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Reviews by 'bennyr81'
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with a total of
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Rash�mon (1950)
3 views on rape.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Kurosawa's magnificant seven swordsmen.
May 29, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
What Have I Done To Deserve This? (1984)
Pedro's dysfunctional family life.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Before Night Falls (2000)
Poet in Depp shit.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Black samurai whacks mob.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
DeNiro plays young Vito.
May 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Samoura�, Le (1967)
Black pianist aids hitman.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Samurai Rebellion (1967)
Yogoro marries leader's mistress.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Scarface (1983)
Cuban exile sells 'yeyo'.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Seventh Seal, The (1957)
Black death...Block's Knight.
May 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HALlucinogenic monkey madness.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Amadeus (1984)
Punk mocks Court Composer.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Audrey listens for orgasms.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Am�lie (2001)
Kassovitz likes photograph jigsaws.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Metro Gnome.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Italian director's cinematic upbringing.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
City Of God (2002)
Ghetto: Rockets 'shooting' range.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clubbed To Death (Lola) (1996)
La Human Traffic.
May 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Ang Lee's WuDan Klan.
May 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Dolce Vita, La (1960)
Marcello: playboy gossip columnist.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Fanny And Alexander (1982)
Bergman's 5 hour childhood.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Fargo (1996)
McDormand: pregnant cop, Yah.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kid Stays In The Picture, The (2002)
Biopic of Robert Evans.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Here guns the Bride.
May 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill killed for Kiddo-fiddling.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Killer, The (1989)
Myopic muse hinders hitman.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Man Bites Dog (1992)
Belgian murders postmen monthly.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Mystery Of Chess Boxing, The (1979)
Jack checkmates Ghostface Killer.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Psycho (1960)
Pickled Perkins jabs Janet.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino's A to Zed.
May 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Samurai Assassin (1965)
Mifune kills biological father.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sanjuro (1962)
Roamin' ronin battles Nakadai.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Oskar winner: Feinnes loser.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Shao Lin Men (1976)
Jackie, woodcutter, kills sammo.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shao Lin Vs. Wu Dang (1981)
Wu-Tang's 8 Divine Sword.
May 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Creepy King/Kubrick classic.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shogun Assassin (1980)
Ogami Itto seeks revenge.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shogun Assassin (1980)
Baby cart series begins.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
Bergman's Egerman affair.
Jul 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Superfly (1972)
Peddlar Priest wants out.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sword Of Doom, The (1966)
Ryonusoke deflowers victim's wife.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Touch Of Zen, A (1971)
Chinese classic debuts Sammo.
Jul 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey Byrnes Gabriel alive.
Jul 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Parents revenge raped girl.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Old professor confronts life.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (1988)
Heartbroken actress drugs cops.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Z (1969)
Journalist upheaves French generals.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Z (1969)
Costa-Gavras gets Z-listed.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
400 Blows, The (1959)
Truffaut's mischievous boy debut.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Tale of two Nics.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
All About My Mother (1999)
Esteban dies chasing autograph.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
All About My Mother (1999)
Nun has ladyboy's baby.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
(Mo)Lester's mid-life-crisis.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
American Friend, The (1977)
Ripley's warm-up Game.
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
American History X (1998)
Prison enlightens Nazi norton.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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American Splendor (2003)
Bored Pekar pens comics.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Marty almost a motherf---er.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(30)
Back To The Future (1985)
McFly helps parents meet.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Bad Education (2004)
Pedrophilia, queens and church.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Bande � Part (1964)
Odile aids criminal duo.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Barbarian Invasions, The (2003)
Canadian professor's last supper.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Battle Royale (2000)
Japanese detention for sadists.
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Newlydeads conjure up Keaton.
Oct 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Belle De Jour (1967)
Deneuve's diverse masochistic fantasies.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Animated tour de france.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Enslaved Heston s(h)ieks revenge.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Benny & Joon (1993)
Depply eccentric Buster boy.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Black Samurai (1976)
Black Knight D.R.A.G.O.N slayer.
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Brooks' black (cowboy) comedy.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Cowboy boots and Gene-s.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blow Up (1966)
Snappy snapper captures cadaver.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Bankrobbing duo finally Dunaway.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Beatty, Dunaway's ammo-rous connection.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Brazil (1985)
When Orwell meets Dali.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Casablanca (1942)
Bogart, Bergman 'Blanca Bar.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Hanks cheques out Leo.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chinatown (1974)
Jake investigates water scandal.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Chuck's delusions of assassination.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman plays ova eater.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Desperado (1995)
Rodriguez' Burrito Western 2.
May 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Dirty dancer's a paedophile.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Scott starts nuclear holocaust.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Elliot drew ET home.
Jun 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ed Wood (1994)
'Worst director' appears Depp.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Gothic Depp cut Price.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp sharply fingers Winona.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Entre Tinieblas (1983)
Church is local junk-yard.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Falling Down (1993)
L.A sends Douglas loca.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Tyler's burden-ed norton.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
Luca sleeps with fishes.
May 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Clint's original Leone King.
Jul 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Pesci stabs made-man.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray's day keeps repeating.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Lost in (day) transition.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
I Live In Fear (1955)
Atomic annihilation frightens foundryman.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Despairing Stewart meets Angel.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
JFK (1991)
Stone shows snuff short.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
L.A(ussies).P.D.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Cop Crowe bags Basinger.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Commercial comic's Nippon nightmare.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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