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1500+ reviews. 1 joke.
Reviews by 'RockGolf'
Current status of
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with a total of
1621
reviews published to date.
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Jaws (1975)
Bruce REALLY dies hard.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(31)
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Zucker gets Afro, Sheen.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro adopts Foster child.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
Shrek (2001)
Grim fairy tale.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Babe (1995)
Ham actor wins prize.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Down Periscope (1996)
Bad Grammar sinks ship.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Carrie-Anne nearly carrion.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Small Soldiers (1998)
See G.I.s in CGI.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Psycho (1960)
Sleazy Leigh in motel.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black bored, jingle.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Nighthawks (1981)
Rocky/ Hauer picture show.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(36)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
War and remember 'Antz'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas, The (2000)
Collins acts her age.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
New York, New York (1977)
Liza with a Zzzzzzzz.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Raging Bull (1980)
In black and blue.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Bore us. Bad. Enough!
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Good Son, The (1993)
Mom lets son go.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bill overdue for payment.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Single father meets gulls.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Breast Men (1997)
Their cups runneth over.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Howard The Duck (1986)
Lea Thompson gets down.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Billy Jack (1971)
Peacenik beats up everyone.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Teacher verses students.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Spy Kids (2001)
Alan gets whats Cumming.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Shallow Hal (2001)
2001: Hal crashes again!
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Father, son & holocaust.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(97)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Hannah + barbarians + cartoons.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Rambling Rose (1991)
Haas witnesses Ladd, lass.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise rides four wheeler.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
On Golden Pond (1981)
Henry's fonda Kate Hepburn.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Chicken Run (2000)
Female prisoners seek cock.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Like 'Memento' but underwater.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's symbol: Cube/ brick.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
'2001: A Spay's Odyssey'.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Peter Max maxxed out.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Stag film. Smashing ending.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Major League (1989)
Sheen on crazy diamond.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Deep Impact (1998)
Duvall gets rocks off.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Deep Impact (1998)
Apocalypse at human scale.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
A Bridges too far.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Boys invade girls bathroom.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Potter defeated by magic.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Pitch Black (2000)
Spaceship run by Diesel.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
DeNiro takes 6-1 odds.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken (1991)
Distaff 'Daredevil' diver drama.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
American President, The (1995)
Sorkin's 'West Wing' warm-up.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Tucker: The Man And His Dream (1988)
A Bridges too farsighted.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Actors play Hyde, Sikh.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(42)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Sperm perm.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Calendar Girls (2003)
'The Full Woman-ty'.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Richard III (1995)
'The Lyin' King'.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Hunter becomes the hunted.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Memento (2000)
An impair to remember.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Boat Trip (2002)
Gay cruise- not Tom!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Rocky V (1990)
Sly & Family Stallone.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Wily Coyote goes hunting.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Alive (1993)
How to serve man.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Doors, The (1991)
Kilmer has Ryan, coke.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Hot Dog... The Movie (1984)
Snow falling on satyrs.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Mrs. Brown (1997)
Victoria's secret.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Brews almighty.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Pelican Brief, The (1993)
Washington provides bird protection.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
RKO 281 (1999)
'Kane' disabled.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Japan attacks Cuba.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Chocolat (2000)
'The French Confection'.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(68)
Philadelphia Story, The (1940)
Ironically, Hepburn plays Tracy.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ford avoids bad date.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003)
Five fill in Blanc.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Crowe's nest.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
Sew-sew.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(42)
Insomnia (2002)
Pacino would like REM.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
She's Having A Baby (1988)
Bacon & eggs.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(53)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Same evidence, 12 opinions.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Smokey And The Bandit (1977)
Hams vs a pig.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
The little Dumber boys.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Schoolteacher turns tricks.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Full Monty. No pythons.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(52)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Buffy the vamp.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
'Cage, Where's My Car?'
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Home Alone (1990)
Brat. The hitmen hurt.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Spider-Man (2002)
Teenager wants 'Mary-Jane'.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Philadelphia Story, The (1940)
Tracy Lord's earliest film.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Ambushers, The (1967)
Helm's not so deep.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Chevies chase.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Darryl stops seeing Chevy.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ring and a preyer.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Mrs. Soffel (1984)
Title's right: Misses. Awful.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Traffic (2000)
Douglas, Zeta-Jones in jam.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Network (1976)
TV anchor Dunaway with.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox haunt.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
The cult's lil' Devil.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Friday The 13th (1980)
'Carrion Camping'.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Spellbound (2002)
Children brave killer bees.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Close to the edge.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Wiz, The (1978)
Goodbye, yellow brick road.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Crash (1996)
Holly & the I.V.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Being There (1979)
America takes a Chauncey.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Children Of A Lesser God (1986)
Hurt teacher battlin' Matlin.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Captain America (1990)
Red, white, blah superhero.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys, The (2002)
Kulkin in Foster care.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
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