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Reviews by 'TheNecrophiliac'
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with a total of
47
reviews published to date.
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Thinner (1996)
Getting fat? Kill gypsies.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Cuba's not really black!!!
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Predator 2 (1990)
Danny finishes Arnold's business.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Prophecy, The (1995)
Angel wages holy war.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
Moore befriends jerks; dies.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Deadites hail the king.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Damn nazis never quit.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Harrison still a HEART-THROB.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Clue (1985)
They all did it!!!
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Walken prevents Sheen's holocaust.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Alchoholic geezers kidnap Bullock.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Freaked (1993)
Rasta eyeballs murder sock...
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hellraiser (1987)
Cenobites offer torturous ecstasy.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kids (1995)
Cinematic kiddie-porn.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ninja Scroll (1993)
Warrior battles reincarnation demon.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Beware roaming propellar blades.
Apr 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Singing bush gets capped.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American History X (1998)
Nazi Norton's rectal reformation.
Apr 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bordello Of Blood (1996)
Sexy vamps seduce sinners.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Darkness Falls (2003)
Crazy ghost bypasses dentures.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Dueling banjos signal doom.
Apr 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dreamcatcher (2003)
Retard's really altruistic alien.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Norton's bitch tits smothering.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Finding Forrester (2000)
Reclusive Connery saves homie.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Frequency (2000)
Psychedelic family time-warp.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Leo finally gets shanked.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Halloween (1978)
Bullets can't kill boogeyman.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Happy Gilmore (1996)
Hockey reject reinvents golf.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Hell is a maze.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Cyber-pinhead sees light.
Apr 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Pinhead torments unsuspecting cop.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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It (1990)
Clown stalks middle-aged friends.
Apr 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jason X (2001)
Jason gets technologically savvy.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Krull (1983)
Super starfish kills monkey.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Leon (1994)
Assassin protects pre-pubescent Portman.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Satan's son stalks siblings.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Man's Best Friend (1993)
Super dog turns homicidal.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Super-bug prank calls Gere.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Predator (1987)
Alien's accent beats Arnold's.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rock, The (1996)
Duo battles embittered Harris.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rose Red (2002)
Temperamental house wreaks havoc.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Roxanne (1987)
Beauty's only nose deep...
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Stand, The (1994)
Nuke wipes out anti-Christ.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Roughnecks snuff rowdy arachnids.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Storm Of The Century (1999)
Demon wants an apprentice.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Super Troopers (2001)
McDonald's clerk gets beat.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Willard (2003)
Mama's boy = Rodent king.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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