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Reviews by 'Smeghead'
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with a total of
12
reviews published to date.
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Full Metal Jacket (1987)
D'Onofrio ruins clean bathroom.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare done with Stiles.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indiana whips Nazi ass.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Muppet out-acts Anakin.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton makes mad sex.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Pitt makes killer vampire.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Men In Black (1997)
Fiorentino - a morgue babe.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin kills kids? Really?
Feb 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Darth Vader has hairball.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke abused entire movie.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Crazy Pitt rules movie.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Garland dreams about men.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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