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Reviews by 'Corduroy Pillow'
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Weapons defences shot down.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Straight on til mourning.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(32)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry wants sex, Chang.
Jun 21, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Green dragon, Red Dragon.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Finnish ahead.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
The 'Virgin' suicidal.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Gazebo makes people sing.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Spellbound (2002)
Kidz strugle two spel.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(18)
Story Of The Weeping Camel, The (2003)
Humped-back wails.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(38)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
A plot against Will.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
A father's ad vice.
Jun 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(10)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Mexican hat dunces.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Aladdin (1992)
The pauper bags princess.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (2001)
Arctic circle. Love triangle.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (2001)
Running naked: Cold, nuts.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Baran (2001)
Cross-dressing Afghan's star-crossed romance.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Cusack wears body suit.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Makes a miner pointe.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(30)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Miney Dancer.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Born Into Brothels: Calcutta's Red Light Kids (2004)
Brothelly love.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Born Into Brothels: Calcutta's Red Light Kids (2004)
Kids suffer raging whore-moans.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Ossie, dead people.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(27)
Cars (2006)
Star vehicle.
Jun 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Cars (2006)
Owen likes Bonnie's cones.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Chicago (2002)
Renee delivers Hart, soul.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Christian Simbalism.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Students go bard hopping.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Penis cookie threatens Norton.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Steel man, steal woman.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Erase Ventura: Past Defective.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(55)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Adventures of Tom lawyer.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(40)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Players on farm team?
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Everybody loves Ray's mound.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(39)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
The Phantom Ace Men.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Wayward youth gets tanked.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Dory the Explorer.
Mar 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Fog Of War: Eleven Lessons From The Life Of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003)
Blasts from the past.
Apr 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Fog Of War: Eleven Lessons From The Life Of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003)
War head.
Apr 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Fog Of War: Eleven Lessons From The Life Of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003)
War fuzzies.
Apr 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Jenny's got a Gump.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Deadly faux paw.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(37)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Indy and a Jones.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(57)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Ron has trouble spelling.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
In The Bedroom (2001)
Lobster metaphor haunts family.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Insider, The (1999)
Leaves Big Tobacco fuming.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Insomnia (2002)
Tired Pacino, fresh suspense.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Iris (2001)
Iris' mind blossoms, wilts.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Iris (2001)
Iris pushes up daisies.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Dino might! Audience rapt.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Last Wedding (2001)
Anti-romantic comedy toasts singlehood.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Mermaid finds ocean dry.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Brothers of Band.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Wood near the fireplace.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(27)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Highly Ent-ertaining.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Mary Poppins (1964)
A spoolful of sugar.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Max (2002)
Taylor paints stirring portrait.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Memento (2000)
'Review To A Kill'.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(35)
Miss Potter (2006)
Rabbit forming.
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Monsoon Wedding (2001)
Indians hold wedding; showers.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Goodman makes good monster.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Ni-slapper.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(41)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Lovely Ewan loves love.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Lady moll malade.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Munich (2005)
Olympians have a shot.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Munich (2005)
Rush 'n' Jews.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
New Waterford Girl (1999)
Maritime maiden spreads misconception.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
No Man's Land (2001)
Opposing troops share trench.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
No Man's Land (2001)
UN undermined. Bosnia overmined.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Nowhere In Africa (2001)
Tolerance epic subtly told.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Peter Pan (2003)
Wendy causes Peter's elevation.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Pianist, The (2002)
Brody becomes Pole-thin.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Prince Of Egypt, The (1998)
Egyptians drink split-sea soup.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Quiet American, The (2002)
Love triangle over Vietnam.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
'Half castes' superbly cast.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Rain Man (1988)
Con autist.
Oct 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(106)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Family suffers bad Gene.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Mrs. Addams' weirder family.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Scrooge (1951)
Bob, Marley works underappreciated.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Seducing Doctor Lewis (2003)
Unemployed fishermen 'usine' doctor.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Seducing Doctor Lewis (2003)
Borders without doctors.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Sweet William deflowers Violet.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
'Accountant Of Monte Cristo'.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(49)
Shipping News, The (2001)
Newfoundland vistas upstage actors.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Shrek (2001)
Diaz's second 'Matrix' mockery.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Shrek (2001)
Big Fat Green Wedding.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(47)
Snow Falling On Cedars (1999)
Journalist embedded with Japanese.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Spider-Man (2002)
Spidey's pubescence is tingling.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Steel Magnolias (1989)
'Hannah And Her Sisterhood'.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Swing Kids (1993)
Taking steps against Nazism.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Tunnel, The (2001)
Intense adventure digs deeper.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Jessica Lynch story pretold.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Whale Rider (2002)
Female shows whale intuition.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Whale Rider (2002)
Pai, Princess of Whales.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(36)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Opium, then flying monkeys.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
28 Days (2000)
Connect the sots.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
About A Boy (2002)
Grant plays laddie's man.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
About Schmidt (2002)
Jack hits the road.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Adaptation. (2002)
Streep demonstrates phone-y accent.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Queen of Hearts trumped.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Alive (1993)
Reality Frostbites.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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