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Reviews by 'Corduroy Pillow'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 970 reviews published to date.

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Tunnel, The (2001)

Intense adventure digs deeper.

Jul 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Hulk (2003)

Not so incredible Hulk.

Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Village Of The Damned (1960)

Blonds have morbid fun.

Jul 3, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Good Son, The (1993)

Macaulay Culkin's evil. Shocker.

Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)

Spade better in 2D.

Jul 3, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Wiz, The (1978)

Jacko would scare crow.

Jul 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

51st State, The (2001)

Formulaic ingredients. Little chemistry.

Jul 12, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (7)

Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)

'Half castes' superbly cast.

Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Almost Famous (2000)

Rock, Hudson.

Jul 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (38)

Rhino Brothers, The (2002)

Hockey mom yells overtime.

Jul 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Am�lie (2001)

Gnome away from home.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (33)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

'Sight Of Living Dead'.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (21)

Minority Report (2002)

Samantha Morton upstages majority.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

The Good Girl (2002)

Pitt's wife's life's pits.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Mostly Martha (2001)

Romantic comedy with flavour.

Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Max (2002)

Taylor paints stirring portrait.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Adaptation. (2002)

Streep demonstrates phone-y accent.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Hours, The (2002)

Troubled state of Virginia.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Nowhere In Africa (2001)

Tolerance epic subtly told.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Antwone Fisher (2002)

Luke looks for father.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Bourne Identity, The (2002)

Fuzzy memory, fuzzy plot.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Maid mates with matey.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Men With Brooms (2002)

Curlers miss the button.

Jul 22, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

League Of Their Own, A (1992)

Roughs in the diamond.

Jul 22, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Nicholas Nickleby (2002)

Dickens meets Dame Edna.

Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Waking Life (2001)

Lively animation, deathly speeches.

Jul 22, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Alive (1993)

Reality Frostbites.

Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (30)

Gangs Of New York (2002)

Five Points, yet pointless.

Jul 22, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (19)

Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Weapons defences shot down.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

Planet Of The Apes (2001)

Heston warns AGAINST guns?

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Kindergarten Cop (1990)

'Conan The Disciplinarian'.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Left Behind (2001)

Effects need divine intervention.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

The ultimate Powers trip.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Confidence (2003)

'Ocean's Eleven's cheaper cousin.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Last Wedding (2001)

Anti-romantic comedy toasts singlehood.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Jesminder's parents get bent.

Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Before Sunrise (1995)

Title sets shagging deadline.

Jul 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

High Fidelity (2000)

Film enjoys record numbers.

Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Life As A House (2001)

Plot builds.

Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Mulholland Drive (2001)

Characters greatly outnumber actors.

Jul 27, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (9)

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)

Invisible man worth seeing.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Sound Of Music, The (1965)

Gazebo makes people sing.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (5)

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Ron has trouble spelling.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

Spellbound (2002)

Kidz strugle two spel.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (18)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Cusack wears body suit.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)

Reese gives 'em Elle.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Ghost World (2001)

Buscemi experiences American booty.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

X2 (2003)

'League Of X Gentlemen'.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Punch (2002)

Violent femmes butt heads.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Moulin Rouge! (2001)

Lovely Ewan loves love.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Road To Perdition (2002)

Son of a gun!

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Expecting (2002)

Improvising cast delivers brainchild.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Snatch (2000)

Thugs groove to Madonna?

Aug 1, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Frida (2002)

Artist can't escape Red.

Aug 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Snow Falling On Cedars (1999)

Journalist embedded with Japanese.

Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Dead Poets Society (1989)

Students go bard hopping.

Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Treed Murray (2001)

Movie in a tree.

Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Life Of David Gale, The (2003)

Warning: Gale forecast early.

Aug 11, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Jumanji (1995)

Board Games Risk Life.

Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Gattaca (1997)

Hawke wants to fly.

Aug 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Meathead meets metal heads.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Unfaithful (2002)

Snow globe: suburban weaponry.

Aug 26, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Whale Rider (2002)

Female shows whale intuition.

Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Highly Ent-ertaining.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Closet, The (2001)

Office politics are outed.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

Harry tries extreme curling.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Legally Blonde (2001)

Blonde leading the bland.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Others, The (2001)

Nicole gives haunting performance.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Funny as hellenism.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (32)

Mambo Italiano (2003)

Big Fat Italian de-closeting.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Bollywood/Hollywood (2002)

Deepa exploration of culture.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Full Frontal (2002)

Keener under Blair's wood.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

No Man's Land (2001)

Opposing troops share trench.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Swimming Pool (2003)

Women in piscine match.

Sep 2, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (32)

Down With Love (2003)

Renee suffers writer Block.

Sep 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Enigma (2001)

Tales from the de-crypt.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Brothers of Band.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (23)

Quiet American, The (2002)

Love triangle over Vietnam.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Chicago (2002)

Renee delivers Hart, soul.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

Home Alone (1990)

Abandoned child turns crimefighter.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Roger And Me (1989)

Life in Flint unaf-Ford-able.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)

One long Mexican orgy.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Scott Evil, evil Scot.

Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)

Leo plays Louis, Louis.

Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (25)

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Hamill and cheese.

Sep 13, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (14)

Italian Job, The (2003)

Marky Mark unlikely mastermind.

Sep 23, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Mary Poppins (1964)

A spoolful of sugar.

Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (21)

Igby Goes Down (2002)

Silver spoon stuck elsewhere.

Sep 26, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Hard Core Logo (1996)

'Spinal Tap', but serious.

Sep 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Aladdin (1992)

The pauper bags princess.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Matchstick Men (2003)

Matchstick man passes torch.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Han no longer solo.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (9)

Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Cruise favours Dixie Normous.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)

Old people shag. Ewwwww!

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (6)

Charlie's Angels (2000)

Diaz's first 'Matrix' mockery.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)

Spade mocks other hasbeens.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (6)

Riding In Cars With Boys (2001)

Drew marries loser (onscreen!).

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Shrek (2001)

Diaz's second 'Matrix' mockery.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Speed (1994)

Bullock's vehicle to stardom.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Death To Smoochy (2002)

Penis cookie threatens Norton.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

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