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Reviews by 'Koli'
Current status of
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with a total of
2324
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Alien (1979)
Ripley finally gets crotchety.
May 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(8)
Alien (1979)
Holm's where heart isn't.
May 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(28)
Alien (1979)
Dinner: Hurt divides ribs.
May 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(25)
Alien (1979)
Holm's elementary; somewhat impersonal.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Boot, Das (1981)
Seamen on the bed.
Jun 13, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(13)
Boot, Das (1981)
Rock chancers prefer Atlantic.
Jun 13, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
RAF bowls bouncer.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Wallis will bomb it.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(14)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Mad-Eye steals the show.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Surly Bulgar woos Granger.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Spall throws in hand.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
School hosts perilous contest.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Hours, The (2002)
Harris demonstrates DIY euthanasia.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Hours, The (2002)
Moore abandons hope, children.
May 6, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
House Of Flying Daggers (2004)
Mei faces double jeopardy.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
In The Realm Of The Senses (1976)
Egg's disappearing act. Wow!
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
In The Realm Of The Senses (1976)
Hard (core) boiled egg.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Irr�versible (2002)
When No� means no.
May 23, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(23)
Irr�versible (2002)
Evil pure encounters Bellucci.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
No Time To Die (2021)
Faith in Paloma vindicated.
Dec 22, 2021
Scored 6/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Irritable nurse loses patients.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(30)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Sampson is chiefly silent.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(17)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Chief takes up plumbing.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(23)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Eli's confession: 'e lies.
Oct 1, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(5)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Oiler blows his top.
Oct 1, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(5)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Day-Lewis flips his lid.
Oct 4, 2012
Scored 6/5
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There Will Be Blood (2007)
Basket bastard braves basket-case.
Oct 1, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Vertigo (1958)
Ex-officer seeks facsimile.
Jan 27, 2014
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Vertigo (1958)
Scottie can't beam up.
Jan 27, 2014
Scored 6/5
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(13)
21 Grams (2003)
Alejandro's shape: Penn tangle.
Dec 14, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(6)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombies solve traffic problems.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(47)
71: Into The Fire (2010)
Students outwit hardened fighters.
Oct 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
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71: Into The Fire (2010)
ROK rookies rebuff revolutionaries.
Oct 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(4)
71: Into The Fire (2010)
Jae-han Lee's heroes.
Oct 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
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71: Into The Fire (2010)
T.O.P. guns.
Oct 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Barry McKenzie, The (1972)
Foul-mouthed oz spawns Everage.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Feral Flynn.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Ages Of Lulu, The (1990)
Lulu trawls for troilists.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ages Of Lulu, The (1990)
Pablo makes disastrous substitution.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Ages Of Lulu, The (1990)
Lou Reed accompanies Lulu.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
American Pie (1999)
Hannigan: tootin' flute rooter.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
American Pie (1999)
Son's in the dessert.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(45)
American Pie (1999)
Flute between Willow's lips.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
American Pie (1999)
Levy pays for porn.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)
Cagney feigns fear, dies.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Anna And The King (1999)
Beau Thai.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Babel (2006)
Ex-hunter's daughter goes trapping.
Mar 21, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Babel (2006)
Sum of a gun.
Mar 21, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Babel (2006)
Chieko exhibits hairy monster.
Mar 30, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Babel (2006)
Rifle transactions cause mayhem.
Mar 21, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
It's a DeLorean adventure!
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Banshees Of Inisherin, The (2022)
Fiddler's feud fuels fury.
Oct 28, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Banshees Of Inisherin, The (2022)
Bucolic dullard notably persistent.
Oct 28, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Battle Of The Sexes (2017)
Tennis's Court eclipsed.
Nov 24, 2017
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Battle Of The Sexes (2017)
Stone rocks Carrell.
Nov 24, 2017
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beast, The (1975)
Mythical stalker gets wood.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Marigold guests fit in.
Jul 5, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Old, spice.
Jul 10, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Beyond The Clouds (1995)
Baring John Malkovich.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Beyond The Clouds (1995)
Bedding John Malkovich.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Big Country, The (1958)
Fiery Baker, poor match.
Aug 15, 2020
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Big Country, The (1958)
Burly Ives respects Peck.
Jun 15, 2020
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Billy Budd (1962)
Stamp's defence not Ustinov.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Birds, The (1963)
Hedren tipped over edge.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant, The (1972)
Designer's trouble.
Nov 8, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant, The (1972)
Bewigged harridan loses lover.
Nov 8, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Horse-piss wine devotees exposed.
Feb 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Make benefit Cohen's wallet.
Feb 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Tears prevent AIDS... not!
Apr 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat, Bagatov get bear.
Apr 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Chariots of ire.
Oct 3, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Marine becomes a para.
Oct 3, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Audrey has a Brazilian.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Writer avoids long sentence.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Mother's romance recited, relished.
May 4, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Streep bridges cultural divide.
May 4, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Clint's classic Streepy weepy.
May 4, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Brief Encounter (1945)
Station affair derailed.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Brief Encounter (1945)
Platform game. Two players.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Brothers (2009)
Kitchen refurbishment under threat.
Oct 14, 2013
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Brothers (2009)
Kitchen compensation for widow.
Oct 14, 2013
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brothers (2009)
Hank needles tattooed ex-con.
Oct 14, 2013
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Brothers (2009)
Mare upset by vet.
Oct 14, 2013
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Carrie (1976)
Kooky daughter's bloody slaughter.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Casablanca (1942)
Rick's misty-eyed parting shot.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Laszlo's survival wrecks romance.
Dec 25, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Cell, The (2000)
Lopez gives good head.
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Cell, The (2000)
J.Lo, belief, suspended.
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cell, The (2000)
D'Onofrio's brain's fried.
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Cell, The (2000)
J.Lo IS dream woman.
Dec 17, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Chicken Run (2000)
Henned in.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Chicken Run (2000)
Limey chickens: revolting.
Jan 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Chocolat (2000)
Gooey, morish, sweet, delicious.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Cinematic wickedness eventually savoured.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Giancaldo boy makes good.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Projectionist splices career.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Conspiracy (2001)
Genocide sold over lunch.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Conspiracy (2001)
Buffet, the empire's slayers.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Conspiracy (2001)
'Blond Beast' does lunch.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Conspiracy (2001)
Nazis share chilling lunch.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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