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4	BaftaBaby (14892)
5	lemmycaution (12827)
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Long mired in film

Reviews by 'lemmycaution'

Current status of Movie deity (Gold) with a total of 12827 reviews published to date.

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Film Name

Review Votes

Review Score

Chronological Order

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Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The (1966)

'Poultrygeist'.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (98)

Secretary (2002)

Typist gets bum rap.

Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (85)

Deliverance (1972)

Warn Beatty!

Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (83)

Monster (2003)

Charlize no angel.

Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (80)

Cleopatra (1963)

My Pharaoh Lady.

Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (75)

Godfather, The (1972)

Sonny, bloody Sonny.

Apr 24, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (74)

Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)

A Farewell to Farms.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (73)

Lost In Translation (2003)

Blief Encounter.

Jan 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (69)

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Kissed me, Kate?

Feb 12, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (69)

Secretary (2002)

Spanking the flunky.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (69)

Chastity Belt, The (1967)

'Thighs Wide Shut'.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (68)

Turner & Hooch (1989)

Cop and slobber.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (67)

Airplane! (1980)

Just plane jokes.

Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (63)

Yellow Submarine (1968)

Beatlemarinia.

Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (63)

Aviator, The (2004)

Howard's beginning.

Jan 3, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (63)

Piano, The (1993)

Holly and the ivory.

Aug 7, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (60)

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)

Indy in cup final.

Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (60)

Crash (1996)

Sex life a wreck.

Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (59)

Flesh Gordon (1974)

Lust in space.

Dec 8, 2004
Unscored

Vote (58)

Lolita (1997)

Hottie fires up Irons.

Jan 17, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (58)

Stanley & Iris (1990)

You readin' to me??

May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (56)

Cats & Dogs (2001)

The Canine Mutiny.

Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (55)

Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (1993)

Uma digitally enhanced.

Nov 11, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (55)

Finding Nemo (2003)

Missing poisson.

Feb 3, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (55)

Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)

Fogg doesn't delay trip.

Dec 6, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (55)

Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Beef strokin' off.

Feb 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (54)

Redneck Zombies (1987)

Dead come back, y'all.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (54)

West Side Story (1961)

Robbins's hoods.

Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (53)

Donald In Mathmagic Land (1959)

Disney product.

Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (53)

Raging Bull (1980)

Hello Motta, hello fatta.

Nov 11, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (53)

Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (1947)

Tale Of Two Mittys.

Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (51)

Splash (1984)

Hannah and Her Cistern.

Apr 15, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (50)

Indecent Proposal (1993)

Demi has business head.

Dec 20, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (50)

Misery (1990)

Another psycho Bates.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (49)

Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Kiss undoes prick.

Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (48)

Insider, The (1999)

Marlboro Mann.

Mar 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (47)

Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)

Nanookie of the North.

Oct 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (46)

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

Baby, it's occult outside.

Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (46)

Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)

Bloodhound.

Dec 1, 2004
Unscored

Vote (46)

Bible: In The Beginning..., The (1966)

Huston abridged too far.

Feb 20, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (45)

Erotic Dorian Gray (1998)

Porn to be Wilde.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (45)

Lady And The Tramp (1955)

Mutt and chef.

Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (45)

Steel Magnolias (1989)

Hannah and her scissors.

Mar 24, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (45)

Kalifornia (1993)

Several bloody Pitt stops.

Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (45)

All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)

Heaven Can(ine) Wait.

Feb 27, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (44)

Dreamers, The (2003)

Last triangle in Paris.

Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (44)

I Was A Teenage Werewolf (1957)

Moon Landon.

Dec 6, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (44)

50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)

What's top doc?

Apr 9, 2006
Unscored

Vote (44)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Murray's deja news.

Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (44)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

DeMille's final parting.

Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (44)

Swarm, The (1978)

'A' cast, bee movie.

Dec 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (43)

Animal House (1978)

Delta farce.

Feb 13, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (42)

Death Of A Lumberjack, The (1973)

He's lumberjack, not okay.

Oct 10, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (42)

Social History Of Virginity, The (2003)

Cut to the chaste.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (42)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

Thereby hangs a male!

Feb 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (42)

Rear Window (1954)

Hitch casts Stewart twice.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (42)

History Of The Motor Car (1972)

Auto biography.

Feb 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (42)

S1m0ne (2002)

Girl, interactive.

Dec 8, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (42)

Samson And Delilah (1949)

Mature hair loss devastating.

Mar 9, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (41)

Three Gorges: The Biggest Dam In The World (1998)

Pride of the Yangtze.

Jun 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (41)

Carrie (1976)

Bloodiest shower since 'Psycho'.

Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (41)

Corpse Bride (2005)

Bridegroom gets stiff.

Oct 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (41)

Ring, The (2002)

'Videodrome' was Beta version.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (41)

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)

Superman gone fission.

May 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (41)

Ribald Tales Of Robin Hood, The (1969)

Cock Robin.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (41)

Blue Angel, The (1959)

Fr�ulein in love again.

Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (40)

Bruce Almighty (2003)

God & Godder.

Feb 27, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (40)

Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)

Guinness bonk of records.

Apr 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (39)

Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)

The corpse ride.

Nov 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (39)

Deep Throat (1972)

It's no gag Linda!

Feb 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (39)

Legend Of Rudolph Valentino, The (1982)

Rudymentary.

May 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (39)

Schindler's List (1993)

Spielberg's Oskar.

May 12, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (39)

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Renee butt of joke.

Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (38)

Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)

Nuts fill Bowl.

Nov 25, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (38)

50 First Dates (2004)

Sandler's Hawaii Five-O.

Dec 23, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (38)

And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

Pythons sketchy at best.

Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (38)

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Franchise jumps the shark.

Feb 2, 2004
Unscored

Vote (38)

Let It Be (1970)

Band on the roof.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (38)

Nine Months (1995)

Hugh should've pulled out.

Nov 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (38)

Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)

The Grey Mile.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (38)

Harold And Maude (1971)

His and hearse vehicles.

Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (37)

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

Anakin: Padme at hello.

Mar 7, 2006
Unscored

Vote (37)

Two Brothers (2004)

Fight cub.

Dec 9, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (37)

D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)

The puck stops here.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (37)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

Heston abandons pyramid scheme.

Dec 6, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (37)

White Dog (1982)

Ku Klux Kanine.

Dec 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (37)

What Do You Say To A Naked Lady? (1970)

Cunning Funt bares all.

Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (37)

Superstar: The Life And Times Of Andy Warhol (1990)

Andy gets 90 minutes!

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (36)

Hulk (2003)

Bana grows when excited.

Feb 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (36)

Shampoo (1975)

Beatty in permanent heat.

Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (36)

Shark Tale (2004)

GillFellas.

Oct 1, 2004
Unscored

Vote (36)

Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)

Oy vey! Can't play!

Sep 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (36)

Exorcist, The (1973)

Blair's great expectorations.

Jul 11, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (36)

Seven Year Itch, The (1955)

Monroe's grate performance.

May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (36)

Single White Female (1992)

Bridget NOT Fonda roommate.

May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (36)

Fly II, The (1989)

Number two attracts flies.

Jan 12, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (35)

Goodbye, Norma Jean (1976)

Monroe doctoring.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (35)

Yentl (1983)

Babs Don't Cry.

Feb 20, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (35)

Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)

Directors Anonymous.

Sep 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (35)

My Brother Talks To Horses (1947)

Bridle chatter.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (35)

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