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Reviews by 'Koli'
Current status of
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with a total of
2324
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Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Gentry meddle; result: medal.
Feb 27, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Toffs resolve Olympic dilemma.
Feb 27, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Remains Of The Day, The (1993)
Appeasement on the menu.
Feb 20, 2023
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Empire Of Light (2022)
Cinema invaders favour screening.
Feb 3, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Hustlers (2019)
J-Lo ascends sleazy pole.
Feb 3, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Belfast (2021)
Dornan endures more grey.
Jan 19, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Remains Of The Day, The (1993)
Stevens hears; doesn't listen.
Jan 2, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Dirty Dancing (1987)
Fifty steps with Grey.
Jan 2, 2023
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
Monáe follows the money.
Dec 25, 2022
Unscored
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Belfast (2021)
Branagh's mono youth remembered.
Dec 25, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Living (2022)
Nighy finally junketing nightly.
Dec 25, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Laszlo's survival wrecks romance.
Dec 25, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Good Nurse, The (2022)
Chastain confounds cover-up.
Nov 1, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Good Nurse, The (2022)
Loughren risks job, life.
Nov 1, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Banshees Of Inisherin, The (2022)
Bucolic dullard notably persistent.
Oct 28, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Banshees Of Inisherin, The (2022)
Fiddler's feud fuels fury.
Oct 28, 2022
Scored 5/5
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I, Tonya (2017)
Tonya denies, denies, confesses.
Oct 28, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Lion (2016)
Sunny shines as Saroo.
Jul 26, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Lion (2016)
Saroo's mum left childless.
Jul 26, 2022
Scored 5/5
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The Outpost (2020)
Beleaguered GIs frustrate Taliban.
Jul 26, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Emma. (2020)
Anya brings Joy, sorrow.
Jul 26, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Paint Your Wagon (1969)
Miners, town, get wrecked.
Jan 19, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Ipcress File, The (1965)
'Albanian' gaol not remote.
Jan 6, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Eagle Has Landed, The (1976)
JR is the Pitts.
Jan 5, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Ipcress File, The (1965)
Dalby sound is dreadful.
Jan 5, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Ipcress File, The (1965)
Lloyd gets the Caine.
Jan 5, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Eagle Has Landed, The (1976)
Marsh welcomes marsh-warden.
Jan 5, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Eagle Has Landed, The (1976)
Churchill ironically has doppelgänger.
Jan 4, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Suicide Squad, The (2021)
Trapped Robbie legs it.
Jan 4, 2022
Scored 3/5
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The Aftermath (2019)
Architect's designs on Knightley.
Jan 2, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Suicide Squad, The (2021)
Wholesale demolition squad, actually.
Dec 29, 2021
Scored 3/5
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West Side Story (1961)
Community conflict cunningly choreographed.
Dec 29, 2021
Scored 4/5
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No Time To Die (2021)
Faith in Paloma vindicated.
Dec 22, 2021
Scored 6/5
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The Unforgivable (2021)
Pianist leads charmed life.
Dec 22, 2021
Scored 4/5
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Licence To Kill (1989)
Felix gets hitched, stitched.
Dec 22, 2021
Scored 3/5
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Licence To Kill (1989)
Carey Lowell goes dusting.
Dec 22, 2021
Scored 3/5
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Licence To Kill (1989)
Shark on Leiter diet.
Dec 22, 2021
Scored 3/5
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Licence To Kill (1989)
Leiter legless after wedding.
Dec 22, 2021
Scored 3/5
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Bird Box (2018)
Hidden menace spooks Bullock.
Dec 15, 2021
Scored 4/5
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The Unforgivable (2021)
Fish worker has guts.
Dec 15, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(2)
The Unforgivable (2021)
Parolee relives decisive moments.
Dec 15, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Viva Las Vegas (1964)
Happy ending: deadly race.
Aug 15, 2021
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Viva Las Vegas (1964)
Presley vehicle lacks drive.
Aug 15, 2021
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Army Of The Dead (2021)
A-Z of Alpha Zombies.
Jun 2, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Final Destination (2000)
Death proves remarkably inventive.
Jan 10, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Operation Crossbow (1965)
Courtenay lands unfortunate alias.
Jan 3, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Senna (2010)
Senna, supreme racer, passes.
Jan 2, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tea With Mussolini (1999)
Aristocratic idiot befriends Benito.
