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Reviews by 'Josh the cat'
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with a total of
5602
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Children Of Huang Shi, The (2008)
Hogg helps Chinese orphans
Dec 30, 2012
Unscored
Vote
2012 (2009)
Survivors seek African port.
Dec 30, 2012
Scored 2/5
Vote
Ice Bound (2003)
Sarandon seeks polar peace.
Aug 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Eurotrip (2004)
Supporters support Student Scott.
Jul 24, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
Eurotrip (2004)
Song spikes Scotts spark.
Jul 24, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
Crank (2006)
Stimulated Statham seeks slayer.
Jul 13, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sammy's Adventures: The Secret Passage (2010)
Finding Sammy.
Feb 26, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
Sammy's Adventures: The Secret Passage (2010)
Finding Shelly.
Feb 26, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
Yogi Bear (2010)
Yogi's average, below par!
Feb 26, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
High Crimes (2002)
Morgan Frees Judd's man.
Feb 26, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Penguin porn arouses Alba.
Nov 20, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Date Dane find love.
Nov 20, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Fucking Chuck delivers luck.
Nov 20, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Dane defeats sex hex.
Nov 20, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Escape To Victory (1981)
Sly saves spot shot.
Nov 19, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Band have heavy name.
Oct 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Escape To Victory (1981)
Fans free famous footballers.
Oct 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Social Network, The (2010)
Founder forgets founding friend.
Oct 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Sinatra chases escaping train.
Oct 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pussycat, Pussycat, I Love You (1970)
McShane's a pussy lover.
Sep 27, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Pussycat, Pussycat, I Love You (1970)
McShane's multiple pussy loving.
Sep 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Cry Of The Owl, The (2009)
Stiles finds stalker interesting.
Sep 16, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Alamo, The (2004)
Texan '300'.
Sep 16, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Guy Thing, A (2003)
Lee shags fiancee's cousin?
Sep 16, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wicked (1998)
Stiles desires father's attention.
Sep 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Bucket List, The (2007)
Renamed assistant's opinions irrelevant!
Sep 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Schwarzenegger slays sizeable snake.
Sep 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Expecting Mary (2010)
Trailer teaches Mary love.
Sep 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Ali (2001)
Rope-a-dope dupes 'Mummy'.
Sep 8, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Bandits (2001)
Blanchett bangs both bandits.
Aug 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Bandits (2001)
Willis woos wayward Cate.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Crash (1996)
Spader seeks smashed sex.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Cheadle chases down Downey.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Keitel denies Christly Dafoe.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Marley & Me (2008)
Wilson writes Marley's mischief.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Hitler's head heads south.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Hurt Locker, The (2008)
Renner: bombs before family!
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Sarah T. - Portrait Of A Teenage Alcoholic (1975)
Sarah seeks sloshed solace.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Touch The Top Of The World (2006)
Eric's enormous Everest efforts.
Aug 26, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Evan Almighty (2007)
Congressman creates animal's ark.
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Reese refuses divorce decree.
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(5)
American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love (2009)
McEown enjoys vacuum's suction.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Manson Family, The (1997)
Games plays murdering God.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Manson (1973)
Family remember monster Manson.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Manson (2009)
Kasabian discusses 'family' values.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Robin Hood (2010)
Crowe (Long)strides around England.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
American Pie Presents Beta House (2007)
Stifler saves Beta brothers.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970)
Colossus craves global control.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Dreamcatcher (2003)
Freeman fights asshole aliens.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970)
Americans make 'Colossus' mistake.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
King Solomon's Mines (1937)
Hardwicke hunts Solomon's stash.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Gardener gains scientific education.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Shoot First And Pray You Live (Because Luck Has Nothing To Do With It) (2008)
Pierre pursues murderer McGurk.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
2012 (2009)
Cusack chases ark ride.
Aug 16, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
King Solomon's Mines (1985)
Stone searches Solomon's secrets.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Far From The Madding Crowd (1967)
Christie covets absolute adoration.
Aug 10, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
Robbins ruins Hudsucker's hopes?
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Busty Cops (2003)
5-0 becomes 5-'Ho.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Hearts (2006)
Rebelious Madison befriends wolf.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang 2 (1996)
'Jizz'min shags hundreds.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Rush: Beyond The Lighted Stage (2010)
Rushing through Rush's history.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Obsessed (2009)
Lisa meets illuminating end.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Obsessed (2009)
Beyonce drops loopy Larter.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Men In Black III (2012)
Smith's 3rd Black movie.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Kiss Of The Dragon (2001)
Bridget: Fonda Li's skills.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Derailed (2005)
Clive finally derails blackmailers.
Aug 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Mowgli plays with friends.
Jul 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Passport To Pimlico (1949)
Explosion starts independence claims.
Jul 18, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Passport To Pimlico (1949)
Bomb begins Burgundian bedlam.
Jul 18, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Nikita (1990)
Crim Nikita receives education.
Jul 16, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Evita (1996)
Finally public love Madonna!
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Frankenstein Unbound (1990)
Hurt hurtles backwards timewise.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Lost Souls (2000)
Ryder's End of Days.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Goldie revisits golden days.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Life And Death Of Peter Sellers, The (2004)
Rush Sellers out.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Barber Billy blackmails, butchers.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The (2010)
Bella's choice is wedding.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Wagons East (1994)
Soft settlers seek solace.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Tommy Byrnes queer Dane.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Tommy repeatedly visits crossing.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Angel Heart (1987)
Angel chases elusive Johnny.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Away From Her (2006)
Alzheimers changes Fiona's life.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Hostages suffer shitty surgery.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Who's Harry Crumb? (1989)
Crumby Candy helps heiress.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Sensible Sarandon, groupie Goldie.
May 3, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Life Of David Gale, The (2003)
Staged suicide slays Spacey.
Apr 20, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Stall stops diner robbery.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Perfect Murder, A (1998)
Douglas desires wife's death.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Empire Falls (2005)
Hunt dumps hubby Harris.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Rumour Has It... (2005)
Aniston, Costner discuss movies.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rumour Has It... (2005)
Aniston continues family 'tradition'.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Doubt (2008)
Streep's beastly to priest.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Doubt (2008)
Streep seeks priest resignation.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Stand And Deliver (1988)
Olmos' calculus inspires pupils.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Spidey stops suicide samurais.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
District 9 (2009)
Aliens change district, eventually.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
For Colored Girls (2010)
Shange shows women's woes.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Must Love Dogs (2005)
Cusack covets Lane's love.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Taken (2008)
Neeson saves 'lost' daughter.
Apr 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Quills (2000)
Sade pens period porn.
Apr 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
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