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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
18 month Summer.
Jun 26, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Tom's Summer romance.
Jun 27, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Remarque-able WW1 movie.
Jul 15, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Avatar (2009)
See worlds, join Na'vi.
Oct 26, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(28)
Avatar (2009)
Na'vi, blue.
Dec 7, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Casino Royale (2006)
Blonde Bond-shell.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Casino Royale (2006)
M's apartment illegally entered.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Casino Royale (2006)
Chiffre tells, Vesper lies.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond, back to beginning.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Casino Royale (2006)
007th franchise renewal.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Diva (1981)
Parisian postie's tape trouble.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
History Boys, The (2006)
Boys learn historical 'gobbits'.
Nov 8, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Tom Stall(s) brothers' plans.
Feb 14, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Viggo's violence vanquishes villains.
Feb 14, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(3)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Stall's story? Killer Cusack.
Mar 5, 2007
Scored 6/5
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King's Speech, The (2010)
The King's bad language.
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Logue receives King's shilling.
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5
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King's Speech, The (2010)
Stop stammering? You bet!
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5
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King's Speech, The (2010)
Stammering of King George.
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Leon (1994)
Girl learns to clean.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Made In Dagenham (2010)
Women stitch up Ford.
Oct 10, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Neo saves Morpheus, mankind.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu shoots up lobby.
Dec 31, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo flies, finally.
Feb 24, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Assassin uses airbolt.
Sep 18, 2009
Scored 6/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Brolin bolts from Bardem.
Sep 20, 2009
Scored 6/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Chigurh, free killer.
Sep 20, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Keitel supervises clean-up.
May 21, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Ving gets medieval.
Sep 18, 2011
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Findin' Ryan before dyin'.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
The strife of Ryan.
Mar 11, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(16)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Finding two Private Ryans.
Sep 22, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Monochromatic episodic graphic comic.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Sin City (2005)
Willis is Nancy's boy.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Hartigan's hard-on for Nancy.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Up (2009)
Pixar balloonacy.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Up (2009)
Dreams balloon into reality.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Up (2009)
Paradise lost? Paradise Falls.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Up (2009)
Dogs distracted by...SQUIRREL!
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Up (2009)
Scout gets the bird.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Up (2009)
Kevin's chicks swallow balls.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Up (2009)
Scout digs dog, Dug.
Oct 13, 2009
Scored 6/5
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300 (2006)
Spartans odds 3333-1 against.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
300 (2006)
Xerxes dreams impassable dream.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
300 (2006)
Cast of 1,000,300.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
9th Company, The (2005)
Russian 'Full Metal Jacket'.
Feb 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Errol buckles his swash.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Flynn's arrows, outrageous misfortunes.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Airplane! (1980)
Danger! High flying comedy.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Airplane! (1980)
Funniest disaster movie ever.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Airplane! (1980)
Hagerty blows inflatable pilot.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Ali (2001)
Ali needs his gloves.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Ali (2001)
Knockout performance from Smith.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Alien (1979)
'Jaws' in space: Brilliant.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Alien (1979)
Chest explodes. That Hurt.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley: jailbait for alien.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Alien� (1992)
Aliiien.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Alien� (1992)
Ali3n.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley flambees. Aliens attack.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Aliens (1986)
Aliien.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
All The President's Men (1976)
Woodward, Bernstein, uncover conspiracy.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Batman (1989)
Joker Jack attacks Bat.
May 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Big (1988)
Tom Hanks = toy boy.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Big (1988)
Hanks: little Big man.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Blade Runner (1982)
Rutgers finest Hauer.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
Blade Runner (1982)
Runner 'retires' rogue replicants.
May 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Bean scene:Blazing Arses.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Shades, cars, music, mayhem.
May 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Blues sung, black worn.
Jan 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Penguin saved by Blues.
Nov 12, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Brotherhood (2004)
Jin-Tae crosses the line.
Nov 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Butch, Sundance, bicycle, Bolivia.
Feb 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Carry On... Up The Khyber (1968)
Curry On Abroad.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Carry On... Up The Khyber (1968)
Joan Sims gets plastered.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Cat Fishin' (1947)
Mouse, the bait.
Dec 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Commitments, The (1991)
Dublin kids sing soul.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Commitments, The (1991)
'Black' Dubliners make music.
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Creature Comforts (1990)
The menagerie monologues.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Creature Comforts (1990)
Captive animals, captivating conversations.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Cry Freedom (1987)
Great tribute to Biko.
Jun 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Cry Freedom (1987)
Banned, on the run.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Cry Freedom (1987)
Racist government axes Woods.
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Damned United, The (2009)
Revie-lations about Clough.
Apr 1, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Damned United, The (2009)
Cloughie leads Leeds.
Apr 1, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Willis wins, terrorists topple.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Die Hard (1988)
Rickman falls for Willis.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Die Hard (1988)
Bruce, vest, skyscraper terrorists.
Jul 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
District 13 (2004)
Le�to, Lola, neutralise nuke.
Oct 18, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(1)
District 13 (2004)
Taha's task: sell nuke.
Oct 18, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(1)
District 9 (2009)
South African Alien Apartheid.
Aug 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(2)
District 9 (2009)
Prawns in the RSA.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
District 9 (2009)
Wikus: human/prawn cocktail.
Sep 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
District 9 (2009)
Prawn Copley-tale
Sep 4, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
Downfall (2004)
Hitler's end of days.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Downfall (2004)
Hitler's gone for Eva.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Downfall (2004)
Bruno ist ganz Hitler.
Jan 24, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Excalibur (1981)
Sword, stone, sex, swashbuckling.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Friendly fish finds family.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
From Russia With Love (1963)
James Bond's Turkish delight.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
From Russia With Love (1963)
Sean shags shoviet shpy.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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