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Reviews by 'Animagess'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
565
reviews published to date.
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Zardoz (1974)
Prepare to Zar-doze.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Yu-Gi-Oh! (2004)
Yu-Gi-Oh-no.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks maligned, romantic online.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
XXX XXX.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
XXx (2002)
ZZZ.
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
X2 (2003)
Stryker undone, duplified fun.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
X (1996)
Everyone dies (X-ept Kamui).
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Spy tangles with TWINE.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Williams's first 'Doubtfire' role.
May 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wolf (1994)
Spader needs spa(y)ding.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Seth is Green camper.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
The Devil likes Cher-ries.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Hell is the pits.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wings Of Honneamise (1987)
Japan's ragtag space program.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004)
Romance a Tad contrived.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Dahl has sweet tooth.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wilbur Wants To Kill Himself (2002)
Kill Wil(bur).
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Wacky Willis whacks people.
May 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
White Chicks (2004)
Wayans' (white) World.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Rock-y treasure hunt.
Nov 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)
Cerebral cereal, Jurassic lark.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Watcher, The (2000)
Reeves Spader alone!
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
War Games (1983)
Tic-tac-toe = country's last defence.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Clay people get sheepish.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Caught with pants on!
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Boys 'chaste' suicidal girls.
May 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Village, The (2004)
Unspoken pact, unseen creatures.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Village Of The Damned (1995)
Extraterrestrial children eye village.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)
Talk to 'D' hand.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Valiant (2005)
Pigeon RAF'ls his feathers.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Unbreakable (2000)
Jackson breaks a leg.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Unbreakable (2000)
Superhero in denial.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Willis gets hydrophobic.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Twister (1996)
Paxton does the twist.
May 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Twins (1988)
Arnie, Devito share genes.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Harris remotely controls Carrey.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
True Lies (1994)
Two Arnolds undercover.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
True Colors (1991)
Spader crusader, Cusack sacked.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
TRON (1982)
Light show inside computer.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
TRON (1982)
Sentient software saves system.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Tremors (1990)
Worms with cliffed chins.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Trekkies (1997)
Quirks and Kirks.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Treed Murray (2001)
Life's a birch.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Trading Places (1983)
Stockbrokers break billionnaire.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Toys (1992)
The original 'Small Soldiers'.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Woody meets own franchise.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Toy Story (1995)
Space toy is disarmed.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Toy Story (1995)
Disney's 'About A Toy'.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Top Secret! (1984)
Rock comes to Germany.
Jul 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin time for crossdressing!
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tombstone (1993)
Kilmer sees, coughs red.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
Miracles under Tokyo Tower.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Timeline (2003)
Archeologists unearth plot holes.
May 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Tideland (2005)
Gilliam fans tided over.
Jan 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Throw Momma From The Train (1987)
Happy Mother's slay.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Broad trip.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Two women discover crime.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
The Good Girl (2002)
Good girl, bag boy.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
The Cutting Edge: The Magic Of Movie Editing (2004)
Story of celluloid splicing.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
The Clearing (2004)
Anti-climactic kidnapping all business(men).
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Metal skeleton badly animated.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
'Robot vs hunk-y' 3.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000's life cut Schwartz.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Robert Patrick's acting fluid.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000 not dead Furlong.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Team America: World Police (2004)
America F-bombs Iraq.
Oct 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Political puppets who kill.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Puppet government.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Politicians needled on threads.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Marionettal intercourse.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Thunderbirds go South Park.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Teacher's Pet (2004)
Disney's Pinnochiuahua.
Sep 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Tank Girl (1995)
Tanks and tank tops.
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Tampopo (1985)
Ramen Western.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Superman (1978)
Hint: Not bird, plane.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Super Size Me (2004)
Micky D's can't appease.
May 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Nincompatible with attention span.
May 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Stupidity (2003)
Duh-cumentary.
Jan 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
PMS: Post-Mickey Short.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
Disney's 'Red October'.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Second 'Stepford' bored.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Steamboy (2004)
Otomo blows hot air.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stealth (2005)
Fighter jet says HAL-o.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Monosyllabic dwarf watches trains.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Film's 'Fin' cut short.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Re-burn of the Jedi.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Face melted to Palp-atine.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Intergalactic 'Save Whales' campaign.
May 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Stalin (1992)
Duvall is just Stalin.
Dec 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spirited Away (2001)
Miyazaki explores Japanese Wonderland.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spiral (2000)
Higuchinsky goes in circles.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Spiral (2000)
Plot revolves around revolving.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Tri-derman.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Octopus gets arachnophobia.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Octavius, Maguire's spines maligned.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spiderman's life gets off-track.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Maguire hurts his back.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Webbing bells ring.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
8-Legged Geek.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Speed (1994)
Bus takes explosive detour.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Page Range
Zardoz <---> Speed
Sparta <---> Multip
Mulhol <---> Jason
Jacket <---> Edward
Ed Woo <---> Bourne
Bourne <---> 102 Da
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