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Crime, Mystery, Thriller
David Lynch
David Lynch
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Isabella Rossellini
Kyle MacLachlan
Dennis Hopper
Laura Dern
Hope Lange
Dean Stockwell
George Dickerson
Priscilla Pointer
Frances Bay
Jack Harvey
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Blue Movie

Blue Velvet

(1986)
106 reviews
Film rated 3.9 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.1 / 5)
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Kyle released from closet.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (19)   
Ear goes the neighbourhood.
mampers11 
  Vote (18)   
Hopper inhales, impales.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (15)   
From Ear to Perversity.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (12)   
Ear today, gun tomorrow.
noncentz 
  Vote (11)   
Hopper is Frankly terrifying.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
The Tell-Tale Ear.
Ali 
  Vote (9)   
Another earie Lynch film.
Downtown 
  Vote (9)   
Hopper: offscreen ear lopper.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (8)   
Hopper is a gas!
Yukon 
  Vote (7)   
Middle-American dark secrets Lynched.
Sean 
  Vote (7)   
Velvet, language both blue.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Van Gogh visited field?
Montgomery 
  Vote (6)   
Severed Ear is Lynchpin.
AuggieWren 
  Vote (6)   
Rossellini sings about textiles.
Nick 
  Vote (6)   
Ear-ly Lynch Masterpiece.
bennyr81 
  Vote (5)   
Frank sexuality.
punz 
  Vote (5)   
Kyle discovers eerie undercurrents.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (5)   
MacLachlan encounters nitroused Hopper.
turrell 
  Vote (5)   
Hoarse whisperer scares Isabella.
DELO 
  Vote (4)   
Teenager kills an asthmatic.
Saki 
  Vote (4)   
Hardy Boys, meet Lynch.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (3)   
Oxygen necessary to climax.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Hopper needs some air.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Lynch's nightmare on suburbia.
blueduck 
  Vote (3)   
Hopper: Vlad the inhaler?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Orbison music made creepy.
Real-life Lisa 
  Vote (2)   
Isabella gets Lynched.
mumbles 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper hates Heineken beer.
eeyore19 
  Vote (2)   
Ear, In dreams, Mommy!
robsalvin 
  Vote (2)   
Rossellini avoids eye contact.
Wilson Flanges 
  Vote (2)   
Intro aural; nitrous oral.
boneman 
  Vote (2)   
Bad man and robin.
soda 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper curses Blue streak.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper's comeback role: creepy!
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Lynch's Field Of Ears.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper: Pabst, blue, ribbing.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Lynch's love letter: legendary.
robmesure 
  Vote (2)   
Kyle's a closet case.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Stroke victim gets hosed
Marshall G 
  Vote (1)   
Jeffrey Nothing gets something
Marshall G 
  Vote (1)   
Lynch lends an ear.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Creepy gangster crushes lust.
stellawine 
  Vote (1)   
Lynch's quaint family film.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Dennis all Hopped up.
McKorkel 
  Vote (1)   
Lynch's smalltown freak show.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper NOT weirdest character.
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper hops on Isabella.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper needs more oxygen.
evilapple 
  Vote (1)   
Ear found. Sanity lost.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper + Stockwell = Twin Freaks.
HotSprocket 
  Vote (1)   
MacLachlan is closet pervert.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Heineken? Pabst. Blue. Ribbon.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Found ear, sociopath near.
filmini 
  Vote (1)   
Ear-ie, Lynching Hopping mad.
el guapo 
  Vote (1)   
Perverted weirdos gather here.
RKZ 
  Vote (1)   
Isabella Rossellini exmulates jaybird.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Suburbia gets Lynch-ed.
belialtwin 
  Vote (1)   
Lumberton suffers ear-ie happenings.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper, Stockwell - bad neighbors.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
It's a bloody ear'ole!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
I Am Curious (Kyle).
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Peeper meets masochist, sadist.
forcor 
  Vote (1)   
Lynch's 'Dennis the Menace'.
Badbart 
  Vote (1)   
Rossellini averts her eyes.
Dante 
  Vote    
Kyle sleuths Frank Booth.
gobsmacker 
  Vote    
Hopper going frank.
seven 
  Vote    
Freudian masochistic mastery.
Rach 
  Vote    
Hopper snorfels amyl nitrate.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Severed ear reveals secrets.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Hopper behaves 'normally'... deranged.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote    
Depraved Dennis delivers, darkly.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Lynch + Hopper + Stockwell = nightmares.
Jymkata 
  Vote    
Lynchian bizarre murder mystery.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote    
Agent Cooper finds ear.
victoria 
  Vote    
Isabella cleans Kyle's pipe.
kolo 
  Vote    
Isabella sings Bobby Vinton.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Frank drinks to fucking.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Heineken voyeur strikes again!
weegee 
  Vote    
Ear for the surreal!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kinky Hopper + masochistic Rossellini.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ear, fears, tears, Ben.
calmer 
  Vote    
Vile Kyle, Hopper shocker!
likeitis 
  Vote    
Dorothy Vallens-sing act.
belialtwin 
  Vote    
Dennis Hopped-up on oxygen.
Lobo 
  Vote    
Stockwell mimes Orbison tune.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hopper horrible huffing hepcat.
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
Hopper inhales aphrodisiac.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hopper bends MacLachlan's ear.
gilbytron 
  Vote    
Hopper's hitman has gas.
MguyXXV 
  Vote    
Hopper's successful sober comeback.
jinx 
  Vote    
Watch sadist from closet.
veloc 
  Vote    
Hopper hits the gas.
warrior 
  Vote    
Stockwell weirder than Hopper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
MacLachlan does 'chicken walk'.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jeffrey's no ordinary ear-o.
ThatwoodBTelling 
  Vote    
Peeping Kyle spies Isabella.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Rossellini fellates intruder MacLachlan.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
S+M on gas.
Batty 
  Vote    
Psycho Hopper sucks nitrous.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
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