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David Zucker
Jim Abrahams
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Peter Cushing
Val Kilmer
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Top Secret!

(1984)
46 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Chick rating: 4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4 / 5)
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.pohskoob hsidewS stisiv laV
rri1 
  Vote (19)   
Val's not Mel Torme.
GHcool 
  Vote (6)   
Faux King, Secret Agent.
Turducken 
  Vote (4)   
Bull romances Gateway mascot.
duh 
  Vote (3)   
Val, WW2: Zuck amok!
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Talking Latrines. Rocking Rivers.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Vichy contains Rivers.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
New sport: Skeet surfing!
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
Germans are Zucked in.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Four decades collide goofily.
redPen 
  Vote (2)   
Spy spoof, Zucker punchlined.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Nazis and Elvis parodied.
Ken 
  Vote (2)   
Very realistic cow disguise.
Wheelz 
  Vote (2)   
Val threatens onstage suicide.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
French resistance helps Val.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Swedish scene filmed backwards.
eeyore19 
  Vote (1)   
Pantomime cow infiltrates castle.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Treacherous Villiers gets cow-humped.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Cushing plays scene backwards.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Omar Sharif gets trash-compacted.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Val serenades skeet surfers.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
'Spy Hard' circa WWII.
Falken 
  Vote (1)   
Val plays Vichy Elvis.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Kilmer recommends 'Anal Intruder'.
MFNickster 
  Vote (1)   
WWII espionage gets perZ.A.Z.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Rock comes to Germany.
Animagess 
  Vote    
Spy's a complete zucker.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Pop idol vs. communists.
veloc 
  Vote    
Kilmer plays cardboard guitar.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Val's Rivers of Rock.
Josh the cat 
  Vote    
Rock star defeats Germans.
Livewire 
  Vote    
Elvis impersonator foils Nazis.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Rock irritates sour Krauts.
SmokestackJones 
  Vote    
'Anal Intruder' attacks attorney.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Slapstick starts Kilmer's career.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Val Kilmer is funny.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Val flows as Rivers.
MguyXXV 
  Vote    
French resist East Germans?
MguyXXV 
  Vote    
Espionage involving ersatz Elvis.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote    
Saloon beat-up in river.
The Person who... 
  Vote    
Kilmer's singing doesn't Zuck.
mucklady 
  Vote    
Girls love Nick Rivers.
silly 
  Vote    
Nazis. Elvis. Kilmer. Resistance.
Puzzgal 
  Vote    
'Airplane'-style wartime spoof .
big g 
  Vote    
Kilmer joins French resistance.
Tori 
  Vote    
Bad Val saves Resistance.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
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