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Reviews by 'queenofcats'
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with a total of
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Blob, The (1958)
As slime goes by.
Aug 21, 2004
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(42)
Psycho (1960)
Bates disintegrates.
Aug 22, 2004
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Psycho (1960)
Master Bates showering hates.
Aug 22, 2004
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(5)
Madonna: Truth Or Dare (1991)
Truth is, Madonna sucks.
Aug 24, 2004
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(10)
Titanic (1997)
Titanic waste of money.
Aug 24, 2004
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(13)
Titanic (1997)
Love on the rocks.
Aug 24, 2004
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(1)
Big Daddy (1999)
Sonny 'Depends' on Sandler.
Aug 25, 2004
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(6)
Big Daddy (1999)
Plays pee pee Papa.
Aug 25, 2004
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(1)
Robocop (1987)
Tin man goes copper.
Aug 25, 2004
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(12)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
McMurphy has incredible patients.
Aug 25, 2004
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(3)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Wretched Ratched, hacked Jack.
Aug 25, 2004
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(4)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Back To The Kutcher.
Aug 25, 2004
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(38)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
John's marketability also resuscitated.
Aug 27, 2004
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(2)
Madonna: Truth Or Dare (1991)
Material girl makes 'cockumentary'.
Aug 27, 2004
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(3)
Catwoman (2004)
Halle likes whipped cream.
Aug 28, 2004
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(2)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Don't 'cross' this girl!
Aug 28, 2004
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(12)
Revenge Of Mr. Willie (1999)
Mr. Willie spits back.
Aug 29, 2004
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(2)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Wed and dead people.
Aug 31, 2004
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(7)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Eight wed, one dead.
Aug 31, 2004
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(7)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lion lies, Tinman cries.
Aug 31, 2004
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Mocumentally, Reiner never finer.
Aug 31, 2004
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(2)
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999)
Fonzie parts in space.
Sep 2, 2004
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(1)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
From pimples to PMS.
Sep 4, 2004
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(7)
Clean And Sober (1988)
Morgan Freeman against freebasing.
Sep 4, 2004
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(1)
Collateral (2004)
Tom Cruisin' for carcasses.
Sep 4, 2004
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(3)
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Cock and hole President.
Sep 4, 2004
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(6)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Deja-Vu To A Kill.
Sep 5, 2004
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(17)
Casino (1995)
Robert rolling, Sharon stoned.
Sep 7, 2004
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(2)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
The tech-er pecker inspector.
Sep 7, 2004
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(2)
Crop Circles: Quest For Truth (2002)
Just a corny superstition.
Sep 7, 2004
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(4)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Buildings bashed, Bush blamed.
Sep 8, 2004
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(2)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Pumped Gump, sad lieutenant.
Sep 8, 2004
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Disguised commercial for shrimp.
Sep 8, 2004
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(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Have Gump will travel.
Sep 8, 2004
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(1)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Baldwin's psycho, Lemmon's twisted.
Sep 8, 2004
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(2)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Lord strikes a chord.
Sep 10, 2004
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(13)
American Beauty (1999)
Drugs make Kevin Spacey.
Sep 10, 2004
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(25)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tim hides Raquel's hole.
Sep 10, 2004
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(12)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tax Man Of Alcatraz.
Sep 10, 2004
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(18)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Andy gets busy digging.
Sep 10, 2004
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(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tim's trowels and tribulations.
Sep 10, 2004
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(13)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Andy Dufrain's calendar girls.
Sep 10, 2004
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(3)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Nicolas 'desperately seeking Boozin''.
Sep 11, 2004
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(10)
Green Card (1990)
Romance, plants, avoid France.
Sep 11, 2004
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(1)
Green Card (1990)
Andie says 'I Dieu'.
Sep 11, 2004
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(10)
Green Card (1990)
Deported Depardieu must departieu.
Sep 11, 2004
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(15)
Green Card (1990)
Depardieu-ing his husbandly dieu-ties.
Sep 11, 2004
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(2)
Green Card (1990)
Depardieu becomes a hAndie-man.
