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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Scoring's just grand.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Bunny's bugs.
Mar 17, 2010
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(1)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Creamed crackers.
Nov 2, 2009
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda lacks conviction.
Feb 27, 2006
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(15)
16 Blocks (2006)
Mosley, Mos, mostly mayhem.
May 4, 2006
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(5)
16 Blocks (2006)
Bruce escorts career criminal.
May 4, 2006
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(1)
1984 (1956)
Julia, Winston, subversive sex.
Jul 8, 2007
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21 Grams (2003)
Crossing Rivers, Jordan.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Dead Mancs walking.
Aug 24, 2007
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(20)
3-Iron (2004)
Korean burglar does laundry.
Mar 17, 2010
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(1)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Hannay runs, clears name.
Jul 26, 2007
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(1)
44 Inch Chest (2009)
Diamond pays Peanuts.
Jan 16, 2010
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(1)
44 Inch Chest (2009)
Bad Peanuts? They Hurt.
Jan 16, 2010
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(1)
49th Parallel (1941)
Transatlantic U-boaters cross border.
Feb 15, 2007
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84 Charing Cross Road (1987)
Hopkins, Bancroft, take epistles.
May 23, 2006
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(5)
A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)
(Loss of) Love Story.
Oct 26, 2009
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(1)
A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)
No comings, only goings.
Nov 3, 2009
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
I, boy-bot.
Jul 1, 2007
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(11)
Abduction (2011)
Lautner is Bourne Jr.
Nov 23, 2011
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Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Macon, minimum impact traveller.
Jun 3, 2010
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Accused, The (1988)
Foster's pool table rapeing.
Jun 3, 2010
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Ace Drummond (1936)
Ace flies a Trainor.
Jun 10, 2010
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(1)
Aces High (1976)
WW1 rookies - short careers.
Jun 12, 2010
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Acne (2003)
Same zits, different days.
Dec 20, 2010
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Adventure Of The Wrong Santa Claus, The (1914)
Octavius nicks St Nick.
Nov 3, 2010
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(1)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Desperately seeking Zuzu.
May 7, 2007
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(10)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Drag Queens-land.
Apr 25, 2006
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(6)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Trans Australia road trip.
Jan 17, 2010
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(4)
After The Sunset (2004)
Harrelson chases diamond nickers.
Jan 4, 2007
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(2)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
CIA: Cody in action.
May 10, 2006
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(6)
Air Force (1943)
Flying Fortress defends Philippines.
Jun 12, 2010
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Air Force One (1997)
President saves own plane.
Feb 12, 2010
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(1)
Air Mail (1932)
Air males carry post.
Jun 11, 2010
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(1)
Airport (1970)
Disaster movie? It's plane!
Oct 27, 2010
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Airport (1970)
Disaster movie inspires Airplane!
Oct 27, 2010
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Aliens Of The Deep (2005)
Cameron seeks earthbound 'aliens'.
Jan 16, 2010
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Aliens Of The Deep (2005)
Cameron's abyssal documentary.
Jan 17, 2010
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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Space franchises collide again.
Apr 27, 2007
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(2)
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Aliens vs. village people.
Apr 27, 2007
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(7)
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Scientist rescues amnesiac cyborg.
Apr 8, 2010
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(1)
Alive (1993)
Hungry crash survivors cannibalise.
Apr 3, 2006
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(4)
Alive: 20 Years Later (1993)
Cannibals reunited.
Aug 20, 2006
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(5)
All About Eve (1950)
The dawn of Eve.
Feb 9, 2010
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(1)
Alpha And Omega (2010)
Animated howler.
Oct 26, 2010
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(1)
Alpha And Omega (2010)
Alpha? More like D-minus.
Oct 26, 2010
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Amazing Journey: The Story Of The Who (2007)
Doc-who-mentary.
Aug 11, 2008
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(4)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Spidey vs the Samurais.
Apr 8, 2010
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(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spiderman's fourth leg.
Apr 27, 2009
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(7)
Amelia (2009)
Earhart's world tour.
Nov 24, 2010
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(1)
American Gigolo (1980)
Pretty ho'man.
May 31, 2007
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(18)
American Graffiti (1973)
Harrison Ford in drag.
Oct 18, 2010
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(3)
American Pie (1999)
Apple Pie, extra juicy.
