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Reviews by 'SwissArmyKnife'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
803
reviews published to date.
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Zulu (1964)
British battered then triumph.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Male models, mental mush.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster, Madeline make 'music'!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
You Light Up My Life (1977)
90 minutes of agony.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Yentl (1983)
'Boy' Babs engages Irving.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Yearling, The (1946)
Boy meets Bambi tearjerker.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)
Milland sees all- literally!
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Worth Winning (1989)
Boff bets ruin romance.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Woman Wanted (2000)
Housekeeper humps boss, son.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Woman Wanted (2000)
Love triangle, shared baby.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Musical midgets map quest.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Powerful pumps protect protagonist.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Witness (1985)
Ford peeps bathing McGillis.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Will Penny (1968)
Aging cowhand, forbidden love.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wild In The Streets (1968)
Hippie 'Lord of Flies'.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wild In The Streets (1968)
Rocker creates teen voters.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wife, The (1995)
Psychotherapist Hagerty trips, flips.
May 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wife, The (1995)
Patient's wife flashes therapists.
May 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Why Shoot The Teacher? (1977)
'Depressed' Canadians hold Cort!
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Bunny has speech impediment.
May 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
White Nights (1985)
Commies dance, prance, dash!
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Hustler Harrelson gets hustled.
May 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock has adams apple!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Where The Money Is (2000)
Nurse lap-dances catatonic.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Where The Heart Is (2000)
Portman troubled by 'fives'.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Fake 'O', best show!
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
When A Man Loves A Woman (1994)
Mom Meg self-medicating.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Sexpot Steenburgen squeezes Grape!
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel dons panty hose.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
What Women Want (2000)
Ad cad turns telepath.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Baby Jane jacks Joan.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
What About Bob? (1991)
Rogue patient ruins vacation!
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Westworld (1973)
Wild western robot insurrection!
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
West Side Story (1961)
Maria, Tony, friendships phony.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Welcome Home, Soldier Boys (1972)
Vietnam vets raze town.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990)
Dinky teen seeks Mom.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Weird Science (1985)
House spits out furniture.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Corny, original 'Cable Guys'!
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Waterworld (1995)
Costner sinks Exxon Valdeez!
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Waterworld (1995)
Earth becomes Sea World.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Watership Down (1978)
Rabbit warren-ty expires!
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Disease destroys marauding martians.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Martian warships 'eye' humans.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Flowery marriage blooms, wilts.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Walking Tall (1973)
Buford battles hick mob!
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Walking Tall (1973)
Southern Sheriff clubs criminals.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
West marries morbid Moore.
May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Walk On The Wild Side (1962)
Harvey plays with 'dolls'.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Walk On The Moon, A (1999)
Housewife stoned at Woodstock.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Shocking sibling suicide story.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Violets Are Blue... (1986)
Old flames rekindle fire.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Violets Are Blue... (1986)
Adultery washes Ocean City.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Vikings, The (1958)
Ragnar rapes, Eric escapes.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Vikings, The (1958)
Viking with Bronx accent!
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Vertigo (1958)
Lovesick dick gets dizzy.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Used Cars (1980)
Salesman blows up Mercedes.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Urban Cowboy (1980)
Winger's sexy bull ride!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Uptown Saturday Night (1974)
Poitier, Cosby chase wallet.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Up The Down Staircase (1967)
Rookie teacher challenges students.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Unstrung Heroes (1995)
Insane uncles 'enlighten' nephew.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Under The Yum Yum Tree (1963)
Landlord chases 'yummy' tenants!
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Uncle Buck (1989)
Candy gives dermatology advice!
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tune In Tomorrow... (1990)
Radio soap bashes Albanians.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tune In Tomorrow... (1990)
Keanu craves uncle's wife!
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Truman Show, The (1998)
Hydrophobia contains tense Truman.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Spying saves couple's marriage.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
True Grit (1969)
Duke, Darby, delightful dual!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
TRON (1982)
Tron tackles tyrannical MCP!
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Trip To Bountiful, The (1985)
Senior runaway runs home!
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Bums rush for gold!
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Bogey, bandits blow gold.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Trapeze (1956)
Burt 'swings' with Gina.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Trading Places (1983)
Eddie, Dan 'diss' Dukes!
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Toys In The Attic (1963)
Spinster obsessed with brother.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Toys (1992)
Toymaker makes toys weapons.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Kelsey Grammer toy 'Stinks'.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Toy Story (1995)
Toy animation 'Lightyears' ahead!
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Tough Guys (1986)
Crusty convicts rob train.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tortilla Soup (2001)
Magnificent meals, mediocre movie.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Top Gun (1986)
Kelly cleans Cruise's 'gun'.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Simpleton sells brake shoes.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
To Sir, With Love (1967)
Sidney schools fools, rules!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Horny hick hollers rape.
May 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Reclusive Radley rescues children.
May 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Steerage treated like sewage.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Tingler, The (1959)
Fear feeds spine monster!
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tin Men (1987)
Babowsky bangs tepid Tilley.
May 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Time Of Destiny, A (1988)
Hateful Hurt hunts Hutton.
May 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Time Machine, The (1960)
Time traveller- tasty treat!
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Time Machine, The (2002)
Hybrid humans hunt Eloi.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Tiger's Tale, A (1988)
Preston pierces Margret's diaphragm.
May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tiger's Tale, A (1988)
Bubber bangs beautiful Butts!
May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
THX 1138 (1971)
Future: drugs replace sex.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
THX 1138 (1971)
Numbered lovers screw, run.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Throw Momma From The Train (1987)
Losers trade murder plots.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Three Faces Of Eve, The (1957)
Magnificent Woodard masters MPD!
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Three Came Home (1950)
P.O.W. women resist captors.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
This Boy's Life (1993)
De Niro whips Wolff.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
This Boy's Life (1993)
Mechanic mistreats mom, stepson.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Third Degree Burn (1989)
Private dick 'Treats' Madsen.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Page Range
Zulu <---> Third
Thief <---> Shippi
Shippi <---> Other
Other <---> Magnol
Made I <---> Harlan
Hard B <---> Drivin
Driven <---> Bright
Bridge <---> 20,000
102 Da <---> 'Burbs
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