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Reviews by 'Animagess'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
565
reviews published to date.
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King Kong (2005)
Dame, dirty ape.
Dec 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Lord Of War (2005)
Gunfellas.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Valiant (2005)
Pigeon RAF'ls his feathers.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Snyd-er look at Romero.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Sirius falls to 'arch'-enemy.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hypercube: Cube 2 (2002)
Cube has five dimensions.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Movie is pure Carell.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
No tender loving Carell.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Almost fifty, first dates.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Die Hard (1988)
Twelve Terrorists of Christmas.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Without A Paddle (2004)
Seth is Green camper.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Deliverance (1972)
Hillbilly explores Beatty's backwoods.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty, Without A Paddle.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Tri-derman.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Taking umbrage at Umbridge.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sky High (2005)
'Incredibles' back to school.
Aug 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Island, The (2005)
Kenobi revisits 'Clones'.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cube Zero (2004)
Workers 1, cube 0.
Jul 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Saddest Music In The World, The (2003)
Beer glasses are legs.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Saddest Music In The World, The (2003)
Musical Maddin-ess.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cube (1997)
Whacked-in-the-box.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Cock-oa beans.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Bend It Like Bruce.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Stealth (2005)
Fighter jet says HAL-o.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Willy Wonka's 'Chocolat' Factory.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Island, The (2005)
Ewan meets his maker.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Island, The (2005)
Cloney Island.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Hugger tree.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy (1996)
Sketch team are Proz(ac).
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Steamboy (2004)
Otomo blows hot air.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
ODC: Obsessive DiCaprio.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
From The Manger To The Cross (1912)
The first silent night.
Jun 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The (2005)
Jean splicing.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Watcher, The (2000)
Reeves Spader alone!
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
More-on Enron.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Hostile hostel.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bewitched (2005)
Kidman tries sitcom Salem.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Saved! (2004)
Not so Virgin Mary.
May 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
XXX XXX.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
House Of Wax (2005)
Paris pokes pliable perils.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Dirty words.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Jesus is the Rock-er.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Face melted to Palp-atine.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Re-burn of the Jedi.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Multiplicity (1996)
'Four Keaton film' review.
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Corporation, The (2003)
Bowling for Colum-buy.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spanglish (2004)
Sandler's acting is o-que.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Forty two thumbs up.
May 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Adams throws in towel.
May 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Two Electronic Thumbs up.
May 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Chicken Little (2005)
Chickens run, Area 51.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kinsey (2004)
Sex, Actually.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Williams's first 'Doubtfire' role.
May 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Bond woos Flying Nun.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Life Of Brian (1979)
A gliblical epic.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride is frigid.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
PMS: Post-Mickey Short.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
Disney's 'Red October'.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Broad trip.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Glen Or Glenda (1953)
G(l)ender bender.
Apr 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)
Faust-paced horror musical.
Apr 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Curse of the Unwed.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Corpse Bride (2005)
The Wedding Zombie.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Death did them part.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Corpse Bride (2005)
The wife, From Hell.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride has cold feet.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Simultaneous funeral, wedding preperations.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's marriage dec(l)ays.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Corpse Bride (2005)
Wife from the Deppths.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Wife and death.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
All The President's Men (1976)
Hoffman meets his Watergate.
Apr 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Zardoz (1974)
Prepare to Zar-doze.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cars (2006)
Cars race Grand Prix-ar.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Black, white, yellow, Red-riguez.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Therapist finds beautiful mind.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Jacket, The (2005)
The Brody-fly Effect.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Detectives split in Twain.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Peter climbs superimposed walls.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wolf (1994)
Spader needs spa(y)ding.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mr. 3000 (2004)
2997 hit wonder.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Rockwell is two-faced president.
Mar 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
True Colors (1991)
Spader crusader, Cusack sacked.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
Marvel's Incredoubles.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)
Cerebral cereal, Jurassic lark.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Scattering Ashes in windmill.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ashes, two Ashes.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Adam's Rib (1949)
Hepburn hip, Tracy ribbed.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Duck, dodgers!
Mar 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
George, Harry, Potter weasely.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Second 'Stepford' bored.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)
Germany's capitalist shopping Spree-wald.
Mar 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Constantine (2005)
The Matrix (divine) Retributions.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tampopo (1985)
Ramen Western.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Door In The Floor, The (2004)
One-third Irving, all un-nerving.
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Night At The Roxbury, A (1998)
Dumb, Dumber, disco.
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Trilogy is Bourne out.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
The Bourne Pen-Ultimatum.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Ash finally becomes King.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Arthur (2004)
Arthur, Guenevere have Sax-on.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Constantine (2005)
Constantine needs constant nicotine.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
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