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What Would Jesus Drive?

(2005)
73 reviews
Film rated 3 / 5  (Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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... besides moneylenders from temple?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (45)   
The Last Supra.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (26)   
A Jesus Christler?
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (24)   
eVANgelism.
Salopian 
  Vote (23)   
Entered Jerusalem in Triumph.
Koli 
  Vote (21)   
Messiahrati.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (21)   
Jesus SUVs!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (20)   
Drive?? Just Hail Mary!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (19)   
Papal Fiat.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (16)   
Godillac.
Ali 
  Vote (15)   
Buick LaCross.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (15)   
Jesus Christ Supercar.
soda 
  Vote (14)   
An altar-mobile?
Koli 
  Vote (14)   
Last Transportation Of Christ.
soda 
  Vote (13)   
Papal carrier.
Salopian 
  Vote (13)   
Mary Mazdalene.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (12)   
He'd stop at Crosswalk.
The General 
  Vote (12)   
Car nation > tarnation.
Salopian 
  Vote (12)   
Hosanna in the Prius.
Paddy C 
  Vote (11)   
Christ-ler Crossfire?
Koli 
  Vote (11)   
A Ford Anglican?
Koli 
  Vote (11)   
Yugo to heaven.
MguyX 
  Vote (10)   
A mass-production vehicle.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (10)   
Masserati.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (10)   
Passionwagon of the Christ.
Paddy C 
  Vote (10)   
Alfa and Omega.
tortoise 
  Vote (9)   
Lamborghini of God.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (9)   
The Lord drives Ford?
RockGolf 
  Vote (9)   
Via Della Roadster.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (9)   
Honda Accord- Acts 2:1.
Tori 
  Vote (7)   
An e-van-gelical vehicle.
Paddy C 
  Vote (7)   
Deityhatsu.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (7)   
A Jesuzuki?
soda 
  Vote (6)   
Station wagon of Cross?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (6)   
Secondhand, gas-converted Popemobile.
Shiv 
  Vote (6)   
Christians ponder in-car-nation.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (5)   
Gas guzzlers grieve God.
Salopian 
  Vote (5)   
J.C. Cruiser.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
First Holy roller.
silly 
  Vote (5)   
The Lord in-Car-nate.
Paddy C 
  Vote (5)   
A JeSUV?
soda 
  Vote (4)   
J-Isuzu.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (4)   
If Jesus Saves, Yugo.
Sludge 
  Vote (4)   
O holy ride?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus driving HeaVan.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
GM = God's Mazda?
RockGolf 
  Vote (4)   
Obviously not an Avenger.
Koli 
  Vote (3)   
Ponti(f)ac?
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Lord be with Subaru?
Paddy C 
  Vote (2)   
Holy (Seat) Toledo!
Paddy C 
  Vote (2)   
Nailed to a Chryslerfix.
Ken 
  Vote (2)   
Holy hovercraft?
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
SUV: Savior's Utility Van.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Christ in a car.
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Buddha has better car-ma.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Jesus saves... on gas.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (2)   
Jesus mobile.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Christ on a bike!
tortoise 
  Vote (1)   
Honda Pilote? Not.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
Wouldn't Corvette his neighbours.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
A chartreuse microbus.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Honda way to heaven.
Chris C 
  Vote (1)   
Fast Acceleration of Christ.
The General 
  Vote (1)   
A G(od) M(obile).
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Toyota Prayus.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
Christ in a Chrysler.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Nissan Jewke.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Pewgeot.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Passion Cabrolet of Christ.
boydegg 
  Vote    
Messiah acts in Accord.
calmer 
  Vote    
Jesus' car dies, resurrects.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote    
Triumph of the skies.
Chris C 
  Vote    
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