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Reviews by 'Josh the cat'
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Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5602
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Children Of Huang Shi, The (2008)
Hogg helps Chinese orphans
Dec 30, 2012
Unscored
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Ice Bound (2003)
Sarandon seeks polar peace.
Aug 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women 2, The (2000)
'rimming with information.
Aug 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(12)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hotel (Heiress) entered repeatedly.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton entered repeatedly.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(10)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon gets blowed.
Oct 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(3)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon has Hilton heiress.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hotel Heiress hosts hustler.
Jul 22, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Mecha wants life experience.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Spielberg attempts 'bicentennial boy'.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(10)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robotic boy wants love.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Pet detective safari adventure.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
Aces High (1976)
McDowell plays alcholic pilot.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Aces High (1976)
Naive pilot worships pilot.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Admiral Dewey (1899)
Dewey rises, takes seat.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)
Dewey watches Bostonian parade.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)
Dewey's Stately parade view.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)
Dewey enjoys Boston / parade.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Admiral admires naval parade.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Dewey lands walking job.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(3)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Admiral parades with men.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Admiral on parade 1.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(5)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade, No. 2 (1899)
Admiral on parade 2.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade, No. 2 (1899)
Dewey parades himself again.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(3)
Admiral Dewey Receiving The Washington And New York Committees (1899)
Dewey receives US dignitaries.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey Receiving The Washington And New York Committees (1899)
Admiral meets city heads.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey Receiving The Washington And New York Committees (1899)
Dewey holds Olympia meeting.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey Taking Leave Of Washington Committee On The U.S. Cruiser 'Olympia' (1899)
Dewey's Olympic departure parade.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Dewey's dog Bob filmed.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Dewey allows spaniel's stardom.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Dicks compensation, food blender?
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Zuzu wanters mysteriously murdered..
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Clay plays wooden detective.
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Fairlaine is forlorn dectective.
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Murphy makes space hash.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Ali's humourless political career.
May 4, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(3)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Staines stained.
May 5, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(6)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Yank werewolf terrorises London.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Amistad (1997)
Slave trade. Revolting.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(29)
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Ice Cube hates kids.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Ice head for Vancouver.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Travellers spells release army.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash beats evil Ash.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Ascent, The (1994)
Prisoner conquers summit.
Oct 11, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Labradead.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(26)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Crocked spaniel.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(23)
At The Earth's Core (1976)
Giant parrots govern underworld.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(6)
At The Earth's Core (1976)
McClure tunnels from love.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(9)
At The Earth's Core (1976)
McClure finds love underground.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(4)
At The Earth's Core (1976)
Cushing/ McClure breach core.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
Atomic Train (1999)
Russian nuke nukes Denver.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(7)
Atomic Train (1999)
Train wreck nukes Denver.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(3)
Avalanche (1994)
Hasselhoff hassles innocent family.
May 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(5)
Avalanche (1994)
Hasselhoff crashes family holiday.
May 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(4)
Bad Santa (2003)
Conman santa grows heart.
Nov 27, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Crooked Santa gets conscience.
Jan 1, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Kid pricks Santa's conscience.
Nov 27, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Naughty Santa learns lesson.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzilla gets foot fawn.
May 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Fawn under foot.
May 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzillas fawn in foot.
May 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Barb Wire (1996)
Pammie dislikes nickname.
May 10, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Barbarella (1968)
Jane Fonda's space fantasy.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(7)
Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)
Livestock dispatched.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Boxer loses his head.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(21)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Boxer given the chop.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Puppeteer controls bad actor.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Puppeteer enters Malkovich's tunnel.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Best In Show (2000)
Doggie style(ing).
May 19, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(14)
Betty Blue (1986)
Betty gets Blue attitude.
Sep 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Betty Blue (1986)
Betty sees red mist.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude helps Lebowski's wife.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Black Dog (1998)
Burnt Meatloaf.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Black Dog (1998)
Swayze sees nuisance pet.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Black Dog (1998)
Swayze trucks illegal guns.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Black Dog (1998)
Trucking Swayze hates dogs.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Idiots' camping witch hunt.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(5)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Paradise island, incest island.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(5)
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Brothers Y2K, poo.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(17)
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Re-invented brothers, poor performance.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(10)
Braveheart (1995)
Wallace Hung, Drawn, Quartered.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Kilted Mad Max dies.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Scottish hero, Irish scenery.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(23)
Brazil (1985)
Bureaucrat's help incriminates self.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Breast Men (1997)
Schwimmer implants fake breasts.
Dec 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Breast Men (1997)
Schwimmer's silicone breast story.
Dec 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Breasts (1996)
Mammary glands in-depth discussion.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
Bride & Prejudice (2004)
Mother pimps Bollywood daughters.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)
Garcia's head required.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)
Garcia head hunted.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)
Buffy likes it HOT!
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(14)
Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)
Buffy V's the sausages.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)
Buffy gets spit-roasted.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(22)
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Enthusiastic cable tech, freaky.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Call Me: The Rise And Fall Of Heidi Fleiss (2004)
Heidi hires hot hookers.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(8)
Call Me: The Rise And Fall Of Heidi Fleiss (2004)
Doctor's daughter rents whores.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Carol Christmas, A (2003)
Future drives stretch hummer.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Carol Christmas, A (2003)
Tori learns Christmas spirit.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Carol Christmas, A (2003)
Dwarf Coleman represents 'Past'.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Carol Christmas, A (2003)
Shatner plays Christmas present.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
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