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Waterworld (1995)
Millions lost at sea.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
Presidential parody, prophetic foretelling?
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
'Force-fully' undoes previous perfections.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard- I'm you! Die!!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Teen's disturbing nazi obsession.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Chocolat (2000)
Sensuous candy; chocolates too.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Drunken Master II (1994)
Crouching drunkard, hidden gem!
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
Horse-head seals deal.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Family implodes; poor Corleones.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Notorious (1946)
Germans poison; rescue Grant-ed.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Suit sewn of superpowers?
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Bullock weds *filthy* rich.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
Young widower inherits values.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Big (1988)
Coming of age (quickly).
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Futuristic hunter hunts kin?
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Detention teaches life lessons.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Pretender seeks father figure.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Contact (1997)
Jodie's patron extraterrestrial, fantasy?
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Estrogenetics; men needn't apply.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Gattaca (1997)
Traded: genes for dreams.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kate & Leopold (2001)
Leo finds timeless love?
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man Who Knew Too Much, The (1934)
Non 'Que Sera' thriller.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Man Who Knew Too Much, The (1956)
Cymbol crash, assasins dash.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Romantic comedy with windex.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Rear Window (1954)
Flashbulbs blind baddie (Burr).
May 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Bloody, violent, spawned Tarantino-ism.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Prison can't contain Robbins.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Puberty affects Parker strangely.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Angry Anakin acted artlessly.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Spaceborn myth launches industry.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Thin Man, The (1934)
Alchoholic detective, sassy wife.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Bruce = chronological monkey-wrench.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Superhero realism, astounding depth.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
What About Bob? (1991)
Bob babysteps; insanity's contagious.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Who Am I? (1998)
Forgetful Chan joins tribe.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wrong Man, The (1956)
Bassist phased, wife crazed.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Perfectionist protagonist's artificially intelligent.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Bogey attacked by bloodsuckers!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alex And Emma (2003)
Writer's block fuels romance.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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American Graffiti (1973)
Kids cruise- innocence loose.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Psycho (2000)
Yuppie's horrible massacre, fantasy?
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Duct tape rocket science.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Armour Of God II: Operation Condor (1991)
Chan = Extreme bubble boy.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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Bambi (1942)
Man kills deer-mom.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Self-deprecating love story.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
Medieval kung-fu fantasy.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Marooned workaholic wars Wilson.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cell, The (2000)
Lopez enters other's dreams.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Sociopathic sex squad; sensitized?
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Crimson Tide (1995)
Denzel undoes crazed Captain.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dead Poets Society (1989)
Schoolboys seize the day.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Bearded Bond tortured terrifically.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Gay Pacino botches robbery.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Drunken Master (1978)
Tanked Chan tanks baddies.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Personofies boomer's defining moments.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Doctor escapes wrongful imprisonment.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Corleones in Las Vegas!
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
POWs dig prison time!
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ice Age (2002)
Three prehistorics, baby; hilarious??
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
Stewardess swipes snow; sweet!
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Holocaust + Benigni = sweet melancholy.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Fat man fails, falcon.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Man On The Moon (1999)
Chronicles Kaufman�s crazy characterizations.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mexican, The (2001)
Stolen pistol *and* diarrhea!!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Incredibly predictable; precogged precog?
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Mr. Nice Guy (1997)
Chan cooks, kung-fu!
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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North By Northwest (1959)
Cary's climactic Presidential rescue.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Hillbilly Odyssey, 'nuff said.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pi (1998)
Multiplying God's name, vainly?
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Many murders; French burgers??
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Return To Me (2000)
Same heart, new love.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Rush Hour (1998)
Misfit cop babysits Chan.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Snatch (2000)
Verbose gypsy steals show.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Rebel Alliance's bleakest moment.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Space-orb destroyed! Again?
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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THX 1138 (1971)
Lucas's school film re-done.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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To Catch A Thief (1955)
Cat-burglary is catchy.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Accusations challenge interracial relations.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Traffic (2000)
Rich white dealer canned.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Turner & Hooch (1989)
Hanks does vet, dog.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Talkative gimp actually mega-villian.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Wheels On Meals (1984)
Jackie, Benny battle brilliantly!
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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X Files, The (1998)
Alien conspiracy; sexual tension!!
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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