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Reviews by 'Josh the cat'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5602
reviews published to date.
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Thinking man's courtroom epic!!
Aug 22, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(29)
Saboteur (1942)
Nazis frame innocent guy.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Hill, The (1965)
Prisoners revolt over hill.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
She (1965)
'She' will be obeyed.
Jul 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(26)
She (1965)
Queen loses fire fight.
Jul 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(14)
She (1965)
Toasted Queen.
Jul 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Stargate (1994)
USA attempt universal dominance.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Burning books saves few.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Literary criticism at extremes.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(25)
Brassed Off (1996)
Coalminers' emotions in music.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Bacteria beats tripod aliens.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Aliens zap, bacteria kills.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler fires blanks.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Abbamania on celluloid.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Caine's cars crashed.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Moist girls, singing, fighting.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Cruise cleans Navy's General.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Abyss, The (1989)
Rat breathes pink water.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(14)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Dognapping starts pet war.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Truly's Scrumptious adventure.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
19 years- poor payout .
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(26)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Nazis kill mass breakout.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Scary sacrifice toasted copper.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Singer hustles for diamonds.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Sex for diamonds scandal.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs make themselves equal.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Mighty erection toasts celebrities.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(51)
Warriors, The (1979)
Gang murders peace seeker.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Racist eleven proved wrong.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Brits build Japanese railway.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Carry On Loving (1970)
Computer dating exposes sham.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Con Air (1997)
Jail plane casino ride.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Nazis hypnotise memory man.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Free divers dolphin swim.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Big Blue, The (1988)
One breath, long swim.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Parking meters get culled.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
10 (1979)
Dwarf seeks classical sex.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(25)
Ill Met By Moonlight (1957)
General leaves treasure trail.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Carry On Abroad (1972)
Holidays from hell 1972.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Detroit Rock City (1999)
KISS tickets car chase.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Hobbit, The (1977)
Incomplete Hobbit adventure tale.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Knackered ambulance seeks lager.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(11)
So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
Crazy bitch cleves in-laws.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Son In Law (1993)
Farmers daughter starts 'wheezin''.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Gilled guards imprison sailors.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Deep, The (1977)
Morphine gets divers high.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Deep, The (1977)
Moray eel guards treasure.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Prisoners promised freedom/ death !!
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
King And I, The (1956)
Dancing king learns manners.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Prisoners escape, flowers crushed.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wild Geese, The (1978)
Pensioners assualt Africa.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Skin Deep (1989)
Film about glowing joke.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Professionals, The (1966)
Mercenaries kidnap bandit's girl.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Private Hell 36 (1954)
Crooked coppers' caravan caper.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Eastwood shoots his load.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
College scholarship gunned down.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Assault On Precinct 13 (1976)
Mob assault cop shop.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Cross-America demolition race.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Factory makes non-firing artillery.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
K-9 (1989)
Belushi does doggie-style.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Cube (1997)
Rain man solves cube.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Cube (1997)
Autistic mathematian escapes cube.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Jane does the marines!
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Man Who Would Be King, The (1975)
King's kiss of death.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Private Hell 36 (1954)
Woman blackmails policemen.
Sep 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Edge, The (1997)
'Hannibal' eats bear meat.
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Fort Apache The Bronx (1981)
Police violence starts riots.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Josie's ticking body clock.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Winslow Boy, The (1948)
Expelled cadet proved innocent.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Arthur's Dyke (2001)
Quirke out-walks friends.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
'Cadburys' give life lesson.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ascent, The (1994)
Prisoner conquers summit.
Oct 11, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Sneakers (1992)
Blind hacker beats security.
Nov 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Sneakers (1992)
Blind hacker drives van .
Nov 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Sneakers (1992)
'Mother' wants a Winnebago.
Nov 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Escape To Victory (1981)
Prisoners escape with crowd.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Touching The Void (2003)
'Brown Girl' pesters climber.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Snowbound: The Jim And Jennifer Stolpa Story (1994)
Couple's crippling winter excursion.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)
Graf Spee gets skuttled!
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Lawyer saves TV presenter.
Nov 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Hanks plays sacrificial hypochondriac.
Nov 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Point Break (1991)
'Keanu' surfs crime wave!
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Patch Adams (1998)
Medic's open laughter clinic.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Keanu's Bogus sequel.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Hannibal Brooks (1969)
Reed helps elephant escape.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hannibal Brooks (1969)
Elephant out performs Reed.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Bird On A Wire (1990)
Goldie swims with crocs.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Lucky Break (2001)
Nesbitt's 'Nelson' allows escape.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Lucky Break (2001)
Play 'refugees' escape capture.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Lucky Break (2001)
'Hardy' escapes prison sentence.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Cyborgs overheating fatal flaw.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Papillon (1973)
McQueen escapes many prisons.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Prisoner eggs himself on.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman gets egged on.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Golden fleece well defended.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Tootsie (1982)
Tranny Hoffman gains employment.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Accidental Hero (1992)
Bum's heroics causes self-denial.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)
Pocket battleship finally cornered.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Hookers Hustlers Pimps And Their Johns (1993)
Sex industry training film.
Nov 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Running Man (1987)
Criminals wearing lycra jumpsuits.
Dec 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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