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Movie geek? Almost certainly
Reviews by 'robmesure'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
222
reviews published to date.
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Shark jumps self.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 1/5
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(31)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Treadwell becomes bear necessity.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Equus (1977)
Horses: 'eyes' had it.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Se7en (1995)
Sinema.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Bedazzled (1967)
Faustian farce: wishes wasted.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Canterbury Tale, A (1944)
Powell + Pressburger's Pulchritudinous Pilgrimage.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Moral: Bears not vegetarian.
Sep 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Siblings sing sesquipedalian song.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Equus (1977)
Hippophile harms horses horrifically.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Cheese The One.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)
Decapitation demanded - Oates obliges.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Equus (1977)
Firth feels horse.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Equus (1977)
Firth, Burton: both blinding.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Books: Learnt, burnt.
Sep 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Queen, The (2006)
Mirren makes killer Queen.
Oct 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Whiplash (2014)
Full Metal Jazz Kit
Feb 1, 2015
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
21 Grams (2003)
Crash causes calamitous consequences.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elderly Elvis eliminates evil.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Hoffman misses last stop.
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Blade Runner (1982)
Deckard dreams suggestive unicorn.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Equus (1977)
Blinding boy bamboozles Burton.
Jan 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Equus (1977)
Anguished adolescent attracts Agutter.
Jan 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Equus (1977)
Bare boy's bareback ride.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Equus (1977)
Troubled teen nobbles nags.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Rutles, The (1978)
Innes, Idle imitate idols.
Sep 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Theatre Of Blood (1973)
Vengeful Vincent culls critics.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Woyzeck (1979)
Kinski's War and Peas.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Black Christmas (1974)
Seasonal slasher: sorority slaughtered.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Jaws (1975)
Maritime upgrade essential.
Apr 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Source Code (2011)
Jake's quantum leap.
Jun 11, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Withnail & I (1987)
Teetotal Grant: believable boozehound?
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Equus (1977)
Psychiatrist studies Strang, self.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Wanna Emek you mine.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Must Love Cheese.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Cheese: Gotta Have It.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
You curd be mine.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Inbetweeners Movie, The (2011)
Jay, inheritance - blown.
Aug 26, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Inland Empire (2006)
I Dern't understand it.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949)
Memoirs might hang heir...
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Never Let Me Go (2010)
Kathy Come Clone.
Jun 16, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid (1973)
Alias: Zimmerman.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Rose-tinted romance: sensational soundtrack.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Housemate confuses hip-hop, electro.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Sideways (2004)
Middle-aged Miles drinks, drives.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Troubled teens: boys besotted.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Witchfinder General (1968)
Supposed sorceresses callously culled.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
'I Know Where I'm Going!' (1945)
Hiller has Highland fling.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Lips sinks.
Aug 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Lynch's love letter: legendary.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Family Way, The (1966)
Nattering neighbours nark newlyweds.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Fellini-esque station sequence: spellbinding.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Frances Ha (2012)
Frances dances
Jan 22, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(2)
If... (1968)
Schoolboys rouse rooftop revolution.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
If... (1968)
McDowell: Zero For Conduct.
Mar 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Knife In The Water (1962)
Student spoils sailboat sabbatical.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Last Year In Marienbad (1961)
A forgets X. Y?
May 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Let The Right One In (2008)
Vampire suffers cat-astrophic injuries.
Apr 18, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Paul (2011)
Frost nicks an alien.
Jun 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Queen, The (2006)
Regina v Frears.
Oct 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Raging Bull (1980)
LaMotta mimics Marlon's monologue.
Sep 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ruling Class, The (1972)
Lord: lunatic. Messiah/murderer?
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rush: Beyond The Lighted Stage (2010)
A Lifeson less ordinary.
Jun 11, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rush: Beyond The Lighted Stage (2010)
From Bach to Black.
Sep 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rush: Beyond The Lighted Stage (2010)
'Sawyer' movie... superb!
Sep 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rush: Beyond The Lighted Stage (2010)
'Moving picture' about Rush.
Sep 6, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Scott vexes seven exes.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Theatre Of Blood (1973)
Plump pundit's poodle pie.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Topo, El (1970)
Jodorowsky's 'Eastern Western'.
Jun 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Pagans pique prudish policeman.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Des Chanel No.5(00).
Jun 13, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Anvil: up to 13.
Sep 25, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
What makes Lips tick?
Aug 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Anvil: Big in Japan.
Aug 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Avventura, L' (1960)
Girl disappears, becomes irrelevant.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Avventura, L' (1960)
Vitti's pretty; Ferzetti's petty.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Cycle gets snatched neorealistically.
Apr 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Crooks peddle stolen cycle.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Bike bonds billposter, boy.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Sheets: soft, pawned.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Black Christmas (1974)
Heavy breather bothers Hussey.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Black Christmas (1974)
Crank caller's Christmas carnage.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Black Christmas (1974)
Instrumentalist: insane, but inculpable.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Black Christmas (1974)
Seminal slasher: festive frights.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Black Swan (2010)
Nat's all tutu much.
Jun 15, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
E.A.P's an OAP.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Deep End (1970)
Asher to ashes.
Jul 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Turboprop totals time-travelling teen.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Double Life Of Veronique, The (1991)
Doppelg�nger dies, dame distraught.
Apr 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Frances Ha (2012)
Holiday, Halliday cut short
Jan 22, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Happy-Go-Lucky (2008)
Shouting Scott, plucky Poppy.
Apr 17, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Spaced star's copper caper.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
I Think I Love My Wife (2007)
Chris Rock's Moral Tale?
Sep 12, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
I'd rather Monterey Jack.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Brie Without You.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Inbetweeners Movie, The (2011)
Neil helps the aged.
Aug 25, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Inbetweeners Movie, The (2011)
Carli, Simon separate.
Aug 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Last Waltz, The (1978)
Former Hawks' farewell hootenanny.
Sep 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Let The Right One In (2008)
Uninvited Eli begins bleeding.
Apr 18, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Limitless (2011)
Cooper champions wonder drug.
Aug 8, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Limitless (2011)
Ice skate aids escape.
Aug 19, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
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