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Reviews by 'The Monster'
Current status of
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with a total of
1371
reviews published to date.
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Hope Floats (1998)
Shit Floats, too.
Aug 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Cheerleader Massacre (2003)
Give me an Aaaaaa!
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
S/Laughter.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Battleship (2012)
You sunk my credibility!
Jul 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Mean Girls 2 (2011)
Meaner Girls.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Dutch Master, The (1994)
Mira, on the wall.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Scream 4 (2011)
Scream 4, Your Life.
Jan 24, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Imtihaan (1995)
Priti Woman.
Oct 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Adventures Into Digital Comics (2006)
Dot Comics.
Oct 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Captain Apache (1971)
Lee Van Chief.
Oct 18, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Legend Of Tarzan, The (2016)
Remaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-ke.
Apr 6, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Escape To Witch Mountain (1995)
Escape Two Remake Mountain.
Sep 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
My Son, My Son! (1940)
Hayward's a wayward son.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
White Palms (2006)
Athlete Hungary for success.
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
WXIII: Patlabor The Movie 3 (2002)
WXIII out of WXIII.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Abe emancipates the undead.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Battleship (2012)
Battleshit.
May 29, 2012
Unscored
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(2)
King Of The Ants (2003)
Creepy Crawler.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Beautiful Boy (2018)
Beautiful project requires Tweaking.
Jun 20, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Barker, The (1928)
Carnie is Nifty!
Feb 18, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Scottish Tale, The (1996)
Mack, Beth.
Nov 8, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Attachment Disorder (2008)
Kindrid, spirits.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
You Never Bike Alone (2007)
Van-cyclists.
Nov 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Orion (1979)
ET, phone Hoan.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
5 Days Of War (2011)
Sweet Georgia? Down.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
A.k.a Jersey (2007)
Jersey hurls.
Jan 28, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Antychryst (2002)
Szafran is the antichrist!
Jun 14, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Audioscopiks (1935)
3D: the prequel.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Autism Is A World (2004)
CNN Autist.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bal, Le (1983)
Frenchies go around, around.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Beheading Chinese Prisoner (1900)
Boxer lopped.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Birch Street Gym (1991)
Hard as. Birch.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Even Pigeons Go To Heaven (2007)
Moulin, rude.
Mar 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forna (2007)
Cock trees.
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
H1N1: Virus X (2010)
Swine flu causes pandemic.
May 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Lea (1996)
Restored: furniture, Lea's speech.
Apr 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Mushroom Club, The (2005)
Hiroshima survivors in vignettes.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Pennies From Heaven (1936)
Slammer Bing's deep Poole.
Oct 25, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
Milking giant scorpions: foolish.
Nov 15, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
So Well Remembered (1947)
Browdley, Boswell, big brouhaha.
Sep 19, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Son Of Richard (2008)
Richardson.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Splatter Beach (2007)
Tess proves seaside Cassandra.
Aug 17, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Swing High (1932)
Codonas swing for sky.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Toyland (2007)
Lucky Jews get trip.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Trevor (1994)
Trevor faces prejudicial teenhood.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Underclassman (2005)
21 Jump-Shot Street.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Wonderful Days (2003)
Ecoban from eco ban.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
World Without Pity, A (2004)
IndiAIDS.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
40 Carats (1973)
Cougar Livs it up.
Aug 18, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Always - Sunset On Third Street (2005)
Mutsuko's Suzuki adventure: varied.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Amazon (1990)
Amazon adventure Finnishes Kari.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
At Last, Okemah! (2009)
Grossman reinvents himself musically.
Oct 14, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Autopsy (2008)
Autopsy in final cut.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Big Mama (2000)
Playing the Viola.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bonaparte Et La Révolution (1971)
A Gance at Napoleon.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chicks In White Satin (1994)
Where the Oys aren't.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day A Pig Fell Into The Well, The (1996)
Porker, ker-plop.
Aug 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Doktor Faustus (1982)
Intentional VD? Satanic pact.
Dec 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eleanor And Franklin (1976)
FDR Begins.
May 8, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Estomago: A Gastronomic Story (2007)
Raimundo cooks for society.
Nov 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forna (2007)
Growing penis: Genevieve Swallow!
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Himalaya (1999)
Salt lake kills Tibetan.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Karla Faye Tucker: Forevermore (2004)
Tucker fucker.
Nov 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Farm, The (2004)
Ice-landing on the farm.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Love You More (2008)
Together: mind the Buzzcocks!
May 8, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
More About Nostradamus (1941)
Nostrad-more-mus.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
No Alibi (2000)
Cain is wrongly marked.
Nov 24, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Radio Bikini (1988)
Bikini, at all.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Tomie Vs Tomie (2007)
Battle takes Tomie.
Nov 20, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tomie: Replay (2000)
Two-mie.
Nov 20, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twilight (2008)
Deathwatch, not Teen Vampires.
Dec 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twitches (2005)
Twin witches find likewise.
Dec 31, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Two Weeks In Another Town (1962)
Rummy Douglas in Rome.
Dec 31, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Une Femme Mari�e (1964)
Cool Charlotte's various affairs.
Dec 28, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Unforeseen, The (2007)
Barton Springs to defence.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Unmistaken Child (2008)
Tenzin searches for reincarnation.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Unreal (2005)
Simon's reality is unreal.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Warning!!! Pedophile Released (2009)
Fiddler freed.
Feb 1, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Work Of Art (2008)
Leonardou's wartime aftermath: shocking.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
You, The Living (2007)
Individualized ideas focused, expanded.
Nov 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zeb: Schooner Life (2008)
Zeb's elan.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
15 Moments (2000)
Par� and thrust.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alphabet (2002)
Horny Emily's musical math.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Am I Black Enough For You (2009)
Billy's song: often a-Paul-ing.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Art Is... (1971)
...subject of a documentary?
Oct 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Birdnesters Of Thailand (1991)
Thai a little bird-a-nest.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chile: When Will It End? (1986)
In fifty-seven minutes.
May 8, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Losing Chase (1996)
Sedgwick comes in, sweeps.
Apr 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Opium (2005)
OPIUM dance's conCocteaution.
Aug 11, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Paris To Monte Carlo (1905)
Two hours, Parisian speedster.
Sep 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tanghi Argentini (2006)
Clerk's yuletide tango.
Mar 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Twist Of Faith (2004)
Catholic buggeree gets chatty.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Ugly, Dirty And Bad (1976)
Roman rabble plan murders.
Dec 31, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Until September (1984)
Mo('s) troubles.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Woodenhead (2003)
Gert does dirt.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
1 (2009)
1 book, many copies.
Sep 15, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Adventures Of A Teenage Dragonslayer (2010)
Suburban lad slays dragons.
Jun 3, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Alma (2009)
Alma into little doll.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Alter Ego (2007)
Greek (rock) gods.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Amant, L' (2004)
Sweet ho' Chikako.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
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