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Reviews by 'The Monster'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1371
reviews published to date.
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Hope Floats (1998)
Shit Floats, too.
Aug 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Cheerleader Massacre (2003)
Give me an Aaaaaa!
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
S/Laughter.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Battleship (2012)
You sunk my credibility!
Jul 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Mean Girls 2 (2011)
Meaner Girls.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Scream 4 (2011)
Scream 4, Your Life.
Jan 24, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dutch Master, The (1994)
Mira, on the wall.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
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(4)
Escape To Witch Mountain (1995)
Escape Two Remake Mountain.
Sep 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
My Son, My Son! (1940)
Hayward's a wayward son.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
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(3)
Adventures Into Digital Comics (2006)
Dot Comics.
Oct 12, 2010
Unscored
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(3)
Captain Apache (1971)
Lee Van Chief.
Oct 18, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Legend Of Tarzan, The (2016)
Remaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-ke.
Apr 6, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Imtihaan (1995)
Priti Woman.
Oct 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Orion (1979)
ET, phone Hoan.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Scottish Tale, The (1996)
Mack, Beth.
Nov 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
5 Days Of War (2011)
Sweet Georgia? Down.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Abe emancipates the undead.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Attachment Disorder (2008)
Kindrid, spirits.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
King Of The Ants (2003)
Creepy Crawler.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
You Never Bike Alone (2007)
Van-cyclists.
Nov 15, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Barker, The (1928)
Carnie is Nifty!
Feb 18, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
White Palms (2006)
Athlete Hungary for success.
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Battleship (2012)
Battleshit.
May 29, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Beautiful Boy (2018)
Beautiful project requires Tweaking.
Jun 20, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
WXIII: Patlabor The Movie 3 (2002)
WXIII out of WXIII.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Andaz Apna Apna (1994)
Aamir to woo heiress.
Jan 1, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Arizona (1940)
Swaggering Titus finds love.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
As It Is In Heaven (2004)
Norrland conductor heads home.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Autopsy (2008)
Autopsy in final cut.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Eleanor And Franklin (1976)
FDR Begins.
May 8, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Even Pigeons Go To Heaven (2007)
Moulin, rude.
Mar 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Freakshow (2007)
Bell remakes Browning's Freaks.
Oct 26, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Ghost In The Shell (2017)
Shell ghosts get anime-ted.
May 23, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ladykillers (1988)
Live stage strip murder.
Sep 9, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Last Farm, The (2004)
Ice-landing on the farm.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Quietest Sound, The (2006)
Action! Lengthy confession. Cut!
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Raw Meat (2004)
Internet porn: the movie!
Aug 17, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
So Well Remembered (1947)
Browdley, Boswell, big brouhaha.
Sep 19, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Starmaker (1995)
Dottore does screen tests.
May 10, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Trevor (1994)
Trevor faces prejudicial teenhood.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Twilight (2008)
Deathwatch, not Teen Vampires.
Dec 9, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Unreal (2005)
Simon's reality is unreal.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Warning!!! Pedophile Released (2009)
Fiddler freed.
Feb 1, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Witness To War: Dr. Charlie Clements (1985)
Charlie, Charlie!
May 10, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Wylds, The (2010)
Bunyan kid's pilgrimage: progressive.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Always - Sunset On Third Street (2005)
Mutsuko's Suzuki adventure: varied.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Amazon (1990)
Amazon adventure Finnishes Kari.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Another Planet (1999)
Cassandra's dream of Quebec.
Nov 22, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
At Last, Okemah! (2009)
Grossman reinvents himself musically.
Oct 14, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Bonaparte Et La Révolution (1971)
A Gance at Napoleon.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chicks In White Satin (1994)
Where the Oys aren't.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Doktor Faustus (1982)
Intentional VD? Satanic pact.
Dec 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forever Faithful: The Canucks Movie (2008)
Nuckumentary.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Goodbye Gemini (1970)
Twins mess with gangster.
Dec 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
How Life Began (2008)
Documents how life began.
Dec 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Karla Faye Tucker: Forevermore (2004)
Tucker fucker.
Nov 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mister Mugg (1933)
Mugg'ing for the camera.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
North West Mounted Police (1940)
Dusty Rivers' Canadian adventure.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Palestine Is Still The Issue (2002)
Pilger's take on Palestine.
Aug 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Radio Bikini (1988)
Bikini, at all.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
Milking giant scorpions: foolish.
Nov 15, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Tomie: Re-birth (2001)
Tom-three.
Nov 20, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Tomie: Replay (2000)
Two-mie.
Nov 20, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Une Femme Coquette (1955)
Lysandra's a Coq tease.
Dec 28, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Une Femme Mari�e (1964)
Cool Charlotte's various affairs.
Dec 28, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Unforeseen, The (2007)
Barton Springs to defence.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Work Of Art (2008)
Leonardou's wartime aftermath: shocking.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Young Americans, The (1993)
Keitel battles thug creator.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Age Of Ignorance, The (2007)
Labr�che imagines himself heroic.
Jun 3, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Alma (2009)
Alma into little doll.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Amant, L' (2004)
Sweet ho' Chikako.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Angel (2007)
Angel creates evocative world.
Oct 15, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Art Is... (1971)
...subject of a documentary?
Oct 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Breathing Lessons: The Life And Work Of Mark O'Brien (1996)
Iron Lung inspires writer.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
De Poolse Bruid (1998)
Polish knob polisher hides.
Apr 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Dead Aim (1987)
Mace eyeballs dead aim.
Oct 11, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Divided We Fall (2000)
Cizek up the Nazis.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Now & Forever (2002)
Mia Beaches betrayal act.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Snuff Bottle Connection (1977)
Snuff, film.
Sep 19, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
You Want A Sandwich? (2009)
Sandwich autist.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Agee (1980)
Ross Spears Mia Agee.
Jun 3, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
All About Love (2006)
Eric Isa Lover.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Alphabet (2002)
Horny Emily's musical math.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Am I Black Enough For You (2009)
Billy's song: often a-Paul-ing.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Arang (2006)
Ghost keeps salty haunt.
Jun 14, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Aryan Couple, The (2004)
Landau a racial problem.
Oct 14, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Birdnesters Of Thailand (1991)
Thai a little bird-a-nest.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Cage Aux Rossignols, La (1945)
Nightingales tamed by teacher.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Canes (2006)
Soul gets Listed.
Oct 7, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Captain Eddie (1945)
Rickenbacker looksenbacker.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Children Of Leningradsky, The (2005)
Russian kids have AIDS.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Forna (2007)
Watch out for pansies!
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Fun2shh... Dudes In The 10th Century (2003)
Chindi terrorizes Mumbai.
Nov 14, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Launch Of The 'Illinois' (1898)
Newly Ill.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Missing Children: A Mother's Story (1982)
Childcare centre: clearance sale!
Nov 24, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
No Time For Nuts (2006)
Scrat travels through time.
Mar 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Opium (2005)
OPIUM dance's conCocteaution.
Aug 11, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Paris To Monte Carlo (1905)
Two hours, Parisian speedster.
Sep 23, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Ride To Freedom: The Rosa Parks Story (2002)
Rosa, Re:.
Oct 18, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Watch Out (2008)
Riddlehoover really loves himself.
Aug 23, 2010
Unscored
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