Jan 2, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Murder On The Orient Express (2017)
Little grey cells sTrained.
Jan 2, 2021
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Eddie The Eagle (2016)
Plucky plasterer plans plunge.
Dec 28, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Parasite (2019)
HitchROK.
Dec 26, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Train To Busan (2016)
Daylight agitates train zombies.
Dec 26, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(2)
White Christmas (1954)
General approbation for veteran.
Dec 24, 2020
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Doctor Zhivago (1965)
New regime. Same shit.
Oct 11, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Murder On The Orient Express (2017)
Train and credibility derailed.
Oct 11, 2020
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Sully (2016)
Pilot's not featherbrained.
Sep 2, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sully (2016)
Pilot lands. Crowd. Waves.
Sep 2, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Gravity (2013)
Clooney's Captain Oates moment.
Sep 2, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gravity (2013)
Debris chases Bullock, repeatedly.
Aug 24, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Baby (2016)
Festival of paternity investigation.
Aug 24, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bridget Jones's Baby (2016)
Poonani impassioned by Firth.
Aug 15, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Baby (2016)
Jones: Edge of reproduction.
Aug 15, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Bond's every move foreseen.
Aug 15, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big Country, The (1958)
Fiery Baker, poor match.
Aug 15, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Moonraker (1979)
Bond's 'mansplaining' riles Chiles.
Aug 11, 2020
Unscored
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(1)
Big Country, The (1958)
Burly Ives respects Peck.
Jun 15, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
(No) Breath in Venice.
Dec 26, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Martian, The (2015)
Watney's Red Planet. Cheers!
Dec 26, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Brooklyn (2015)
Rose avoids Atlantic crossing.
Sep 2, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Brooklyn (2015)
Aspiring accountant displays figure.
Sep 2, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Brooklyn (2015)
'Old witch' boosts emigration.
Sep 2, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Notting Hill (1999)
Ifans somehow gets girl.
Apr 29, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Notting Hill (1999)
Travelogue vendor rarely travels.
Apr 24, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Great Gatsby, The (2013)
Carey not careful driver.
Dec 25, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Great Gatsby, The (2013)
Maguire in Jay's web.
Dec 25, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Battle Of The Sexes (2017)
Stone rocks Carrell.
Nov 24, 2017
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Battle Of The Sexes (2017)
Tennis's Court eclipsed.
Nov 24, 2017
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dunkirk (2017)
Cillian killing - inadvertently.
Aug 24, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Dunkirk (2017)
Tommies sup only tea.
Aug 24, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Deadpool (2016)
Lusty mutant craves Wham!
Mar 2, 2016
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deadpool (2016)
Miller's tale suitably anal.
Mar 2, 2016
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deadpool (2016)
Heel learns to heal.
Mar 2, 2016
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deadpool (2016)
Lyin' Skrein's fryin' Ryan.
Mar 2, 2016
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Revenant, The (2015)
Fur-trapper foils rapist.
Feb 15, 2016
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Revenant, The (2015)
Leo faces bruin ruin.
Feb 15, 2016
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (2013)
Rebels, plot, dragged out.
Jan 14, 2016
Scored 3/5
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Hunger Games, The (2012)
Lawrence of arrow, bier.
Jan 14, 2016
Unscored
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
Stark raving bonkers.
Jan 4, 2016
Scored 3/5
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Castaway On The Moon (2009)
Star-gazer spots fellow hermit.
Dec 8, 2015
Unscored
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Spectre (2015)
Bond meets driller-killer.
Nov 30, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Spectre (2015)
Blofeld's pupil is spoilt.
Nov 30, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Nude Secretaries: Government Workers (2003)
Ministry position.
Sep 3, 2015
Unscored
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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
Dykes head for Home.
Aug 28, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
Fangs for the mammary.
Aug 28, 2015
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Duchess, The (2008)
Grey colours Georgiana's life.
Aug 21, 2015
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Super Size Me (2004)
Burger alarm.
Aug 21, 2015
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Impossible, The (2012)
Hearing muffled? Sub tidals!
May 1, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Impossible, The (2012)
Naomi waits (anxiously).
May 1, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Interview, The (2014)
Pyongyang loon lampooned.
Dec 31, 2014
Unscored
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Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws (2013)
Fin? No, there's more.
Dec 29, 2014
Unscored
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