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TRON (1982)
Sark: Raving Mad.
Mar 8, 2009
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Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Castle Numbskull.
Mar 18, 2009
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(8)
Scarface (1983)
Richard III... with cocaine.
Feb 21, 2009
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Taken (2008)
Taken: I'd leave it.
Mar 8, 2009
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(7)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Pipe full of Gloop.
Mar 9, 2009
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Independence Day (1996)
Dreadlocked space calamari eradicated.
Mar 12, 2009
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No Holds Barred (1989)
Hogan's Zero.
Feb 25, 2009
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Children Of The Corn (1984)
Congregation: Sickle-wielding sickos.
Mar 3, 2009
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Spock's bro goes foe.
Mar 8, 2009
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Westworld (1973)
Tourist trap robots snap.
Mar 10, 2009
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Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash Wins-Day.
Mar 21, 2009
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(4)
Creepshow (1982)
Ends with Pratt fall.
Mar 9, 2009
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(4)
Duel (1971)
Murderous Mack menaces milquetoast.
Mar 12, 2009
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(4)
In Cold Blood (1967)
Kansas killers caught, culled.
Mar 2, 2009
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(4)
On Deadly Ground (1994)
Half baked Alaska.
Mar 18, 2009
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(4)
Room, The (2003)
'Room' for improvement? Understatement.
Aug 12, 2010
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(4)
Serenity (2005)
Ravaging Reavers' roots revealed.
Mar 3, 2009
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(4)
Warriors, The (1979)
Luther: homicidal play-ee-yay mate.
Mar 2, 2009
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Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (1988)
Vamp vixen: spell fixin'.
Feb 24, 2009
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(3)
Grim Prairie Tales (1990)
Cowboys' creepy campfire capers.
Feb 24, 2009
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(3)
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
Greedy kooks get nothing.
Mar 2, 2009
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(3)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Awful Crawford terrorizes Tina.
Mar 8, 2009
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(3)
Mummy, The (1999)
Sommers: Egypt us good.
Mar 3, 2009
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(3)
Pirate Movie, The (1982)
Penny-ante Penzance parody.
Mar 17, 2009
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(3)
Richard III (1955)
The original Tricky Dick.
Mar 20, 2009
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(3)
Room, The (2003)
Cancer story thread? Hello?
Aug 12, 2010
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(3)
Stand And Deliver (1988)
Calculus build-up.
Mar 9, 2009
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(3)
Tales From The Hood (1995)
Homies chill. Then fry.
Mar 2, 2009
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(3)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Sandler animated, still obnoxious.
Mar 8, 2009
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(2)
Flintstones, The (1994)
Fossil fools foil fiend.
Mar 9, 2009
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Hook (1991)
Storybook villian demands rematch.
Mar 10, 2009
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(2)
Jonestown: The Life And Death Of Peoples Temple (2006)
Cult quaffs killer cocktail.
Mar 15, 2009
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(2)
Last Emperor, The (1987)
Emperor demoted to gardener.
Mar 2, 2009
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(2)
Legend Of The Lone Ranger, The (1981)
Cavendish acquires a Grant.
Mar 13, 2009
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(2)
Mad Max (1979)
Toecutter becomes hood ornament.
Mar 15, 2009
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(2)
Milk (2008)
Expired Milk.
Apr 13, 2009
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(2)
Moving (1988)
Arlo's re-lo's a no-go.
Mar 9, 2009
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(2)
Puppet Master (1989)
Pinocchios polish off psychics.
Mar 9, 2009
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(2)
Room, The (2003)
Mushmouthed protagonist: clucking cuckold.
Aug 12, 2010
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(2)
Street Fighter (1994)
Guile buffaloes Bison.
Mar 14, 2009
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Transformers (2007)
BOOM, Clank, 'RUN!', repeat.
Mar 6, 2010
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(2)
Addams Family, The (1991)
False Fester Flips Factions.
Apr 3, 2009
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
Carpenter's Stir Fried Wonderland.
Feb 24, 2009
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Cat's Eye (1985)
Menaces: smoking, gravity, gremlin.
Mar 9, 2009
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(1)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Bale-ful abandonment in China.
Mar 2, 2009
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(1)
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
Hotelier Dracula, helicopter parent.
Oct 24, 2012
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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Egress options: stairs, window.
