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Reviews by 'queenofcats'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 869 reviews published to date.

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Blob, The (1958)

As slime goes by.

Aug 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (42)

Butterfly Effect, The (2004)

Back To The Kutcher.

Aug 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (38)

American Beauty (1999)

Drugs make Kevin Spacey.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (25)

Son Of Kong, The (1933)

Chimp off old block.

Sep 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (24)

Story Of Cement, The (1978)

Groutest Story Ever Told.

Feb 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (23)

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Fruit of the doom.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (22)

Stepford Wives, The (2004)

Batteried Wives.

Nov 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (21)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Tim Burton: shear genius.

Sep 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (20)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

The world's a cage.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Tax Man Of Alcatraz.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (18)

Dead Zone, The (1983)

Deja-Vu To A Kill.

Sep 5, 2004
Unscored

Vote (17)

Schindler's List (1993)

Courage under fuehrer.

May 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)

Animal fagnetism.

Dec 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (16)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

Bard Boys, Bard Boys...

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Urine (1999)

Movie rated 'Pee-G'.

Jan 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Beverly Hillbillies, The (1993)

I see Jed's people.

Oct 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (15)

Erotic Dreams Of Cleopatra, The (1985)

Tits and Asps.

Feb 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Green Card (1990)

Deported Depardieu must departieu.

Sep 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (15)

Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)

Operation makes 'vas deferens'.

May 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

School of Bard knocks.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

Lord strikes a chord.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

Sexual Magic (2001)

Hocus poke-us.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Tim's trowels and tribulations.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

Titanic (1997)

Titanic waste of money.

Aug 24, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

VeggieTales: The End Of Silliness? More Really Silly Songs! (1998)

Lettuce entertain you.

Dec 9, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

Confessions Of A Male Prostitute (1992)

Career pain in ass.

May 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Depp sculptures ladies bushes.

Oct 5, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Exorcist, The (1973)

Don't 'cross' this girl!

Aug 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)

Pop goes the diesel.

Aug 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Hook (1991)

Hook, lines and Tinker.

Nov 8, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Robocop (1987)

Tin man goes copper.

Aug 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

JAILius Caesar.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Tim hides Raquel's hole.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Naked Party Games (1997)

Blindman's Muff.

Nov 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (11)

Oliver! (1968)

Bill's a total Sike-o.

Mar 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

Wordman of Alcatraz.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)

These thieves are Kraft-y.

Jan 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Green Card (1990)

Andie says 'I Dieu'.

Sep 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

Nicolas 'desperately seeking Boozin''.

Sep 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

As You Lick It.

Dec 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

Poetry in lotion.

Feb 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

Shagspeare.

Feb 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Madonna: Truth Or Dare (1991)

Truth is, Madonna sucks.

Aug 24, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Sex Aliens (1986)

Starship Enter-thighs.

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)

Follow the 'Bleater'.

Jan 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)

Scares size 14 women.

Sep 14, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Sixteen Years Of Alcohol (2003)

The Way We Slur.

Apr 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-scared? (1994)

'Lettuce' not be afraid.

Oct 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Washing Gold On 20 Above Hunker, Klondike (1901)

Laundering money.

Feb 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Bestiality (1976)

Owner finds 'Rover' fetching.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)

Tomatoes have Eiffel power.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Rain Man (1988)

Hoff-man, Hoff-genius.

Sep 14, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Return Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1988)

Re-veg is sweet!

Oct 22, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

As-You-Ri-ot.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Cat-women Of The Moon (1953)

Littered with Lunachicks.

Dec 24, 2004
Unscored

Vote (8)

Continuing Adventures Of The Rolling Stones, The (1989)

Rock of Aged.

May 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

How can Depp Ryd-her?

Sep 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (8)

Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)

Veggies that ate Versailles.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (8)

Last Tango In Paris (1972)

Nobody does it butter.

Jul 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

She-Devil (1989)

Barr Wars.

Mar 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Story Of Mount Rushmore: America In Stone, The (1994)

America's 'Slab Four'.

Dec 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (8)

Super Size Me (2004)

Guarantees extra large life.

Sep 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (8)

13 Going On 30 (2004)

From pimples to PMS.

Sep 4, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Bikini Party Massacre (2002)

Hacked to 'itsy bits'.

Jan 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

The supernatural meets camping.

Sep 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Stand by your band.

Sep 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)

A-lion.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)

Luke I'm your Psychic.

Oct 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)

Wed and dead people.

Aug 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)

Eight wed, one dead.

Aug 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)

Godzilla 'clogs' his arteries.

Sep 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Green Card (1990)

Depardieu becomes a hAndie-man.

Sep 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)

Jimmy Jones Die-ary.

Sep 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

'No holds Bard' entertainment.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

They've done 'verse' crimes.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)

Goat does 'baaaad' deed.

Jan 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Some Like It Hot (1959)

Lady And The Trannies.

Oct 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Soylent Green (1973)

Human beans.

May 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

The Buddy Holly Story (1978)

Crickets die before Beatles.

Sep 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Winnie The Pooh & Christmas Too (1991)

Cold snow, warm Pooh.

Jan 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Aladdin (1992)

Morkage in a bottle.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)

Fight if you Frigidaire!

May 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Beheading Chinese (1903)

Execute now - chop chop!

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Bestiality (1976)

All bone, no bite.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Big Daddy (1999)

Sonny 'Depends' on Sandler.

Aug 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)

Cock and hole President.

Sep 4, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Bingo! The Documentary (1999)

Never B-4 explored topic.

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Bingo! The Documentary (1999)

Pleasant, interesting, B-9 movie.

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Born Free (1966)

Release lion, or 'Elsa'.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Chocolate Sperm (2001)

Erection confection.

Jan 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Dracula: Pages From A Virgin's Diary (2002)

'Frigid Bones Diary'.

Dec 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Fatty's Wine Party (1914)

Chunky gets drunky.

Feb 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Jailhouse Rock (1957)

Rock and parole flick.

Oct 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Cained Tuna.

Apr 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Legends Of The Fall (1994)

Pitt becomes bear shit.

Jan 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

Rosencrantz, Guildenstern are hard.

Feb 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)

Left me feeling 'incensed'.

Jan 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

As You Knife It.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

Canned HAMlet.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy (2000)

Looking for Mr. Gaybar.

Jun 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

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