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Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The

(2003)
92 reviews
Film rated 2 / 5  (Guy rating: 1.8 / 5)
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Hung like a horsefly.
Sean 
  Vote (64)   
Microscoprick.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (40)   
Smallest member downstairs.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (33)   
Condom minimum.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (32)   
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie.
Yelnats 
  Vote (31)   
Wee wee-wee.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (27)   
Light tackle.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (27)   
Lead role: bit part.
RockGolf 
  Vote (24)   
Technician experiences pin prick.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (23)   
Wee Willy.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (22)   
Blown into proportion.
E.L.F 
  Vote (18)   
Wee willie winkie.
GHcool 
  Vote (17)   
Mini-meat.
bennyr81 
  Vote (17)   
Magnifying glans.
Paddy C 
  Vote (17)   
Todger = tiddler.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (16)   
Long title, short dick.
Batty 
  Vote (16)   
Pubic sector growth.
Koli 
  Vote (14)   
Penis: little, enlarged.
SoS 
  Vote (14)   
Flea Willy.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
Love story, pathetic phallusy.
[matt] 
  Vote (13)   
Willy nil-ly.
RockGolf 
  Vote (13)   
Long title, tiny schlong.
redPen 
  Vote (12)   
Peniscule Dick.
Stalean 
  Vote (12)   
Microscopic member.
Downtown 
  Vote (11)   
Me And Slim.
Downtown 
  Vote (11)   
Private particles.
tortoise 
  Vote (11)   
Just a little pinprick.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Just a small prick.
bife 
  Vote (10)   
Man's sausage ration unfair.
bife 
  Vote (10)   
Where's Willy?
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (10)   
O'Brien: 'member size matters.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (10)   
Love(gun) under lens.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (10)   
The tiniest little tadger.
GHcool 
  Vote (9)   
Un-hung hero.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (8)   
Short dicumentary.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (8)   
Microscopic prick flick.
Anthony 
  Vote (7)   
Dick Scarcely.
The General 
  Vote (7)   
Dick doesn't measure up.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (7)   
Inky dinky winky loved.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (7)   
Even more micro, soft.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Proton, neutron, electron, hard-on.
tortoise 
  Vote (7)   
'Pencil-dick' is actually boast!
randall 
  Vote (6)   
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
bife 
  Vote (6)   
Needle Dick.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Dick-inch-ian.
Ken 
  Vote (6)   
Nanodicknology.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Microbater.
Stalean 
  Vote (4)   
Focus puller.
noncentz 
  Vote (4)   
Lab technician fingers prick.
Yelnats 
  Vote (4)   
Scientist comes upon microorga(ni)sm.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (4)   
Technician has tiny fetish.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Technician Get(s) Shorty.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Tiny dong causes uproar.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (3)   
Technician likes vaginal acupuncture.
curt922 
  Vote (3)   
Technician uses micro-grope.
The General 
  Vote (3)   
Inadequacy gets magnified.
bife 
  Vote (3)   
Romantic short-comings appreciated.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote (3)   
Lil' Wang.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Technician feels little prick.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (3)   
The picayune prick.
Falken 
  Vote (3)   
Technician has 'small' desire.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Pubic forest dwarfs tree.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Teeny wennie rarely seenie.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote (2)   
Tackle comes up short.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
The tech-er pecker inspector.
queenofcats 
  Vote (2)   
Technician is pubic-spirited.
Koli 
  Vote (2)   
No see pee-pee.
arocketman 
  Vote (2)   
Dick Tiny.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (2)   
Electron bombardment triggers orgasm.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Incocksequential.
boydegg 
  Vote (2)   
Pee-wee pee-pee.
boydegg 
  Vote (2)   
The Teeny, Tiny Tallywhacker.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Foraging pubes for dick.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
A shrimp cock tale.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Trimmer triggers castration anxiety.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Dick's dick falls short.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Technician's penis enlargement.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Dick's dinky dink.
derek in orlando 
  Vote (1)   
Dick lost in pubic.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Technician scopes man's anATOMy.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (1)   
Tech loves tiny Dick.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Love measured in nanometers.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Nanodickology.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Member's smallness is ri-dick-ulous.
Catuli 
  Vote (1)   
Suitor comes up short.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Short schlong.
Chris C 
  Vote (1)   
Invisible to naked eye.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Little willie, under glass.
MguyXXV 
  Vote (1)   
Technician overlooks microscopic deficiency.
calmer 
  Vote    
The small shank's redemption.
The General 
  Vote    
Gaylord meets microscope-toting life-changer.
AC 
  Vote    
Going off half-cocked.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote    
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