Apr 3, 2009
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Karate Kid III, The (1989)
Kreese's payback in Silver.
Jun 29, 2009
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Krays, The (1990)
Momma's boys, Gruesome joys.
Mar 8, 2009
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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Wez's in Mel's grille.
Mar 20, 2009
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Madhouse (1990)
Bannisters' guests persistent pests.
Jun 27, 2009
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Public Enemies (2009)
Soap gun enables jailbreak.
Jul 11, 2009
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(1)
Return To Oz (1985)
(Yellow) Road to perdition.
Mar 20, 2009
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Robocop (1987)
Boddicker splats zombiefied cohort.
Mar 2, 2009
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Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! (2006)
Skunkbeard shipjacks seagoing sleuths.
Mar 8, 2009
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Toys (1992)
Don't unwrap Toys.
Mar 18, 2009
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Trespass (1992)
Sierra Madre in slums.
Mar 8, 2009
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(1)
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Episode remakes fall flat.
Mar 8, 2009
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W. (2008)
Dubya's Dread: Disappointing Dad.
Apr 13, 2009
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9th Company, The (2005)
Paratroopers, but no paradrop?
Apr 3, 2012
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9th Company, The (2005)
Training. Skirmishes. Last Stand.
Apr 4, 2012
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9th Company, The (2005)
Red Brawn.
Apr 4, 2012
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Barbarian Brothers, The (1987)
Kadar battles bonehead Barbarians.
Dec 18, 2010
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Polyester payback 'suits' Otho.
Mar 30, 2009
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Bronx Tale, A (1993)
Bikers ruin Sonny's lunch.
Mar 3, 2010
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Argos in Fiennes mess.
Apr 26, 2010
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Perse-useless remake.
Apr 26, 2010
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Bubo gets a cameo.
Apr 26, 2010
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Solon, Draco get stoned.
Apr 26, 2010
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Class Of 1984 (1982)
To Sir, With Loathe.
Apr 27, 2009
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Clue (1985)
Candlestick = Lights out, Boddy.
Mar 7, 2010
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Curtains (1983)
Dolls Portend Hag Homicide.
Apr 4, 2012
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Dahmer (2002)
Renner's cannibal bachelor chilling.
Mar 6, 2010
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Reisman battles Reich's Men.
Apr 27, 2009
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Gacy (2003)
Pogo Sick.
Mar 3, 2010
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GoodFellas (1990)
Hill's penance: schnook life.
Mar 6, 2010
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Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
Anti Smaug Campaign
Mar 6, 2013
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Iceman, The (2012)
Family (Hit)Man
May 30, 2013
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Incredible Melting Man, The (1977)
Runny Rebar's rampage.
Mar 9, 2009
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
Rourke whips it good.
May 7, 2010
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
Sinister Soviet stalks Stark.
May 8, 2010
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
Cliffhanger? Bet your Asgard.
May 8, 2010
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Jack And Jill (2011)
Sandler's drag act DRAGS.
Jan 25, 2012
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Jack The Giant Slayer (2013)
Fee Fi Foe FUN!
Mar 17, 2013
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
'Hunt' for coherent script.
Jan 25, 2012
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Hitwoman assassinated by gravity.
Jan 26, 2012
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Pirates (1986)
Cockney pirate swipes throne.
Mar 2, 2009
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Right Stuff, The (1983)
Shepard's 'Jiminez' offends orderly.
Apr 2, 2009
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Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
SOB B.Z. turns ET.
Mar 20, 2009
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Santa With Muscles (1996)
Blake really frosts Ebner.
Mar 9, 2009
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Smokey And The Bandit (1977)
CB boors bootlegging Coors.
Mar 8, 2009
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Space Mutiny (1988)
Kalgan, mutineers battle musclehead.
Mar 11, 2009
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Stand, The (1994)
Silly ending really Flaggs.
Apr 3, 2012
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Suburban Commando (1991)
Lloyd's tenant: space ace.
Mar 2, 2009
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Up (2009)
Muntz's downfall.
Apr 3, 2012
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View To A Kill, A (1985)
Max Zorin. Audience snorin'.
Apr 4, 2012
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What About Bob? (1991)
Dreyfuss: Coyote. Murray: Roadrunner.
Jun 2, 2013
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Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Bunny whips it out.
Mar 3, 2010
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