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Reviews by 'queenofcats'
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with a total of
869
reviews published to date.
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Father And Daughter (2000)
Dutch Father/ Daughter fodder.
Jan 24, 2006
Unscored
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American Kickboxer (1991)
$100,000 bogus B.J. battle.
Aug 10, 2005
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Mr. Jealousy (1997)
Stoltz obsessed and insecure.
Aug 6, 2005
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Pride Of St. Louis, The (1952)
Dailey stops feeling dizzy.
Aug 3, 2005
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Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)
Car passengers SEVERerly disabled.
Aug 3, 2005
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Columbo: Blueprint For Murder (1972)
Columbo finds concrete evidence.
Aug 3, 2005
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(2)
Columbo: Blueprint For Murder (1972)
Columbo's case has foundation.
Aug 3, 2005
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(1)
Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)
Pop goes the diesel.
Aug 3, 2005
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(12)
Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)
It's raining dead people.
Aug 3, 2005
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Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)
Cop finds limb pickin's.
Aug 3, 2005
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(4)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Tiger Woods has balls.
Aug 2, 2005
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(1)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Tiger's hole in one.
Aug 2, 2005
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(1)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Clubs all the stereotypes.
Aug 2, 2005
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(2)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Tiger right on course.
Aug 1, 2005
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(1)
Fighting Forest Fires With Power Pumps (1953)
Canadians get fired up.
Aug 1, 2005
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(2)
Tee For Two (1945)
Tom's jerry bad game.
Aug 1, 2005
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(1)
Fighting Forest Fires With Power Pumps (1953)
Firefighters get pumped up.
Aug 1, 2005
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(3)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Snow brick, good, thick.
Jul 31, 2005
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(3)
Fighting Forest Fires With Power Pumps (1953)
Protecting our coun-tree's resources.
Jul 31, 2005
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Tee For Two (1945)
Mouse a golfing louse.
Jul 31, 2005
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Tee For Two (1945)
Jerry sabotages Tom's balls.
Jul 31, 2005
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(1)
Way Of The Eskimo, The (1911)
Steady diet of sushi.
Jul 31, 2005
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(2)
Pride Of St. Louis, The (1952)
Dizzy gets busy livin'.
Jul 29, 2005
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Pizza My Heart (2005)
Montebello, Pepperona, in Verona.
Jul 24, 2005
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(1)
Bollywood Queen (2002)
When worlds Kalidas.
Jul 24, 2005
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(3)
Feminist And The Fuzz, The (1971)
Fuzz actually a peach.
Jul 24, 2005
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(2)
Feminist And The Fuzz, The (1971)
Hartman protects Eden's garden.
Jul 24, 2005
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Feminist And The Fuzz, The (1971)
David actually has 'Hart'.
Jul 24, 2005
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(1)
Bugs Vs. Daffy: Battle Of The Music Video Stars (1988)
Boogeying Bugs, Disco Daffy.
Jul 4, 2005
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(1)
Jo Jo, The Dog Faced Boy (1902)
Noodle like a poodle.
Jul 3, 2005
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(2)
Brother From Another Planet, The (1984)
Brother visits black hole.
Jul 2, 2005
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Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Nobody does it butter.
Jul 2, 2005
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(8)
Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire (2000)
Dating sucks.
Jun 30, 2005
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(3)
At The Earth's Core (1976)
Core not so tweet.
Jun 30, 2005
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(2)
At The Earth's Core (1976)
Planet of the Birds.
Jun 30, 2005
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(1)
Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire (2000)
Mom gets the point.
Jun 30, 2005
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(1)
Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire (2000)
Mom finds a sucker.
Jun 30, 2005
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(1)
Photographer, The (2000)
Man must shoot ten.
Jun 30, 2005
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Photographer, The (2000)
Snapping back to life.
Jun 30, 2005
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My American Cousin (1985)
Appealing cousin actually deceptive.
Jun 30, 2005
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Perfect Man, The (2005)
Cyrano without big nose.
Jun 30, 2005
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Perfect Man, The (2005)
Heather is not 'together'.
Jun 30, 2005
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My American Cousin (1985)
Cuz running from 'fuzz'.
Jun 30, 2005
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Making Of 'Winnie The Pooh', The (1998)
The history of Pooh.
Jun 29, 2005
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(1)
Effect Of Gamma Rays On Man-In-The-Moon Marigolds, The (1972)
Mother cries, daughter wise.
Jun 29, 2005
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Making Of 'Winnie The Pooh', The (1998)
Lights, camera, action....Pooh!
Jun 29, 2005
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Effect Of Gamma Rays On Man-In-The-Moon Marigolds, The (1972)
Struggling Woodward plods onward.
Jun 29, 2005
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Birth (2004)
Sean but not forgotten.
Jun 28, 2005
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(2)
Birth (2004)
Kidman believes kid-man.
Jun 28, 2005
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(1)
From Hell It Came (1957)
Scary, frightening, treeifying movie.
Jun 26, 2005
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Une Indigestion (1902)
Surgeon more like mechanic.
