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Reviews by 'Stephen Smythe'
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Movie fan
with a total of
14
reviews published to date.
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Commando (1985)
Ahnuld kills Freddie Mercury.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Leon (1994)
Pedophile assassin wins hearts.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Plastic chest vs toupee.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Veiled John Holmes biography.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Excellent? Caused Travolta's comeback.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Rat Race (2001)
'Mad, Mad World' II.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dune (1984)
Sting prances in loincloth.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lair Of The White Worm, The (1988)
Two hours of phalli.
May 1, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Shatner directs; Roddenberry disavows.
May 3, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Interstellar Ruskies quote Bard.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
'Bat 21' partially recasted.
May 3, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Dr. T And The Women (2000)
Physician learns he's physician.
May 1, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Panic Room (2002)
Contrivances larger than apartment.
May 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Strange Days (1995)
Bassett better than VR.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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