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Reviews by 'Josh the cat'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5602
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Thinking man's courtroom epic!!
Aug 22, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(29)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Racist eleven proved wrong.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Breathe water, see aliens.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(34)
Abyss, The (1989)
Rat breathes pink water.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(14)
Abyss, The (1989)
Aliens remove decompression requirements.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Abyss, The (1989)
Aliens enlighten deep divers.
Jul 11, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
School library, dope central.
May 31, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Saturday detention brings understanding.
Dec 1, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Brian's a neomaxizoomdweebie.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(22)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Bender accumulates many detentions.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(22)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
McClane prevents school bombing.
May 31, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Brother Hans McClane victory.
May 31, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Connery finds exceptional student.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Finding Forrester (2000)
Secretive author finds friend.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks does idiot.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump-tion saves retarded yokel.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks pesters bus queue.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks pesters commuters.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Nazis kill mass breakout.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Great Escape, The (1963)
McQueen attempts bike jump.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
McQueen becomes 'cooler' king.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Moving dummies fool nazi's.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey saves lives.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Hanks' pissing hell.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Hanks takes orgasmic piss.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey kills bill indirectly.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey sees dancing angels.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Ancient mouse plays fetch.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Heroes Of Telemark, The (1965)
Harris, Douglas' water fight.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Heroes Of Telemark, The (1965)
Water train sinks.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Alcoholics search for lager.
Nov 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Knackered ambulance seeks lager.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Katy reaches alchoholic heaven.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Carlsberg sponsor desert epic.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Carlsberg drives soldiers on.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Katy spies chilled lager.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
'Ring' epic begins.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
King employs ghost warriors.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbits reunited by war.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Reunited hobbits celebrate success.
Jun 28, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Final Mordor he wrote.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Mordor he smote.
Apr 5, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(17)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Marching trees slaughter orcs.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Helms deep with death.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Helm(et)s Deep(ly) cloven.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Return Of The King, The (1980)
Duo attempt Bashki's completion.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Return Of The King, The (1980)
Rings' animated ending.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
19 years- poor payout .
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(26)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Raquel's arse hides hole.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(55)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Convict enjoys shit passage.
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins enters shitty hole.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Morgan Freedman, eventually.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(30)
Snatch (2000)
Pikey fights for honour.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Snatch (2000)
Diamond gets geezers chasing.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Snatch (2000)
Diamond gets 'Snatch'ed.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Snatch (2000)
Pit bull eats diamond.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Snatch (2000)
Pitbull 'snatch'es diamond.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Snatch (2000)
Pikey Pitt avenges mother.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Spartacus (1960)
Slave following finally supressed.
May 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Spartacus (1960)
Slaves' rebellion becomes genocide.
May 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Spartacus (1960)
Douglas is bloody spartacus!
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Spartacus (1960)
Douglas gets mates crucified.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Lucas employs Muppet army.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Lucas's furballs beat empire.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Anakin re-united with Obi-wan.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Anakin burnt, empire destroyed.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Thriller (1983)
Jacko has facial surgery.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Thriller (1983)
Jacko with added make-up.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Thriller (1983)
Jacko has funny turn.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Thriller (1983)
Jacko becomes evil monster.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Thriller (1983)
Michael 'The Zombie' Jackson.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Thriller (1983)
Ola Ray dates monster.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Thriller (1983)
Jacko scares girl / audience.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Thriller (1983)
Jackson goes bad, literally.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Thriller (1983)
Jacko goes Wacko.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
300 (2006)
Spartans' maths don't work.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
300 (2006)
Persians regret Spartan offensive.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
300 (2006)
300 defenders 1 survivor.
May 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
300 (2006)
Sparse Spartans pound Persians.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Nazis hypnotise memory man.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Spies kill memory man.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
633 Squadron (1964)
Mosquitoes fly over Fjords.
May 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alive (1993)
Food source: team mates.
May 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Alive (1993)
Frozen arse cheeks, tasty.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Bad Boys (1995)
Smith swings dead leg.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Bad Boys (1995)
Cop Smith drives Porsche.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)
Graf Spee gets skuttled!
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)
Pocket battleship finally cornered.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Big (1988)
Overnight trousers don't fit.
May 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Black Narcissus (1947)
Himalayan order suffer lust.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Black Narcissus (1947)
Young superior mothers nuns.
Jan 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Black Narcissus (1947)
Lonely nuns go nutty.
Dec 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Kazakhi reveals America's prejudices.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Running Jews now crucified.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Khazakhi presenter eats arse.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne re-enters training.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne finally remembers volunteering.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne's Webb re-discovered.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Brubaker (1980)
Warden battles institutional bullying.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Brubaker (1980)
Reforming warden issues sunglasses.
May 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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