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Jupiter Ascending (2015) |
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Film rated 2 / 5
(Chick rating: 2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2 / 5)
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| Wachowskis lose Mila dollars. |
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| Wachowskis couldn't planet better? |
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| Channing's Caine = extremely able. |
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| Transplanted Kunis = reincarnated royalty. |
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| Earth = alien petri dish. |
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| Eddie expects Earth's extinction. |
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| Jupitor janitor raises Caine. |
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| Jupiter Ascension, movie Declension. |
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| Mila averts earthly harvest. |
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| Toilet scrubber inherits earth. |
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