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Christmas Story, A

(1983)
110 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.7 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
Order by  Reviewer Rank Reviewer Name Review Votes Review Score Chronological Order Show 
'It's a Wonderful Rifle'.
noncentz 
  Vote (33)   
Yule, shoot eye out.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (22)   
'Bringing Up BB'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (21)   
Ralphie's got a gun.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (12)   
Santa boots Ralphie's dream.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (12)   
BB or not BB.
napchic 
  Vote (12)   
'Fudge' appetizer for soap.
Wheelz 
  Vote (11)   
The Christmas Bunny.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (11)   
Ralphie says fuck.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
Fra-Jee-Lay...Must be Italian.
Canklefish 
  Vote (9)   
Ralphie guns for attention.
Canklefish 
  Vote (8)   
North pole flavored Flick.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (8)   
Gun ho, ho, ho.
demonic 
  Vote (7)   
Bunny suit, too cute.
Canklefish 
  Vote (7)   
Double dog dare damage!
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Lamp radiates 'electric sex'.
Canklefish 
  Vote (6)   
Leg o' lass enlightened.
Fresno 
  Vote (6)   
Ralphie gets his gun.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (6)   
Ralphie shoots eye out.
derek in orlando 
  Vote (6)   
Decoder ring generates spam.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (6)   
Fragile = Italian.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Dad has leg fantasies.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
Sexy lamp fascinates Ralphie.
Tori 
  Vote (5)   
Flick fellates flagpole.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (5)   
Mom destroys trampy lamp.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Dad wins major award.
jd 
  Vote (5)   
Dad's leg intentionally broken.
kolo 
  Vote (5)   
Peking Duck saves holiday.
gobsmacker 
  Vote (5)   
Ralphie's aim is off.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Eye on air rifle.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (4)   
Ralphie fudges tire repair.
noncentz 
  Vote (4)   
Peeking duck for Xmas.
Sean 
  Vote (4)   
Ralphie's mom breaks leg.
Ken 
  Vote (4)   
Orphan Annie = Ovaltine shill.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Ralphie's wish: more firepower.
rri1 
  Vote (4)   
Ralph blows nut job.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (4)   
Mum shuns BB gun.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (3)   
Ralphie's Red Ryder Rapture.
LPH 
  Vote (3)   
Triple dog dare backfires.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (3)   
Ralphie gets christmas present.
No 
  Vote (3)   
Schwartz screwed with 'fuck'.
duh 
  Vote (3)   
Furnace, Dad's formidable opponent.
duh 
  Vote (3)   
BB gun undone deal.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Santa gives Ralphie boot.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Icicle blamed for glasses.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Trigger happy holidays, Ralphie.
elchico 
  Vote (3)   
Electric sex fills window.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Red Ryder. Ophthalmologic injury.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (3)   
'Major prize' disrupts marriage.
duh 
  Vote (3)   
Ralphie imagines authorities' collusion.
duh 
  Vote (3)   
Snowsuit renders kid immobile.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Ralphie drops F-bomb.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (3)   
Flick licks pole, sticks.
Jeeves 
  Vote (3)   
Santa's helpers kick Ralphie.
turrell 
  Vote (3)   
Flick's dare to remember.
TitanPa 
  Vote (3)   
Santa's sole moves Ralph.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (3)   
A Shepherd's Christmas.
arocketman 
  Vote (3)   
Father fixes friggin' furnace.
arocketman 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie really wants gun.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Decoder message = 1940s spam.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie's holiday plan backfires.
pizza 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie desires BB gun.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie eats soap.
brycecoolasice 
  Vote (2)   
Mother loathes leg lamp.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (2)   
Dogs eat christmas turkey.
mr_kit 
  Vote (2)   
Daisy home defense system.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Frosty Flick flick.
Tori 
  Vote (2)   
He's got leg lamp.
TitanPa 
  Vote (2)   
Hounds enjoy Christmas turkey.
duh 
  Vote (2)   
'F word's' origins demanded.
duh 
  Vote (2)   
Lifebuoy's long-term effect anticipated.
duh 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie becomes soap connoisseur.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Dogs devour Darren's dinner.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie 'shot eye out'.
GHPCnut 
  Vote (2)   
Yellow-eyed bully, yellow-bellied.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie bloodies Black Bart.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (2)   
Gift wish gunned down.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Frozen tongue hurts Flick.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
Leg lamp lures dad.
brycecoolasice 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie's eye actually intact.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Ralphie survives Santa's chuting.
paperfolder 
  Vote (2)   
Licking pole's sticky situation.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
Christmas BB gun wounds.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Ralphie learns mom's right.
HeroZero 
  Vote (1)   
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
F(unny)U(ncensored)C(hristmas)K(id)!
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Chinese butcher Christmas carols.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Soap poisoning causes blindness?
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
BB gun for Christmas?
JWMP 
  Vote (1)   
Leg lamp causes chaos.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Orphan Annie message disappoints.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Mom dislikes leggy lamp.
Badbart 
  Vote (1)   
Original tongue-pole gag.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
C+ student wants gun.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Piggy brother never eats.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Farkus forfeits frosty fracas.
elchico 
  Vote (1)   
Icicle blamed for shooting.
elchico 
  Vote (1)   
BB is for Billingsley.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Schwartz triple-dog-dares Flick.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Schwartz made F-word scapegoat.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
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