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Reviews by 'SwissArmyKnife'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
803
reviews published to date.
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Barbershop (2002)
Snip, clip, hip trip!
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fandango (1985)
'That 70s road show'.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Will Penny (1968)
Aging cowhand, forbidden love.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Majestic, The (2001)
Amnesiac repairs theater, hearts.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Intellectual trailer park adoption.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Love/ snoop thy neighbor!
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Riding In Cars With Boys (2001)
Drewling Barrymore, Mommy weirdest.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Outfitters, The (1999)
Ranching, riding, roping, romance!
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Humorous medieval rock fable.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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You Light Up My Life (1977)
90 minutes of agony.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Modesty Blaise (1966)
No blaze, just malaise.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Piano, The (1993)
Mail order bride hell!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
The Glass House (2001)
Foster care, frightening scare!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
John Q (2002)
Heavy handed HMO bashing.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
True Grit (1969)
Duke, Darby, delightful dual!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Great Santini, The (1979)
Dyfunctional military family-fest.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Pleasing Pygmalion comedy caper.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Children's Hour, The (1961)
Homophobic hour of power!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Crappy comedy clobbers Cosby.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Children Of A Lesser God (1986)
Matlin 'speaks', William freaks.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock has adams apple!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Kotch (1971)
This 'Lemmon' is sweet!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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I'll Do Anything (1994)
Nolte shines, brat whines.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Passage To India, A (1984)
A passage to boredom.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Jewel Of The Nile, The (1985)
'Romancing' sequel lacks luster.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dave (1993)
Fake President, genuine heart.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Luzhin Defence, The (2000)
Couple meets, mates, checkmate!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Little Big Man (1970)
Hoffman. 'Human beings', hilarious!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clara's Heart (1988)
Sassy servant, surrogate son.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
Redford heals horses, hearts.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Audrey needy, plant greedy!
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Man Who Knew Too Little, The (1997)
Whalley thrills, Murray 'kills'!
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Suddenly (1954)
Psycho Sinatra snipes President.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Tourism guide for in-breds.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray-go-round ride.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(27)
Tortilla Soup (2001)
Magnificent meals, mediocre movie.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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House Calls (1978)
Medical Matthau calling, balling!
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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House Calls (1978)
Matthau virile, Carney senile!
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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West Side Story (1961)
Maria, Tony, friendships phony.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cape Fear (1962)
Mitchum 'Pecks' at Polly.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Circle Of Friends (1995)
Nan screws Jack, Benny.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lonely Lady, The (1983)
Pia, audience gets 'hosed'.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Lonely Lady, The (1983)
Lonely Pia, empty theatres!
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
King Ralph (1991)
Royal bowling, rocking, rolling!
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Electra Glide In Blue (1973)
Blake, bike, barmaid, battles.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sting, The (1973)
Redford ragtime con caper.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Comes A Horseman (1978)
Jimmy, Jane ride range!
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Return To Me (2000)
Literal affair of heart.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Gosford Park (2001)
Servants abound, murder profound.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Male models, mental mush.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
White Nights (1985)
Commies dance, prance, dash!
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Animal House (1978)
College brats, beer, frats.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Footloose (1984)
Music bad, Bacon sad.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Homesick Martin spooning Candy.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Where The Money Is (2000)
Nurse lap-dances catatonic.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hustler, The (1961)
Paul 'sticked' pickled Piper!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Clone cop kills copies.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Slim's wild H-bomb ride!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, A (1966)
Slave pimps vestal virgin.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Cool con, bad boss.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Glory (1989)
Black. Blue, Grey battle.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Klute (1971)
Klute 'taps' call girl.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Incredible Mr. Limpet, The (1964)
Fish story, Knotts glory.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Neat, sweet, repeat feat!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Shampoo (1975)
Beatty beautifies, bangs babes.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hud (1963)
Hud hits on housekeeper.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Butch, banks, bullets, Bolivia.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Drowning Pool, The (1975)
Harper 'dicks' down south!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Slap Shot (1977)
Newman sticks on ice.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Fort Apache The Bronx (1981)
Murphy busts bucking Bronx!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Places In The Heart (1984)
Sally labors in Field.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tank (1984)
Son yanked, Garner 'tanked'!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Soylent Green (1973)
Friends hard to swallow.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Barbarella (1968)
Carnivorous dolls 'Fonda' Jane.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
Jane 'dances' brains out.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
On Golden Pond (1981)
Dad, Daughter calm waters.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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To Sir, With Love (1967)
Sidney schools fools, rules!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Free Willy (1993)
Big Willy, small tale.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Southern Comfort (1981)
Guards 'swamped' by Cajuns.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cold Comfort Farm (1995)
Nasty woodshed. Granny's dread!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sea People (1999)
Mermaid tale smells fishy.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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From The Terrace (1960)
Newman climbs 'ladder', falls.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
10 (1979)
Bo 'Ho', slow go.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Harry And Son (1984)
Pop vs. son- overdone.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
Evil Paul, frightening fall!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Life And Times Of Judge Roy Bean, The (1972)
Dirty Judge, pistols budge.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Major Payne (1995)
No 'Payne', no gain!
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bird (1988)
Bird flies 'high', dives.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
In The Heat Of The Night (1967)
Sheriff pinches black dick.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lilies Of The Field (1963)
Homer helps out Mother.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Patch Of Blue, A (1965)
Poitier patches girl's life.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Teen detention breaks tension.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Damage (1992)
Sire, son share slut.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Child (1997)
Sean carries alien young.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Nutty Professor, The (1963)
Jekyl/ Hyde in college.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mask, The (1994)
Carrey clowns in Mask.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Liar Liar (1997)
Clients hire reformed liar!
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Watership Down (1978)
Rabbit warren-ty expires!
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Walk On The Wild Side (1962)
Harvey plays with 'dolls'.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Clooney clicks, slick hicks!
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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