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Reviews by 'Poire'
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with a total of
36
reviews published to date.
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Barbarella (1968)
Star whore saves universe.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Citizen Kane (1941)
Absorbing newsagent / tobogganist biopic.
Sep 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Victorian freak not animal.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
If... (1968)
Posh kids shun homeworks.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lost Highway (1997)
Incredible disrespect for convention.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pi (1998)
Nerd finds long number.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Bleat-free blood bath.
Sep 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Snatch (2000)
Pikey thumps for cash.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Bickle gets in pickle.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Awakenings (1990)
Pill wakes sleepy Bob.
Sep 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Pram rolls down steps.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Shop after you drop.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(24)
Gorillas In The Mist: The Story Of Dian Fossey (1988)
Foggy chimps annoy Weaver.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy and dad Bond.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Dinosaurs prove fatal attraction.
Sep 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Hippy chippy saves mankind.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pillow Book, The (1996)
Pillow useful during film.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy finds old box.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rain Man (1988)
Good ad for Qantas.
Sep 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Schindler's List (1993)
Nazi is nice really.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Signs (2002)
Cereal killers vex Mel.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Bot becomes brat's Pop.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
John is badly Hurt.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Scary Hubbard's intergalactic Travolta.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)
Prescient GM food warning.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Duel (1971)
Lorry falls off cliff.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Italian Job, The (1969)
Bloody doors blown off.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Jim, etc., copy Kubrick.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime dead, alive, dead.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Walkabout (1971)
Hot orphans stagger home.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Talking Blu-tack film: pants.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Twister (1996)
Reconcilliation on windy day.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Pretty shitty gang bang.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(195)
Funny Games (1997)
Austrian psychos borrow eggs.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Filthy chimps vex Chuck.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Demons annoy acidhead postie.
Sep 11, 2002
Unscored
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