Sep 11, 2004
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(7)
Animal House (1978)
Rude impolite food fight.
Sep 11, 2004
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(2)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
The supernatural meets camping.
Sep 11, 2004
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(7)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
How can Depp Ryd-her?
Sep 11, 2004
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(8)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Tim Burton: shear genius.
Sep 11, 2004
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(20)
Crop Circles: Quest For Truth (2002)
William Gazecki gets a-round.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
Short Circuit (1986)
Insatiable robot needs input.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
Short Circuit (1986)
Ally has Hal pal.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
Short Circuit (1986)
Short robot does circuit.
Sep 12, 2004
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(1)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Crickets lose their voices.
Sep 12, 2004
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(4)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
No Holly jolly ending.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
The Cricket's last chirp.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
The day music died.
Sep 12, 2004
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(3)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Holly: the plane truth.
Sep 12, 2004
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(4)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Band fell to earth.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Holly goes to Heaven.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Crickets die before Beatles.
Sep 12, 2004
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(7)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Rock singer hits bottom.
Sep 12, 2004
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(4)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Rocker on the rocks.
Sep 12, 2004
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(1)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
The Buddy Fall-y Story.
Sep 12, 2004
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(5)
Flying Saucers Over Hollywood: The Plan 9 Companion (1992)
Planumentary.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
Flying Saucers Over Hollywood: The Plan 9 Companion (1992)
Film Wood explain Plan.
Sep 12, 2004
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(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Baz's Romeo & Dude-ette.
Sep 12, 2004
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(3)
Next Voice You Hear..., The (1950)
Good Morning Jesus Christ!
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Aid not so Kool.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Jimmy Jones Die-ary.
Sep 12, 2004
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(7)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Birth of Franken-schlong.
Sep 13, 2004
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(2)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Feeling a 'sexual healing'.
Sep 13, 2004
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(5)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Twit tests torn tool.
Sep 13, 2004
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(3)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Scares size 14 women.
Sep 14, 2004
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(10)
Rain Man (1988)
Hoff-man, Hoff-genius.
Sep 14, 2004
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(9)
Rain Man (1988)
Tom and Raymond Cruise.
Sep 14, 2004
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(4)
Pacific Heights (1990)
Michael every landlord's nightmare.
Sep 16, 2004
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(1)
Pacific Heights (1990)
Psycho Mike-o's mental rental.
Sep 16, 2004
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(1)
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Veggies that ate Versailles.
Sep 17, 2004
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(8)
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Legumes consume.
Sep 17, 2004
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(2)
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Tomatoes have Eiffel power.
Sep 17, 2004
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(9)
Pacific Heights (1990)
House rented, tenant demented.
Sep 17, 2004
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(2)
Pacific Heights (1990)
Boarder 'out of order'.
Sep 17, 2004
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(5)
Pacific Heights (1990)
Frisco Cisco cheap creep.
Sep 17, 2004
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(2)
Pacific Heights (1990)
Housing horror hits Heights.
Sep 17, 2004
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(1)
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Carrey wired as usual.
Sep 17, 2004
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(4)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Legumes lash out.
Sep 17, 2004
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Fruit of the doom.
Sep 17, 2004
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(22)
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
Avoiding 'The Pod Squad'.
Sep 19, 2004
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Disco Godfather (1979)
'Scarface' with disco balls.
Sep 19, 2004
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(2)
Disco Godfather (1979)
Dolemite doles out justice.
Sep 19, 2004
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(2)
Son Of Kong, The (1933)
Chimp off old block.
Sep 19, 2004
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(24)
Super Size Me (2004)
30 day re-flab-ilitation program.
Sep 19, 2004
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(5)
Super Size Me (2004)
Guarantees extra large life.
Sep 19, 2004
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(8)
Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Godzilla knocks over windmills.
Sep 20, 2004
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(3)
Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Godzilla makes Hollandaise sauce.
Sep 20, 2004
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(4)
Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Godzilla's Dutch treat.
Sep 20, 2004
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