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Reviews by 'knockmesilly'
Current status of
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with a total of
2253
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Seems Like Old Times (1980)
Goldie fawns, Chevy chased.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Snake charmer's window dressing.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Tyrell fails eye exam.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Zhora goes window shopping.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon eats Meat.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bull Durham (1988)
Robbins breathes through eyes.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Fargo (1996)
Minnesota, Grimsrud: fucking cold.
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Diner doesn't serve toast?
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Lawrence gets Turkey sandwich.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Uncle gets everyone high.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
My Life As A Dog (1985)
Sickan plays dead.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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My Life As A Dog (1985)
Sickan's lifetime 'kennel' membership.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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My Life As A Dog (1985)
Ingemar 'recycles' bottle.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sideways (2004)
Pour Paul, Madsen mad.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sting, The (1973)
Redford fucks waitress, Shaw.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
About Schmidt (2002)
Nicholson doesn't master Bates.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Battle Of Algiers, The (1966)
Guerillas in the Casbah.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big (1988)
Zoltar grants girthday wish.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Boot, Das (1981)
Spent seamen cover dock.
May 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Queeg fondles missing marbles.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Collateral (2004)
Tom stiff, stiffs, stiffed.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Crying Game, The (1992)
Truck 1 Whitaker 0.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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D.O.A. (1988)
Bad coffee kills Quaid.
May 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dazed And Confused (1993)
Ben. Asslick.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Devil's Playground (2002)
Beer, bong, or bonnet.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Scissorhands redefines manual labor.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Moonlight saves wiener choker.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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First Blood (1982)
Cops hose Rambo. (Reverse).
Apr 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Frida (2002)
Frida's spine tingling crash.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Gandhi (1982)
Gandhi rejects violence, food.
May 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Gandhi (1982)
Holy man made holey.
May 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Grease (1978)
Slutty Sandy wins wop.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Grease (1978)
Kenickie avoids child support.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Date rejects Harold's hand.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Heathers (1988)
Dead Heather disables table.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Mad Jew machetes Jude.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Gower TKOs George.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage ferments himself.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Legolas always states obvious.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Helms Deep's deep shit.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Marathon Man (1976)
Diamond in the Reich.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Marathon Man (1976)
Carat diet kills nazi.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Moonstruck (1987)
Cage handy in kitchen.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mr. Deeds Goes To Town (1936)
Longfellow's fists of fury.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mr. Deeds Goes To Town (1936)
Hillbilly poet pounds critics.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Nothing In Common (1986)
Gleason mulatto? Black toes.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Real Genius (1985)
Mitch cries like bitch.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Rushmore (1998)
Murray's bike repair coarse.
Apr 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Sling Blade (1996)
Tripper really is gay.
Apr 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sling Blade (1996)
Loco yokel lops Yoakam.
Apr 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... And Spring (2003)
Monk makes himself barbeque.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... And Spring (2003)
Combustible buddhist.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Uncle Owen misses harvest.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Uncle Owen's forced retirement.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Storm-troopers resolve harvest debate.
May 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader makes Han hard.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader's disarmingly paternal.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader's five-finger discount.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Ballistic downsizing upsets Condor.
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Top Gun (1986)
Goose ducks, quacks up.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Trading Places (1983)
Minority hiring ruins business.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Diaz's monologue's a mouthful.
Apr 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Tom's leap of faith.
Apr 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Tom chooses assisted living.
Apr 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Blowjob haunts Cruise.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Diazed & confused Cruise.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Diaz drives Tom aground.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Victor/Victoria (1982)
Julie Andrews has balls.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
War Games (1983)
Defcon 5: play tic-tac-toe.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Barbarella (1968)
Jane plays musical chair.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Better Tomorrow, A (1986)
Ho makes dirty money.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Better Tomorrow, A (1986)
Kit bitch-slaps Ho.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Better Tomorrow, A (1986)
Mark protects his Ho.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Manual Cruise-control.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Charly (1968)
Mouse wins, loses, wins.
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Control Room (2004)
Journalist learns missiles martyr.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Control Room (2004)
Missile 1, journalist 0.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Count's goatee dupes Dumasses.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Danny Deckchair (2003)
Balloons get Danny high.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Walken wakes, Walken's wake.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Montag does light reading.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Far And Away (1992)
Kidman bowls over Cruise.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Finding Neverland (2004)
Johnny jots Peter's pain.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Finding Neverland (2004)
Depp barries Winslet.
May 12, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Foul Play (1978)
Bitty Barty barrel rolls.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Funny Farm (1988)
Squirrel drives Chevy nuts.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Goonies, The (1985)
Chunk gives statue boner.
May 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Gorky Park (1983)
Hurt ferrets out Marvin.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Kumar's hairy close-shave.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
House Of Games (1987)
Mantegna thanks sir.
Apr 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (2003)
Boad's buggering logic- limp.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Less Than Zero (1987)
Downey blows for blow.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Nighthawks (1981)
Nighthawk in nightgown.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Nighthawks (1981)
Dressy Stallone suprises Rutger.
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Strumpet strips, grinds Gere.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Road House (1989)
Swayze's tracheotomy irks nurse.
May 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Gwyneth gets axed.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Short Cuts (1993)
Moore's carpet matches curtains.
May 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Short Cuts (1993)
Modine hates Alex Trebek.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004)
Gwyneth rings Ling's bell.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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