, The (1979)
Prelude to Moon's eclipse.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Striesand is mother Focker.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
When Bread Goes Bad.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Sinderella And The Golden Bra (1964)
After midnight she's fucked!
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Star Wait (2005)
See three POed.
Mar 12, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Mutie and the Beast.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Alive (1993)
Soylent Green is PASSENGERS!
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
All Hail the Queen.
May 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Monsturd (2003)
Crappy plot, shitty villain.
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Sexy Sixth Sense, The (2001)
He's already dead... sexy!
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
The Prime Directive: Boogie!
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin gets extreme makeover.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Walk The Line (2005)
Cashing in on Johnny.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Walk The Line (2005)
Counterfeit Cash.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton gives room service.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Making Rugrats in Paris.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
It happened in Paris.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Alive (1993)
I see delicious people.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Have pick will sequel.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Coach Carter (2005)
Boyz in da Hoop.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Erotic Adventures Of Red Riding Hood (1986)
Wolf eats Grandma... out.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Female Masturbation (1978)
Parting the Red C.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Guess Who (2005)
Ashton is pale Poitier.
Mar 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Lohan/ Herbie = Great bumpers.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
I, Robot (2004)
Fresh does the Robot.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Harsh edit on Bobbitt.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Leonard Nimoy: Star Trek Memories (1983)
A Vulcan mind meld.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Mean Girls (2004)
Fey Times Ridgemont High.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Monster-In-Law (2005)
Jane Hanois her family.
May 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Monsturd (2003)
Corny villian lays waste.
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Muppets' Wizard Of Oz, The (2005)
Scarecrow stuffed with hand.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Naked Cooking (2003)
Upper/Lower hair nets.
Mar 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Plague City: SARS In Toronto (2005)
SARS Wars.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Richard Pryor: Live In Concert (1979)
Richard Pryor to fire.
Sep 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Walk The Line (2005)
A Boy Named Joaquin.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Incomplete Passover.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Zoolander (2001)
Wilson has supermodel nose??
Sep 21, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
3: The Dale Earnhardt Story (2004)
Story hits a wall.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
American Pie (1999)
Flute gets lucky.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
American Pie 2 (2001)
Ass trumpets geeky strumpets.
Nov 12, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Annie Hall (1977)
Lobster versus Jew.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Apt Pupil (1998)
A very Nazi boy.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Bad News Bears (2005)
Cursing kids bat balls.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Sucks, long and hard.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Burning Bed, The (1984)
Farrah burns Le Mattress.
May 12, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Fantastic Four (2005)
Chiklis's shield of rocks.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Ghostbusters (1984)
Keymaster finally gets laid.
May 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
House Of Wax (2005)
Wax on, Waxed OFF.
May 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
I, Robot (2004)
Menial tasks include murder.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
In Good Company (2004)
Boss screws employee, daughter.
Feb 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
Daughter's invisible self image.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Michael Jackson And The Boy He Paid Off (2004)
Pedimony.
Mar 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
My Tutor (1983)
An 'A' in frenching.
Oct 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Porky's (1982)
Catrall squeals pre-'Sex'.
May 22, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny (2006)
Gass released in public.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Thin Man Goes Home, The (1944)
Visiting th'in laws.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Sorvino gets cable disconnected.
Aug 31, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris Hilton gets fucked!
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes, The (1939)
Holmes cooks with Basil.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Airplane! (1980)
Queer eye/ airport guy.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
American Splendor (2003)
Slice of Pekar pie.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Penn Tells it.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
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