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Reviews by 'bennyr81'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2423
reviews published to date.
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Sweet, black, roasted Coffey.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Matrix, The (1999)
One knows kung fu.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Before Night Falls (2000)
Poet in Depp shit.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Warriors, The (1979)
NYC: the big grapple.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nut tries to bolt.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(55)
Hells Angels On Wheels (1967)
Easy riders: raging bulls.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HALlucinogenic monkey madness.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Straight Story, The (1999)
The lawnmower man.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Droogs going (mo)loko.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Death of a klansman.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
K-PAX (2001)
KP phone home.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Fight Club (1999)
Tyler's burden-ed norton.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Snake & Crane Arts Of Shaolin (1978)
The eight masters technique.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Here guns the Bride.
May 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Johnny moronic.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Scarlett sucks Bob's knob.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
American Beauty (1999)
(Mo)Lester's mid-life-crisis.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Stallone's Grime and Gunishment.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Monroe shakes, Lemmon twists.
May 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Kings cereal-killer thriller.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Pesci plays wiseguy again.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
PMTV.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Lexicon of love-making.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Animal Farm (1954)
Orwell's Notorious P.I.G.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
French Connection II (1975)
Popeye le jailor man.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Bad Education (2004)
Pedrophilia, queens and church.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Attack of clones...dude.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino's A to Zed.
May 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Othello (1995)
Black knight, green monster.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Mask, The (1994)
The Ipciss File.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Yorkshire pudding's hot stuff.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Spiritual Kung-fu (1978)
Chan: chinese ghostbuster.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando Malden re:union.
May 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Quentin's slaughter-colours masterpiece.
May 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Teenag-ing of the shrew.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Singleton's West-Side story.
May 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Animal House (1978)
The Frat Pack.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
8 Mile (2002)
Marshall's Art: Freestyle rabbit-ing.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Birdcage, The (1996)
The Fisher Queen.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Foreman feels butterfly effect.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Black Pearl's Ungrateful Undead.
May 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Quadrophenia (1979)
Brighton Rock(ers) V Mods.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Beautiful Girls (1996)
Dillon's Blonde on Blonde.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda dozen't agree.
May 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
The Motorcar Diaries.
May 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Michael NRAges Moore people.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Manhattan (1979)
Woody's B/W NYmphette,.
May 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
North By Northwest (1959)
Hitchcock's Cary-on running.
May 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Ripley's game, John's hurt.
May 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Gonzo's 1971 Spaced-out Odyssey.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Purely Belter (2000)
Teenagers's Toon-Army appeal.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Benigni's tragicomic midnight expresso.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Office Space (1999)
Milton's Paradise Found.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Cocoon (1985)
Bold age pensioners.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Jackie out-foxes Jackson.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Boogie Nights (1997)
Wahlberg is 'King Dong'.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Blow (2001)
Depp behind enemies lines.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monster (2003)
Murder: Pro's and Cons.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Ang Lee's WuDan Klan.
May 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
28 Days Later (2002)
Boyle's radioactive Lore.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
OK Computer's Paranoid android.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Che! (1969)
Story of liberty. Palance.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Mork is Mindy.
May 10, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Idiots, The (1998)
Prancers in the Park.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
A Man And A Woman (1966)
Jean Louis' Je t'Aimee.
May 10, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(9)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Oranges and Lemons.....Rats!!
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
City Of God (2002)
Ghetto: Rockets 'shooting' range.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Robocop (1987)
Murphy's Law.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Seventh Seal, The (1957)
Black death...Block's Knight.
May 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Ben's Lesbian Affleckions.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)
Wells' A broad abroad.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Mask (1985)
Bogdanovich's 'The Elephant Boy'.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wild One, The (1953)
Brando's Rebel motorcycle crew.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Shaft (1971)
Undercover Brother.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Superfly (1972)
Peddlar Priest wants out.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan's month of McDonalds.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Children Of The Century, The (1999)
Kury's Rome and Juliette.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dogma (1999)
Scion-Fiction. Abortee affleckted.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
The temperature Bush burns.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Revenge of the Sith-allus.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
�tre Et Avoir (2002)
Frenchies learn their ABC's.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Battle Royale (2000)
Japanese detention for sadists.
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Clubbed To Death (Lola) (1996)
La Human Traffic.
May 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Weapon of mass eruption.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Peeping Tom (1960)
Pyschopathic Pornothologist.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monkey And Another, Boxing (1891)
'Gorilla' warfare.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
My Left Foot (1989)
Biopic of Christy Brown.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
First Wives Club, The (1996)
Desperate (ex) Housewives.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Master With Cracked Fingers (1974)
Chan's Revenge beggars belief.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Killer Meteors, The (1976)
Jackie's Chinese Superman.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Enfants Du Paradis, Les (1945)
Silent love silenced.
May 16, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Mis�rables, Les (1998)
Rush in revolution (French).
May 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Smuggler Han gets Fu-nishment.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dognapper, The (1934)
Snoop doggy...rob.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Cromwell (1970)
The Crown Duels...loses.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando's rage against Ma-Sheen.
May 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Fist Of Fury (1972)
Bruce Lee conquers Japan.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Black Samurai (1976)
Black Knight D.R.A.G.O.N slayer.
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
King And I, The (1956)
Singing in the reign.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(41)
Nikita (1990)
Besson's Nice ASSassin.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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