Jun 26, 2005
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From Hell It Came (1957)
Monster out on limb.
Jun 26, 2005
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From Hell It Came (1957)
Monster has scientists stumped.
Jun 26, 2005
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(1)
Be Yourself! (1930)
Fanny promotes her man.
Jun 25, 2005
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Be Yourself! (1930)
Men fight over Fanny.
Jun 25, 2005
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Panama Canal: The Eighth Wonder Of The World (1998)
This documentary really flows.
Jun 25, 2005
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Elephant's Bath, The (1902)
Pachyderm dermal care.
Jun 24, 2005
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(1)
One Million AC/DC (1969)
Stone Age soft porn.
Jun 24, 2005
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M�dchen In Uniform (1931)
First lesbian erotica movie.
Jun 23, 2005
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The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy (2000)
Looking for Mr. Gaybar.
Jun 22, 2005
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(6)
Smile (2005)
Katie helps Lin 'win'.
Jun 22, 2005
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(1)
Hitler--Dead Or Alive (1942)
Hit out on Hitler.
Jun 22, 2005
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(3)
Photographing Fairies (1997)
A fairy intriguing movie.
Jun 21, 2005
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(3)
Paul Bunyan (1958)
Big man, big axe.
Jun 21, 2005
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(1)
Female Vampire (1973)
Sucks more than blood.
Jun 21, 2005
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(4)
Gwar: Suprising Burst Of Chocolate Fudge (1998)
Gwar's intoxication: chocolate bar.
Jun 21, 2005
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(1)
Man Who Fell In Love With A Traffic Cone!, The (1996)
Gareth finds love object.
Jun 21, 2005
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(3)
Boo To You Too! Winnie The Pooh (1996)
Winnie is a ninny.
Jun 21, 2005
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(1)
Man Who Fell In Love With A Traffic Cone!, The (1996)
Man suffers from cone-liness.
Jun 20, 2005
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(4)
Man Who Fell In Love With A Traffic Cone!, The (1996)
The Cone-ly Guy.
Jun 20, 2005
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(2)
Boo To You Too! Winnie The Pooh (1996)
Bear gets a scare.
Jun 20, 2005
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Boo To You Too! Winnie The Pooh (1996)
Scared Pooh-less.
Jun 20, 2005
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(2)
Sexual Magic (2001)
Which witch has 'itch'?
Jun 20, 2005
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(1)
Sexual Magic (2001)
Sex with a Hex.
Jun 20, 2005
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(2)
Breast Men (1997)
Duo create perfect pairs.
Jun 20, 2005
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(2)
Thumbtanic (2002)
Thumbthing happens to boat.
Jun 20, 2005
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(1)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Bard's Notes.
Jun 20, 2005
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(4)
Life Or Something Like It (2002)
Perfectionist finds herself.
Jun 17, 2005
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(1)
Life Or Something Like It (2002)
Egotistical Jolie gets jolly.
Jun 17, 2005
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(1)
Life Or Something Like It (2002)
Jolie 'gets busy living'.
Jun 17, 2005
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(1)
Bingo! The Documentary (1999)
Bingomentary.
Jun 16, 2005
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(2)
Invaders From Mars (1953)
Mars Attacks retro-style.
Jun 16, 2005
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(1)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Goldicocks goes bed-hopping.
Jun 16, 2005
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(2)
Nothing But The Tooth (1948)
Porky gets the 'crown'.
Jun 16, 2005
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Nothing But The Tooth (1948)
Porky learns about greed.
Jun 16, 2005
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(1)
Bingo! The Documentary (1999)
Topic B-10 to death.
Jun 16, 2005
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(5)
Bingo! The Documentary (1999)
Pleasant, interesting, B-9 movie.
Jun 16, 2005
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(6)
Bingo! The Documentary (1999)
Never B-4 explored topic.
Jun 16, 2005
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(6)
Frankenpenis (1996)
Recovered Bobbitt 'knobs' it.
Jun 16, 2005
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(1)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Racuntzel.
Jun 16, 2005
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(2)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Mother Goose gets loose.
Jun 16, 2005
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(2)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Mother bears Goose flesh.
Jun 16, 2005
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(1)
Nothing But The Tooth (1948)
Porky learns molar lesson.
Jun 16, 2005
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(1)
Gay Divorcee, The (1934)
Guy makes Mimi gay.
Jun 16, 2005
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(1)
Erotic Dorian Gray (1998)
Gray, not blue, balls.
Jun 16, 2005
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(1)
Working Girl (1988)
Weaver weaves revenge plot.
Jun 16, 2005
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(1)
Gay For A Day (1976)
Thespian acts like lesbian.
Jun 16, 2005
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(2)
Sex Aliens (1986)
Starship Enter-thighs.
Jun 16, 2005
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(10)
Erotic Dorian Gray (1998)
Eternally young and hung.
Jun 16, 2005
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(3)
Quill (2004)
Dog becomes man's trainer.
Jun 16, 2005
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