Oct 27, 2010
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American Psycho (2000)
Mergers, acquisitions, murders, executions.
Mar 29, 2006
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(7)
Anchors Aweigh (1945)
Tom, Jerry, Gene Kelly.
Dec 10, 2010
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(1)
And Then Came Lola (2009)
Re-run, Lola, re-run.
Jun 10, 2010
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(1)
Angels & Demons (2009)
The Da Vinci Coda.
May 16, 2009
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(2)
Animal Farm (1954)
Two better than four.
Apr 24, 2006
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(9)
Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs = commie pinkoes.
Apr 24, 2006
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(7)
Animal Farm (1999)
Livestock with Napoleon complex.
Feb 15, 2007
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(2)
Animal House (1978)
Frat Wars.
Nov 5, 2010
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Animalympics (1980)
Cheetahs prosper in sprints.
May 14, 2006
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(8)
Animalympics (1980)
Gymnast-ticks.
Nov 2, 2009
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(7)
Animalympics (1980)
Gym-gnat-tics.
Nov 2, 2009
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Animalympics (1980)
20km Dog walk.
Nov 5, 2009
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Animalympics (1980)
Archery fish.
Nov 5, 2009
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Anne Of The Thousand Days (1969)
8th Henry's 1st Anne.
Jan 24, 2007
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(1)
Anne Of The Thousand Days (1969)
Henry, Anne, grand marriage.
Jan 24, 2007
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(4)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Run, hoser, run.
Jan 28, 2010
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Antz (1998)
Woody's insect ant-ics.
Oct 23, 2010
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
Jaguar driven through jungle.
Jan 29, 2007
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(6)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Everybody tells same joke.
Aug 13, 2006
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(6)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
1 joke, 100 times.
Aug 13, 2006
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(7)
Armageddon (1998)
Willis goes ballistic, literally.
Aug 18, 2011
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(6)
Arrival, The (1996)
ZZ finds ET.
Jun 3, 2010
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Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Cary on murdering.
Mar 17, 2010
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(3)
Assault (1971)
Kendall seeks woodland killer.
Nov 1, 2010
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Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Precinct 13 - The Alamo.
Aug 18, 2006
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(5)
Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Cops, prisoners, unite, defend.
Aug 13, 2006
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(2)
Asterix Versus Caesar (1985)
Away Gauls in Europe.
May 9, 2006
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(6)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Milo miles below.
Jun 3, 2010
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Earth hounded by aliens.
Sep 16, 2011
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(1)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Assault & Mammaries.
Nov 2, 2009
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(1)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Murderer's trail goes cold.
Sep 19, 2011
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Tomatoes: Source of death.
Sep 16, 2011
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(5)
Avatar 3 (2025)
Avathird.
Jun 28, 2011
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Avatar 3 (2025)
More Na'viii.
Jun 28, 2011
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(1)
Avatar: The Way Of Water (2022)
Na'vi, underwater.
Jun 28, 2011
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(1)
Aviator, The (1985)
Reeve crashes with flapper.
Jun 21, 2010
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Awful Adventures Of An Aviator, The (1915)
Airplane! in monochrome.
Jun 13, 2010
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Babe Ruth Story, The (1948)
An inconvenient Ruth.
Dec 8, 2009
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(15)
Baby Blue Marine (1976)
Marine mistaken for hero.
Nov 24, 2010
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Back To The Future (1985)
DeLorean is the future?
Jun 19, 2010
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Backfire! (1995)
Carry on arson about.
Jun 3, 2010
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(1)
Bad Boys II (2003)
Smith's pursuit of Ecstasy.
Feb 17, 2010
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(1)
Bad Day At Black Rock (1955)
Tracy single-handedly uncovers secret.
Apr 14, 2007
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(1)
Baseball Bugs (1946)
Ball park bunny.
Sep 16, 2011
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Basic Electricity, As Applied To Electronic Control Systems (1943)
Re: volts.
Feb 14, 2010
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(1)
Basic Electricity, As Applied To Electronic Control Systems (1943)
Ohm, sweet ohm.
Feb 16, 2010
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(15)
Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Mouse emulates Basil Rat(h)bone.
Jun 3, 2010
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Battle Of El Alamein, The (1969)
Montgomery's finest hour.
Nov 16, 2009
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