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Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003) |
| 45 reviews |
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Film rated 2.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 1.9 / 5)
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| Falls flat on Leatherface. |
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| Teens treated like trees. |
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| Cannibal clan bleeds Biel. |
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| 1974: shocking. 2003: commonplace. |
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| Biel outscreams chainsaw. |
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| Mask maker hunts materials. |
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| The Leathery Killbillies. |
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| Classic massacre film massacred. |
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| Leatherface has new makeover. |
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| Weapons pointy, remake pointless. |
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| Bryniarski replaces Hansen's Leatherface. |
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| Texas teens flee Leatherface. |
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| Mutant wields power tool. |
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| Leatherface update: remarkably redundant. |
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| Leatherface makes teens tweenie. |
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| Leatherface gets girl hooked. |
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| Lumbering remake stumps viewers. |
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| Great bloody Texan massacre. |
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| Black & Decker's overexposure. |
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| Gnarly Ermey, Jessica Bieleaguered. |
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| Boyfriend's face adorns butcher. |
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| Leatherface slaughters Skynyrd fans. |
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| Harry Knowles killed? YES! |
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| Jessica survives-- audience disappointed. |
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| Leatherface's saw getting rusty. |
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| Leatherface remade Massacre. |
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| Leatherface's repugnant self-parody. |
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| Texan horror classic Massacred. |
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| Retarded rednecks kill townies. |
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| Marcus massacres 'Massacre'. |
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| Nispel re-makes chainsaw 'classic'. |
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| Ersatz Leatherface chases Biel. |
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| Chainsaw squeals. Biel peels. |
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