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Reviews by 'Downtown'
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7 Grandmasters (1977)
Kuo's kung-fu masterpiece.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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7 Grandmasters (1977)
Grandmaster retires on top.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Wrong week to quit.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Airplane! (1980)
Otto-erotic stimulation.
Nov 1, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Aliens (1986)
Bitch gets sucked away.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
'Under kilt?' mystery solved.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Braveheart (1995)
McGoohan lowers the hammer.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Heartbreak spawns beautiful friendship.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Eon gambles with Craig.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Blond, James Bond.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(25)
Casino Royale (2006)
Craig chronicles Bond's beginning.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
New Felix? That's Wright!
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Casino Royale (2006)
007 2.0.
Oct 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond's envy, with Green.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Craig? Connery should worry!
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Catch-22 (1970)
Heller creates dictionary entry.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(13)
Catch-22 (1970)
Yossarian eschews uniformity, uniform.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Catch-22 (1970)
Chaplain assumes Fathership role.
Aug 4, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Dead Citizen rides Hearst.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Drunken Arts And Crippled Fist (1983)
Snake Master: 'Ah, Fu-ey!'
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Eight Diagram Pole Fighter (1983)
Liu's enemies get shafted.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Sadly, Dragon subsequently exited.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Gimme Shelter (1970)
Western Woodstock turns tragic.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Gimme Shelter (1970)
Guardian Angels from Hell.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Gimme Shelter (1970)
First unsuccesful Woodstock recreation.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Gimme Shelter (1970)
Mick, dagger.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Godfather, The (1972)
Michael given The Business.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Godfather, The (1972)
Michael gets in.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Godfather, The (1972)
Equinicide outrages, murders don't.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Protect Family, lose family.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Neri a worry.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Michael's marriage isn't o'Kay.
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 6/5
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GoldenEye (1995)
New Bond's Irish, stylish.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
GoldenEye (1995)
Dam good opening gambit.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Eastwood's Blondie shoots first!
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Halloween (1978)
Prototypical slasher pic. Genius.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Henry V (1989)
Branagh actually surpases Olivier.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Henry V (1989)
Hank Cinq spanks Franks.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(19)
Hoosiers (1986)
'Rocky' on the hardcourt.
Sep 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Hoosiers (1986)
Caging hicks from Hickory.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Ivan The Terrible, Part Two (1958)
Even more Terrible. Great!
May 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
O'Toole single-handedly defeats Turks.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Legend Of The Liquid Sword (1993)
Kung-fu and... Batman?
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Huston handles Hammett handedly.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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MASH (1970)
Suicide's painless. War isn't.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(13)
Mean Streets (1973)
DeNiro's drowning in debt.
Nov 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Romero's monotone masterpiece.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
October (Ten Days That Shook The World) (1928)
Eisenstein's theory of revolutionaries.
May 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Frank portrayal of evil.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
She didn't 'I do'.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(14)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Solo goes solo.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Rear Window (1954)
Digging dog discovered dead.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Rebel Without A Cause (1955)
Prototypical teenage angst film.
May 13, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Rocky II (1979)
Creed's greed his downfall.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Schindler's List (1993)
1,200 of 6,000,000 saved.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(17)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Arachnid vs. Mollusk.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(19)
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Bond nails Soviet spy!
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirk's a deadbeat dad.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Meyer melds Montalban, Melville.
May 11, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Khan do attitude.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Fett finds Falcon fugitives.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke handed a lesson.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke can't handle lineage.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Force gained, Ford's lost.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Street Fighter, The (1974)
Chiba leaves an impression.
May 13, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Street Fighter, The (1974)
Chiba silences his enemies.
May 13, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
DeMille does Exodus. Excellent!
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
God: 'Yul B. sorry!'.
May 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(34)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Jews reject manual labor.
May 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Thriller (1983)
ABC, easy as zombie.
May 10, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Thunderball (1965)
Never Say Remake Again.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Unforgiven (1992)
Clint fills Leone's shoes.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
What's Opera, Doc? (1957)
Wagner and du wabbit.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
What's Opera, Doc? (1957)
Fwight of du Walkywies.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(12)
When It Was A Game (1991)
Fielders Of Dreams.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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White Heat (1949)
Gangster has 'mother' issues.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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White Heat (1949)
Cody's on top. Briefly.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Kahn gets enormous shvunshtika.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
In-famously hilarious Mexican hijinks.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Magnificent Seven for retards.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda saves young punk.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Aliens defy Prime Directive.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
36th Chamber Of Shaolin, The (1978)
Liu creates new chamber.
Mar 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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36th Chamber Of Shaolin, The (1978)
Enter The 36th Chamber.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Baron bestows bullshit biography.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
No boner for Bono.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Airport (1970)
Disaster genre takes off.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Alien (1979)
Crew awoken early. Trouble.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Wilson can't handle news.
Jul 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
Mankind gets sick, dies.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)
Cagney cowers for friendship.
Nov 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)
Better beg, then dead.
Feb 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Animal House (1978)
College life captured perfectly.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Antz (1998)
A Bug'z Life.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
At The Max (1991)
IMAXimum Rock 'n' Roll.
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Au Revoir Les Enfants (1987)
Jewish friend accidently betrayed.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Mystery man mit mojo.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Back To The Future (1985)
Oedipus J. Rex.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(36)
Back To The Future (1985)
DeLorean hits 88mph? Impossible!
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Back To The Future (1985)
Marty's back in time.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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