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Comedy, Romance
Steve Rash
Michael Swerdlick
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Seth Green
Max Perlich
Patrick Dempsey
Dennis Dugan
Courtney Gains
Steve Franken
Eric Bruskotter
Darcy DeMoss
Sharon Farrell
Paula Abdul
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MelissaS's favorite wastes of time

Can't Buy Me Love

(1987)
40 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Beauty and the Geek.
Canklefish 
  Vote (16)   
Love actually bought.
TitanPa 
  Vote (8)   
Peterson prostitutes her popularity.
elchico 
  Vote (5)   
McDreamy McDorky.
Canklefish 
  Vote (4)   
Boy rents girl.
AC 
  Vote (3)   
Beauty pimps for dress.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Ronald rents, Cindy cares.
TitanPa 
  Vote (3)   
Suede outfit causes prostitution.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (3)   
Beatles proven wrong.
TitanPa 
  Vote (3)   
Gimme a L-O-V-E.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Peterson needs mower money.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
Pissant popularizes anteater ritual.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (1)   
Dempsey's 'grand' dreamboat.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (1)   
Wine on Leather = blackmail.
LPH 
  Vote (1)   
Forgoes telescope, buys popularity.
Flashlight 
  Vote (1)   
Cindy's a popular ho.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Ronnie buys ho's love.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Desperate diva dates dork.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Spyglass geek's attractive investment.
catchymonkey 
  Vote (1)   
Sociable Cindy sells self.
Wheelz 
  Vote (1)   
Lawnmower man buys popularity.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
'Pretty Woman' for teens.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
Geek buys girl, popularity.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Dempsey's geek has Rash.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote    
African Anteater Ritual... TRENDING?!
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Dork delivers Grand plan.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Dempsey rents Peterson.
godspellgroupie 
  Vote    
Geek hires prostitute classmate.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Sweaty lawnboy pays girl.
McKorkel 
  Vote    
Miller's money moves Mancini.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Nerd rents hottie's love.
Pumpkin 
  Vote    
Dempsey pays 'perfect' Peterson.
Josh the cat 
  Vote    
Lawnmowing dork gets girl.
Puzzgal 
  Vote    
Ronald purchases some lovin'.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Nerd buys girl's affections.
Tori 
  Vote    
Nerd rents, wins crush.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Telescope exchanged for short-sightedness.
MguyXXV 
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Dweeb scopes neighborhood beauty.
Stalean 
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Dork buys faux fox.
randall 
  Vote    
Spazz rents girlfriend.
derek in orlando 
  Vote    
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